Cunty BigBollox Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 16 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Not a good start to the implant procedure! Did you have bone grafts and did you allow enough time for the grafts to grow into the bone? Presumably you haven't had the crowns fitted yet. Make sure you have a thorough check up before proceeding to the final stage and the kiss off. Keep to the maintenance regime. Any pain near or in the head is intolerable. Take plenty of paracetomol and avoid disturbing the area. The resident experts on crowns are Billy and Rollo so keep your fucking beak out. Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 16 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The resident experts on crowns are Billy and Rollo so keep your fucking beak out. Cunt. I thought it was Rollo the Clown? Cunt face cunt of all cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are there two of you running the Harold account? Are you old enough to have any bank account? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 15 hours ago, King Billy said: You haven’t thought this one out have you? What are you going to do when you run out of fingers? Got ya #? Ask my missis. I never run out of fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 On 24/02/2021 at 14:08, White Cunt said: So I’m in bed twisting like Boris at “Question Time”, looking like Tyson after extended match and popping pills and assorted liquids that would put our resident drug fiends to shame. Fuck me, it hurts. After a long debate on whether to do another root canal/cyst treatment under LL6 or having a transplant, I decided on the latter. And to top it off, as the adjacent LL5 got damaged recently , I thought, well let’s have both cunts replaced with implants and that should last me until covid or old age arrange for my departure. I was promised to have “some discomfort” and take regular painkillers, antibiotics and anti inflammatory tabs to sort out the “discomfort” or “mild swelling” that was also mentioned. If any implant specialist will tell you about the little pain you will have after a double extraction and implantation, know it’s a fucking can of worms and prepare accordingly. Lying cunts. Fuck off. Wrong move. Root canal - may last you out. £75? on NHS. Double crowns on two implants £2k plus six month check ups? Implants are for # nothing left, no choice # you're in showbiz and need perfect smile etc., self-employed/freelance can offset as a business expense Seen that film Wrong Turn? The horror has just begun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 17 hours ago, King Billy said: It’s a cunt when you run out of fisting butter. I bet you keep a spare tub in the fridge now. When I read "dry socket" I immediately thought "Eye Socket" thanks to that revolting wanker @Cuntybaws That shit can't be unseen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 22 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: When I read "dry socket" I immediately thought "Eye Socket" thanks to that revolting wanker @Cuntybaws That shit can't be unseen The "Toksvig" thread had a lot to answer for, but to be fair I did say "do NOT Google "eye socket fuck videos". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 Just now, Cuntybaws said: The "Toksvig" thread had a lot to answer for, but to be fair I did say "do NOT Google "eye socket fuck videos". The DO NOT advice is pointless. If I said to the stubblets don't eat that packet of sweets I've left on the side, of course the little cunts will. Same goes with suggestions of grot, bongo and bestiality flicks here...every cunt googles them immediately. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: The DO NOT advice is pointless. If I said to the stubblets don't eat that packet of sweets I've left on the side, of course the little cunts will. Same goes with suggestions of grot, bongo and bestiality flicks here...every cunt googles them immediately. It's hardly Hannibal Lecter / Multiple Miggs levels of mind manipulation, I'll grant you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 38 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The "Toksvig" thread had a lot to answer for, but to be fair I did say "do NOT Google "eye socket fuck videos". Great nom. #ToksPig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 52 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The DO NOT advice is pointless. If I said to the stubblets don't eat that packet of sweets I've left on the side, of course the little cunts will. Same goes with suggestions of grot, bongo and bestiality flicks here...every cunt googles them immediately. I can attest to this... oh god... I'll never look at Pen the same again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 7 hours ago, Roadkill said: I can attest to this... oh god... I'll never look at Pen the same again. Pen started in the very first grott flick in 1899: grandma does a baker’s dozen the hard way 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Pen started in the very first grott flick in 1899: grandma does a baker’s dozen the hard way To be fair "Every Cunt has a Silver Lining" (1962) had wonderful production value. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: To be fair "Every Cunt has a Silver Lining" (1962) had wonderful production value. Ahh, gypos debut bongo flick. More fanny fur than the bride of Bigfoot’s salty axe wound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 On 26/02/2021 at 10:50, Cunty BigBollox said: The resident experts on crowns are Billy and Rollo so keep your fucking beak out. Cunt. I defer to His Maj KB on all matters crown related. On another matter, I swear I read in here once that Roops was a dentist in a former life... is it not a bit odd that she appears not to have anything to contribute to this discussion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, KingRollo said: I defer to His Maj KB on all matters crown related. On another matter, I swear I read in here once that Roops was a dentist in a former life... is it not a bit odd that she appears not to have anything to contribute to this discussion? A “gob-quack?’ Really? That explains a lot. Hugely flawed so-called ‘profession’ for those not bright enough to cut the mustard as doctors. Over remunerated and underskilled smarm-buckets who’ve been ripping off their patients and looting the NHS for years. Utilising a pair of size 10 rigger boots, I’d happily realign any gobquack’s top row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 32 minutes ago, KingRollo said: I defer to His Maj KB on all matters crown related. On another matter, I swear I read in here once that Roops was a dentist in a former life... is it not a bit odd that she appears not to have anything to contribute to this discussion? That was a long time ago, just over a quarter of a century. After I qualified I realised I'd made the biggest mistake of my life and left the profession. I have been known to proffer advice on dental matters to the puntership, my attention to empathy and projecting concern being at the core of any consultation... On 27/09/2019 at 21:55, Mrs Roops said: Billy, I was sorry to read of the multiple extractions. What was it? Chronic and widespread teeth decay? Payback time from ancient bridgework? They're the most common reasons. I must say if you had more than 4-5 extractions in one sitting then that's well 'ard. Anyway, to cheer you up and in the style of a well-known fortnightly periodical's Poetry Corner, I've penned a poem... In Memoriam Billy's Teeth So. FarewellThen Billy's teeth.The pearly whitesHave been called toThe Pearly Gates. Keith's mumSaid, Billy'sBark was alwaysWorse than his bite. E.J. Roops (17½ Bur) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 @Mrs Roops out of curiosity, what was it about the job that made you feel that you had made a big mistake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Gronda Gronda said: @Mrs Roops out of curiosity, what was it about the job that made you feel that you had made a big mistake? She was always down in the mouth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 40 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: That was a long time ago, just over a quarter of a century. After I qualified I realised I'd made the biggest mistake of my life and left the profession. I have been known to proffer advice on dental matters to the puntership, my attention to empathy and projecting concern being at the core of any consultation... An Abscess of Relevance. So, Farewell Roop’s only career. Struck off for the use Of cheap veneer. And so to Admin Sat on a panel. No more to damage, Healthy enamel. Bitter and sour, Eyesight failing. Scouring the Forum Like occlusal scaling. Aloof, pedantic Yet here to blight us. Hard to remove Site gingivitis. Pulphard Crippling (1931) Probably. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 11 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: @Mrs Roops out of curiosity, what was it about the job that made you feel that you had made a big mistake? It was after the Shane McGowan incident, GG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It was after the Shane McGowan incident, GG. I know that everything worked out OK, but after studying hard for so many years, it must've been difficult at first to come to terms with hating a job that she thought would be her career. I am genuinely curious to know what went wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 22 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: @Mrs Roops out of curiosity, what was it about the job that made you feel that you had made a big mistake? Somebody opened their big mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 29 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: I know that everything worked out OK, but after studying hard for so many years, it must've been difficult at first to come to terms with hating a job that she thought would be her career. I am genuinely curious to know what went wrong. GG....the Cunt only went in for a scale and polish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: GG....the Cunt only went in for a scale and polish. Maybe she had to work on Ken Dodd's teeth and never emotionally recovered from it. Word has it that @KingRollowas once one of the Diddy men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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