Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You did just ask if I was married. No I'm not by the way - never had been. As for kids, none of the potential little cunts have ever come knocking at the door asking for money, so I don't think so. That's because your progeny are the result of liaisons with drunken Mackem women and the children are too thick to find Newcastle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: That's because your progeny are the result of liaisons with drunken Mackem women and the children are too thick to find Newcastle. They probably all mistook the Tyne for a big duck pond and drowned on the way over. Nature is a beautiful thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: You’re a childless old poof and lonely to boot, you will die in a care home alone and no one will come to your funeral, soppy old queen. Did you mean to send this to Frank Ed? If not then he should be sent it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: They probably all mistook the Tyne for a big duck pond and drowned on the way over. Nature is a beautiful thing. Have you still got that picture of a Geordie/Mackem hybrid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Have you still got that picture of a Geordie/Mackem hybrid? I don't even know what you're talking about. Did I draw it or was it from Google? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 14 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: My mate had the vaccine and apart the television turning on when he walks past it, him being able to type on a windows pc without touching the keyboard and whenever he sees Bill Gates on TV he stands up and says 'I will obey' it works fine. You must have very elderly mates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I don't even know what you're talking about. Did I draw it or was it from Google? It was some cartoon baby monster thing that you used to demonstrate the terrifying result of a Geordie fucking a Mackem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was some cartoon baby monster thing that you used to demonstrate the terrifying result of a Geordie fucking a Mackem. It honestly isn't ringing a bell. Was this back when I was smoking the wacky baccy? 2009-16 are basically just a haze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 Just now, Roadkill said: It honestly isn't ringing a bell. Was this back when I was smoking the wacky baccy? 2009-16 are basically just a haze. Probably about a year or two ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Probably about a year or two ago. Nope. No idea. (this thing?) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Nope. No idea. (this thing?) That's it. Why do I remember things other people posted and they don't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 15 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You must have very elderly mates I'm Baron Samedi, I cannot die and I'm over 200 years old so yes I have some old mate's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: It honestly isn't ringing a bell. Was this back when I was smoking the wacky baccy? 2009-16 are basically just a haze. Super lemon haze. Lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: That's it. Why do I remember things other people posted and they don't. Autism probably. Rain Man cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 29 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Autism probably. Rain Man cunt. I'm an excellent driver. Excellent driver. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm an excellent driver. Excellent driver. Yes. Charlie Babbidge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I sincerely hope you do, then I can get my hands round your scrawny throat. Keep your garlic peelers away from me Pierre or I'll introduce a baguette to your harris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 5, 2021 Report Share Posted February 5, 2021 11 hours ago, Eddie said: Childless? Probably seedless, an absolute Jaffa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Probably seedless, an absolute Jaffa Nice to meet you Witheredscrote, are you a French cunt, an expat cunt or simply a stupid fucking cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 5, 2021 Report Share Posted February 5, 2021 4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Nice to meet you Witheredscrote, are you a French cunt, an expat cunt or simply a stupid fucking cunt? Shut it you 1 bar heater, money saving old poof, dream on about landing a woman that will cook and clean for you when you get old. You can’t even get one to stay with you now, lonely weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: Shut it you 1 bar heater, money saving old poof, dream on about landing a woman that will cook and clean for you when you get old. You can’t even get one to stay with you now, lonely weirdo. Morning Eddie, how you doing? I have actually got a girlfriend you know. I'm going to dump her soon as I live in two places and I struggle to keep to my commitments with regards to meeting her. I'm hardly old at 42 am I, how old are you then? Have you had a hip replacement yet? You seem upset with me Eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 5, 2021 Report Share Posted February 5, 2021 25 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Nice to meet you Witheredscrote, are you a French cunt, an expat cunt or simply a stupid fucking cunt? I have dual Nationality, and I have sex with geese. What is the reason for your existence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2021 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I have dual Nationality, and I have sex with geese. What is the reason for your existence? You make that statement and then have the nerve to ask me that. You sick fucker, stay in France you are not wanted back here. Weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2021 57 minutes ago, Eddie said: Shut it you 1 bar heater, money saving old poof, dream on about landing a woman that will cook and clean for you when you get old. You can’t even get one to stay with you now, lonely weirdo. Eddie I've looked at your profile and considering you've been here for almost 6 years that response is terrible. You have obviously been riding the wave of others glory and have little talent in saying spiteful words, perhaps it's time for your retirement as you really need to ask yourself 'What am I contributing'. I will light a candle in memory of you this evening and then give it to Witheredscrote for his Geese afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 5, 2021 Report Share Posted February 5, 2021 29 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Eddie I've looked at your profile and considering you've been here for almost 6 years that response is terrible. You have obviously been riding the wave of others glory and have little talent in saying spiteful words, perhaps it's time for your retirement as you really need to ask yourself 'What am I contributing'. I will light a candle in memory of you this evening and then give it to Witheredscrote for his Geese afterwards. Poor, terrible repsonse?, you have taken the time to look at my profile and give a lengthy response, obviously didnt hit a nerve.... Have you considered Thailand when you reach the silver years to get a desperate ex prossie to marry? Lonely old poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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