Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 On 04/02/2021 at 20:56, Roadkill said: Nope. No idea. (this thing?) @Old Chap Raasclaat. This is what happens if you end up breeding with a woman from Sunderland. The gestation period is only six weeks, thanks to the human/mackem genetic anomalies. The above specimen (probably Roadkill's) is only 2 hours old. Genetic mutation has given it astonishingly accelerated development. By the time it is 7 years old it will be capable of: Headbutting a Pakistani shopkeeper. Impregnating its own sister. Stealing a laptop from an old lady, and pausing briefly to shit on her carpet. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 17 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Didn't realise I was double quoting him, I wasn't really asking for help either...simply trying to understand how someone as soft as him could last as long as he has. Your right though I'm panicking and worried about his next reply...which will no doubt be 'you fat, lonely man or something similar'. Thanks for the advice @Roadkillno offence but I'll probably go elsewhere next time. Moring Ras, you do seem to have a lot of time on your hands for a player of your magnitude, elasticated waisted diabetic stud you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: Moring Ras, you do seem to have a lot of time on your hands for a player of your magnitude, elasticated waisted diabetic stud you. Afternoon Eddie, I'm on the dole remember...I've also put on another stone since our last conversation. 77 stone now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 45 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Afternoon Eddie, I'm on the dole remember...I've also put on another stone since our last conversation. 77 stone now. Hi Ras, from Evening Eddie, nah never been married. I'll wait another 20 years or so when I need a woman to clean up etc and keep me company. Until then I'll happily go in and out of relationships. There are so many sexy women out there it would be shame not to try and get together with as many as possible. I leave getting married and becoming a miserable cunt untill much later. to self-deprecating in one thread, my work is done, LOL X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Hi Ras, from Evening Eddie, nah never been married. I'll wait another 20 years or so when I need a woman to clean up etc and keep me company. Until then I'll happily go in and out of relationships. There are so many sexy women out there it would be shame not to try and get together with as many as possible. I leave getting married and becoming a miserable cunt untill much later. to self-deprecating in one thread, my work is done, LOL X 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: Hi Ras, from Evening Eddie, nah never been married. I'll wait another 20 years or so when I need a woman to clean up etc and keep me company. Until then I'll happily go in and out of relationships. There are so many sexy women out there it would be shame not to try and get together with as many as possible. I leave getting married and becoming a miserable cunt untill much later. to self-deprecating in one thread, my work is done, LOL X If you don't leave me alone I'll eat another pizza and Häagen-Dazs, and call a prostitute. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: f you don't leave me alone I'll eat another pizza and Häagen-Dazs, and call a prostitute No need to call. She should be with you by the time you’ve finished eating. I’ve sent your usual one. She’s only had four clients tonight so she’ll be fairly fresh down below. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: No need to call. She should be with you by the time you’ve finished eating. I’ve sent your usual one. She’s only had four clients tonight so she’ll be fairly fresh down below. Which one of @Eddieex's is it? The first is a whale, the second is a tranny and the third used to kick him up the bollocks everyday so I'll pass today. Thanks all the same. Ah fuck it send the third one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Which one of @Eddieex's is it? The first is a whale, the second is a tranny and the third used to kick him up the bollocks everyday so I'll pass today. Thanks all the same. Ah fuck it send the third one. Ex wife jokes, really? Well if you want my come back, it’s up your mums arse... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: Ex wife jokes, really? Well if you want my come back, it’s up your mums arse... I didn't say ex wife did I you thick cunt. Thanks for confirming though. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Ex wife jokes, really? Well if you want my come back, it’s up your mums arse... 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I didn't say ex wife did I you thick cunt. Thanks for confirming though. Lol. Alright lads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 I'll be honest I read the first sentence then realised you'd written the sequeal to War And Peace and I didn't read the rest ,so I'll just put my two cents,at least you're not JK Rowling but thanks for the effort . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, Snowy said: I'll be honest I read the first sentence then realised you'd written the sequeal to War And Peace and I didn't read the rest ,so I'll just put my two cents,at least you're not JK Rowling but thanks for the effort . Read it all, fuck off and when you get fuck off again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Fuck off. I second that; @Snowy you’re a useless fucking cunt and we thought you’d croaked it. If picking up other people shit filled bins isn’t a first class passport to tertiary chinky flu, what the fuck is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 9 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Read it all, fuck off and when you get fuck off again. You're over estimating my intelligence, I pick up bins for a living ,If I wanted to become a novelist I would of took my gcses instead of fingering ozzy ozbournes twin lookalike sister behind the bins at school, which is ironically where I found my trade . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I second that; @Snowy you’re a useless fucking cunt and we thought you’d croaked it. If picking up other people shit filled bins isn’t a first class passport to tertiary chinky flu, what the fuck is. Fuck off pontailed weirdo Edited February 8, 2021 by Snowy ponytailed, fuck you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Old Chap Raasclaat. This is what happens if you end up breeding with a woman from Sunderland. The gestation period is only six weeks, thanks to the human/mackem genetic anomalies. The above specimen (probably Roadkill's) is only 2 hours old. Genetic mutation has given it astonishingly accelerated development. By the time it is 7 years old it will be capable of: Headbutting a Pakistani shopkeeper. Impregnating its own sister. Stealing a laptop from an old lady, and pausing briefly to shit on her carpet. This posting selfies has to be stopped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Snowy said: Fuck off pontailed weirdo Welcome back Snowy. Did the ICU have enough? It's cold and lonely when you go through that covid secure door isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: This posting selfies has to be stopped. DeadH.Can you ask my Grandad if he ever saw the U boat? Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: DeadH.Can you ask my Grandad if he ever saw the U boat? Cheers. There's a thread here but it's too fine to detect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: DeadH.Can you ask my Grandad if he ever saw the U boat? Cheers. Harold's going nowhere DC. And I'm afraid he can't be killed either. He's our new resident loony and until a better one comes along, you're stuck with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Harold's going nowhere DC. And I'm afraid he can't be killed either. He's our new resident loony and until a better one comes along, you're stuck with him. We have @ProfB Eric. This cunt’s superfluous surely? I’ll be advised accordingly of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: We have @ProfB Eric. This cunt’s superfluous surely? I’ll be advised accordingly of course. ProfB is an occasional spectacle. Harold is the house band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: ProfB is an occasional spectacle. Harold is the house band. ‘House bland?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: ProfB is an occasional spectacle. Harold is the house band. The good professor started following me on here today. Creepy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 Just now, Roadkill said: The good professor started following me on here today. Creepy cunt. Ditto...wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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