Neil Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 "We're going to help Justin,to educate him so he can be a better person" "What he did was unacceptable and we're here to help him move forward and not be homophobic" What heinous crime did Justin Thomas commit?. Called himself a 'faggot' under his breath when he missed an easy putt. Now every fucking lily livered PC cunt in the golf world is clambering over themselves to look hip by condemning his behaviour. What a bunch of cunts/pussies/fags/queers they really are,soon we'll all have our jaws wired shut to avoid saying anything that offends these cunts.Grow some bollocks you fucking faggots! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 His defence should be that he has the most obviously gay name in golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 Oh and the Trump National (a tournament that's part of the US PGA Tour) has been dropped because it was going to be held at a course owned by 'Orange Man Bad!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: His defence should be that he has the most obviously gay name in golf. Sounds like a man with a really short willy, or John Thomas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 I presume he's not actually gay, or it would have been perfectly permissible? (The "Yo, my n****r" defence.) Next time he should just call himself a cunt, it's safer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: His defence should be that he has the most obviously gay name in golf. Apart from Brian Gay (#187 in the world, apparently). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 Poofy Ballesteros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Poofy Ballesteros "A friend of mine said recently: 'What do you get if you cross a ballerina and a bastard?' - 'Ballesteros, was his answer.' I guess, if you analyse it, Seve combines the qualities of both those animals. He has the lithe sophistication and nimbleness of a ballerina, combined with the hard-nosed, ruthless thuggery of a bastard." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 7 minutes ago, nocti said: "A friend of mine said recently: 'What do you get if you cross a ballerina and a bastard?' - 'Ballesteros, was his answer.' I guess, if you analyse it, Seve combines the qualities of both those animals. He has the lithe sophistication and nimbleness of a ballerina, combined with the hard-nosed, ruthless thuggery of a bastard." I was trying to think of a golfer and tie it in with a gay name. That was the best I could do. (Hangs head in shame). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was trying to think of a golfer and tie it in with a gay name. That was the best I could do. (Hangs head in shame). Punkape??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: His defence should be that he has the most obviously gay name in golf. Second most mate. Three words. EARL OF PUNKAPE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Punkape??? Photo finish CBB. You won by a nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was trying to think of a golfer and tie it in with a gay name. That was the best I could do. (Hangs head in shame). Colon Montbummery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 Bumhard Langer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 Bend Crenshaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 Notah Ryan Begay III (born September 14, 1972) is a Native American professional golfer. He is one of the only Native American golfers to have played in the PGA Tour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Notah Ryan Begay III (born September 14, 1972) is a Native American professional golfer. He is one of the only Native American golfers to have played in the PGA Tour. ‘Minces with pooves’ as he’s known on the reservation. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 Ian Baker Felch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Notah Ryan Begay III (born September 14, 1972) is a Native American professional golfer. He is one of the only Native American golfers to have played in the PGA Tour. What tribe? Semenhole or Crapache? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 Paul Asstinger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What tribe? Semenhole or Crapache? Kickapoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 Bee Jay Singh Hand Relief Goosen Davis Love The turd Martin Gaymer Harry Hardon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 19 minutes ago, Neil said: Bee Jay Singh Hand Relief Goosen Davis Love The turd Martin Gaymer Harry Hardon Ronan Spafferty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Ronan Spafferty What have I started? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was trying to think of a golfer and tie it in with a gay name. That was the best I could do. (Hangs head in shame). Think nothing of it. I was just looking for an opportunity to shoehorn in a Partridge quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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