Roadkill Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: At a BBQ? That’s got you thinking. They'd nick all the chicken and end up worshipping the flame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, Goober said: Could be, but possibly not quite mental enough. Accuse him of being a multi and we'll soon find out. It's definitely the first cuckoo of Spring, so I'm now writing to The Times. Is @Stubby Pecker banned, or is it just peak newt wanking season? Aye. Where is the demented, medieval torture Cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: At a BBQ? That’s got you thinking. A raccoon? I like Samphire no good for a B&Q. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: At a BBQ? That’s got you thinking. Garden functions and black people don't really mix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's growing on me Ed. I feel all smug, like one of those middle class people who invite blacks to dinner parties so they can tell everyone about it. don't forget to give the senior matriarch a gaily coloured bag Authoritah, They love that sort of shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: don't forget to give the senior matriarch a gaily coloured bag Authoritah, They love that sort of shit. The Fuhrer’s birthday today so congratulations Herr Oberst. I expect you have been drinking Aldi beer all day and are feeling a bit morose by now so I won’t bother you. Have a nice evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Garden functions and black people don't really mix. Spades are very functional in gardens. Wait, I think we're talking at cross purposes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, Goober said: Spades are very functional in gardens. Wait, I think we're talking at cross purposes... That bloke in Clapham ordered a spade for his garden, and they air-dropped it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: That bloke in Clapham ordered a spade for his garden, and they air-dropped it. Amazon's drones are going to revolutionise home delivery. I'm in favour of this sort of thing, as long as it doesn't go through my roof. Wait, maybe we're still not on the same wavelength... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 18 minutes ago, Goober said: Amazon's drones are going to revolutionise home delivery. I'm in favour of this sort of thing, as long as it doesn't go through my roof. Wait, maybe we're still not on the same wavelength... When that African landed in Clapham, I was curious about one thing, and you may be able to help... if a body froze and fell 37,000 feet to the ground, would it shatter like Terminator 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: When that African landed in Clapham, I was curious about one thing, and you may be able to help... if a body froze and fell 37,000 feet to the ground, would it shatter like Terminator 2? 37,000 ft is a tad chilly, but isn't going to cut it. It would need to be well under -80° C to shatter. Don't ask me how I know. If you licked the corpse immediately after impact your tongue probably wouldn't even stick to it. Ewwwwww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 21, 2022 Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 11 hours ago, Roadkill said: Is this cunt Jazz/'eavensabove? The "Fwank" makes me suspicious. Certainly has the same vibe...that and a reliance on amateurishly constructed graphics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 21, 2022 Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: When that African landed in Clapham, I was curious about one thing, and you may be able to help... if a body froze and fell 37,000 feet to the ground, would it shatter like Terminator 2? Wouldn't the friction from falling through 37000 feet of air warm him up on the way down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 21, 2022 Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Certainly has the same vibe...that and a reliance on amateurishly constructed graphics. 'eavens had ambition, but he was never gifted with the same artistic skill as ourselves, me especially, although your own work also puts him to shame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 21, 2022 Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 22 hours ago, judgetwi said: The Fuhrer’s birthday today so congratulations Herr Oberst. I expect you have been drinking Aldi beer all day and are feeling a bit morose by now so I won’t bother you. Have a nice evening. We did have a few steins at Schloss Ratten Jewdy. I hear a holocaust survivor (Christ there's so many) has copped it in Ukraine. I reckon the Azov boys did for her, rather than Vlad's crowd. Love to Mrs Jewdy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 6, 2022 Report Share Posted May 6, 2022 On 20/04/2022 at 21:00, Goober said: Could be, but possibly not quite mental enough. Accuse him of being a multi and we'll soon find out. It's definitely the first cuckoo of Spring, so I'm now writing to The Times. Is @Stubby Pecker banned, or is it just peak newt wanking season? The latter Now fuck off my busy knocking one out of a palmate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 16 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: The latter Now fuck off my busy knocking one out of a palmate I'm surprised you have time for that, what with all the grassing you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 12 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I'm surprised you have time for that, what with all the grassing you do. Very rude, if not slanderous Withers. You were much better mannered when you were dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 On 07/05/2022 at 08:34, Witheredscrote said: I'm surprised you have time for that, what with all the grassing you do. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 53 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Those who live in glass houses etc Now fuck off out of it you geriatric goose buggering faux French wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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