Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 Don't get me wrong I love dogs, you know proper dogs and not the designer £2000 handbag dogs. However I've noticed during lockdown an alarming number of dog walkers out and about walking their dogs. Why the hell you'd get a dog when you live in or near a decent sized cities centre I don't know. The owners seem to be everywhere walking the poor dogs on pavements, in shops etc anywhere but a fucking field. I used to take great pride in hiding in the bushes of the local field and waiting for an attractive female to wander along. I would then jump out and flash my knob and run away again, can't do it anymore as there are no dog walkers around, they seem to stick to the streets. Plenty of those feral hippy type cunts with dogs running wild as well, not on a lead and shitting up the place. Dog walkers in cities... quite literally Shitcunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 42 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I used to take great pride in hiding in the bushes of the local field and waiting for an attractive female to wander along. I would then jump out and flash my knob and run away again, can't do it anymore as there are no dog walkers around, they seem to stick to the streets. Which breed of bitch did you generally find the easiest to target? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 Even a 1 minute survey establishes that it is dogs that walk their owners. Out of a million examples, for instance I obseved a lady being exercised by her dog by getting her to first buy then carry and throw a small glowing toy in the park which the dog then picked up but forced the lady to walk over and collect it. At the end of the session the lady picked up the toy (after presumably wiping the dog's bum) and carried it home. This is a typical case of dog walking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Even a 1 minute survey establishes that it is dogs that walk their owners. Out of a million examples, for instance I obseved a lady being exercised by her dog by getting her to first buy then carry and throw a small glowing toy in the park which the dog then picked up but forced the lady to walk over and collect it. At the end of the session the lady picked up the toy (after presumably wiping the dog's bum) and carried it home. This is a typical case of dog walking. I bet that was the best fucking orgasm you've ever achieved. Sinister little dog-walker watching weirdo. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Which breed of bitch did you generally find the easiest to target? The wheelchair ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 13 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I bet that was the best fucking orgasm you've ever achieved. Sinister little dog-walker watching weirdo. Little? I'm 6'3 and 16+ stone and a moody looking cunt. You cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 13 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Even a 1 minute survey establishes that it is dogs that walk their owners. Out of a million examples, for instance I obseved a lady being exercised by her dog by getting her to first buy then carry and throw a small glowing toy in the park which the dog then picked up but forced the lady to walk over and collect it. At the end of the session the lady picked up the toy (after presumably wiping the dog's bum) and carried it home. This is a typical case of dog walking. I wish you would buy a dog that liked to walk you Harold...preferably off the white cliffs of Dover. You would then make a nice kebab meal for the dinghy cunts. Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 24 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Which breed of bitch did you generally find the easiest to target? Usually the whitey with blonde hair. A Jamaican woman chased me with a machete once, the ungrateful cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Little? I'm 6'3 and 16+ stone and a moody looking cunt. You cunt. I was quoting Harold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I was quoting Harold. Apology accepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 12 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Apology accepted. He wasn't apologising. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He wasn't apologising. I know that, I was winding him up like he was winding me up all day yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 Dog owners are cunts,just how much dog shit do you see on city pavements?. Dirty fucking lazy cunts,Why can't there be a corona virus specifically for canines? The natives of Singapore have got it right,eat 'em up and shit 'em out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Neil said: Dog owners are cunts,just how much dog shit do you see on city pavements?. Dirty fucking lazy cunts,Why can't there be a corona virus specifically for canines? The natives of Singapore have got it right,eat 'em up and shit 'em out. You're in a dark mood. Its the fault of the owners, if they don't clean up after their pet. Dogs don't have opposable thumbs, they can't clean up after themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 57 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I obseved a lady being exercised by her dog by getting her to first buy then carry and throw a small glowing toy in the park which the dog then picked up but forced the lady to walk over and collect it So you followed a woman with a dog into the pet shop and lurked in the corner watching her buy a pets toy, then you’ve presumably followed her for a while in which time darkness has descended, observed the toy glowing and then hidden in the bushes in the park wanking furiously, watching her and her dog innocently doing what dogs and their owners have been doing for centuries? The mind boggles Harold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 34 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: You're in a dark mood. Its the fault of the owners, if they don't clean up after their pet. Dogs don't have opposable thumbs, they can't clean up after themselves. Why can't they be like Cats and lick their own arseholes clean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Usually the whitey with blonde hair. A Jamaican woman chased me with a machete once, the ungrateful cow. "Don't get me wrong I love dogs, you know proper dogs" So she objected to your charming manners? Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: "Don't get me wrong I love dogs, you know proper dogs" So she objected to your charming manners? Cunt She did indeed Chill out Harold, I'm guessing you've got one of those rat dogs that are popular with the gays and bi polar cunts? Am I right Chill out Harold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 It's a proper battle of the spacktards on her tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Which breed of bitch did you generally find the easiest to target? Administrators Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 55 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's a proper battle of the spacktards on her tonight. Whose 'her' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Little? I'm 6'3 and 16+ stone and a moody looking cunt. You cunt. Fat, 40 year old virgin, lives with his mum. Get on a diet or even the Thai brides won’t be interested... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Neil said: Dog owners are cunts,just how much dog shit do you see on city pavements?. Dirty fucking lazy cunts,Why can't there be a corona virus specifically for canines? The natives of Singapore have got it right,eat 'em up and shit 'em out. Neil i lived by in Singapore, my apartment overlooked the harbour, a stop off point for most but for me my home. Never ate a dog even when I visited 4 floors of whores... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: Fat, 40 year old virgin, lives with his mum. Get on a diet or even the Thai brides won’t be interested... Evening Eddie, I'm made a mistake I'm actually 76 stone. Are you still upset with me Eddie? I've really pissed you off haven't I, which is it your three failed marriages or the fact you're under manners at home and get your ass kicked. Let it go Eddie, it's not my fault your miserable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: Fat, 40 year old virgin, lives with his mum. Get on a diet or even the Thai brides won’t be interested... Reported for derailing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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