camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 "So the idea is to remove the hard shoulder and use it as a normal lane, so if you break down you are trapped in fast flowing traffic? Great idea. What could go wrong?" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51236375 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 56 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "So the idea is to remove the hard shoulder and use it as a normal lane, so if you break down you are trapped in fast flowing traffic? Great idea. What could go wrong?" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51236375 They are perfectly safe as long as you don't breakdown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: "So the idea is to remove the hard shoulder and use it as a normal lane, so if you break down you are trapped in fast flowing traffic? Great idea. What could go wrong?" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51236375 Fucking women!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: "So the idea is to remove the hard shoulder and use it as a normal lane, so if you break down you are trapped in fast flowing traffic? Great idea. What could go wrong?" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51236375 Agreed. It was a recipe for disaster from the outset. Idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: "So the idea is to remove the hard shoulder and use it as a normal lane, so if you break down you are trapped in fast flowing traffic? Great idea. What could go wrong?" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51236375 You get cunts like this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 2 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: You get cunts like this... Would you call those pesky filth-pig police to sort this out Trucks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: "So the idea is to remove the hard shoulder and use it as a normal lane, so if you break down you are trapped in fast flowing traffic? Great idea. What could go wrong?" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51236375 It falls into the category "False Economy" containing such gems as #Just give one vaccine jab now #Tilting trains #Diesel #Titanic - cheap rivets #Columbia Shuttle - just an 'O' ring ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: It falls into the category "False Economy" containing such gems as #Just give one vaccine jab now #Tilting trains #Diesel #Titanic - cheap rivets #Columbia Shuttle - just an 'O' ring ........ #fuck off, cunt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 51 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: #fuck off, cunt #whatyousaid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: #fuck off, cunt #fuck of yourself you Benidorm bunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: "So the idea is to remove the hard shoulder and use it as a normal lane, so if you break down you are trapped in fast flowing traffic? Great idea. What could go wrong?" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51236375 Nothing if you’re driving a Smart Car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 Chaps, ffs, stick together, nothing wrong with smart motorways!!!!! They’re named that to keep soppy females off them, as soon as a dorris gets on one there’s mayhem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Fatty said: Chaps, ffs, stick together, nothing wrong with smart motorways!!!!! They’re named that to keep soppy females off them, as soon as a dorris gets on one there’s mayhem I'd like to pour you out of the bucket of lard you live in onto the fast lane and watch your fat fucking head get pounded into the tarmac. Then I'd temporarily close the motorway for smart cleansing with high pressure hoses. What's left can provide food for the local wildlife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 49 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I'd like to pour you out of the bucket of lard you live in onto the fast lane and watch your fat fucking head get pounded into the tarmac. Then I'd temporarily close the motorway for smart cleansing with high pressure hoses. What's left can provide food for the local wildlife. Harold. Next time you see the word SMART in the title of a nom just take a short pause and repeat to yourself 10 times...”This one’s not for me.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 20 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: You get cunts like this... That's a dangerous place to take a piss @Eddie, but all credit to you for knowing the car behind was being driven by an ethnic gentleman. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Harold. Next time you see the word SMART in the title of a nom just take a short pause and repeat to yourself 10 times...”This one’s not for me.” But it is the only place I can be sure of bumping into you my idol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Harold. Next time you see the word SMART in the title of a nom just take a short pause and repeat to yourself 10 times...”This one’s not for me.” Primarily, due to utter twatbaggery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 20 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I'd like to pour you out of the bucket of lard you live in onto the fast lane and watch your fat fucking head get pounded into the tarmac. Then I'd temporarily close the motorway for smart cleansing with high pressure hoses. What's left can provide food for the local wildlife. Would you mind putting this comment into English please, I’m struggling to decipher Cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 19 minutes ago, Fatty said: Would you mind putting this comment into English please, I’m struggling to decipher Cunt? Correction, squirt instead of "pour" you thick cunt. Fat on the fucking brain as well as the heart and liver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 26/01/2021 at 12:35, Fatty said: Fucking women!!!!!!!! Would you rather fuck men? I'm sure there's a few on here who might accommodate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Joker said: Would you rather fuck men? I'm sure there's a few on here who might accommodate you. Whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Joker said: Would you rather fuck men? I'm sure there's a few on here who might accommodate you. Sounds like you’re looking for some penis! Try Eddie he’ll accommodate, if gyps he’s always ready, you’ll obviously have to ask mummy and daddy if you can go out and play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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