Dyslexic cnut Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 33 minutes ago, King Billy said: SILENCE SCUMBAGS! DISSENT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. Warped cunts like Harold will, however. Go figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Well, continue to run your idiot mouth off and see how lackadaisical the response will be. Admit it, you were naked when you posted this....be honest now, there’s a good girl x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The reaction of the Met Police is all because a woman, Cressida Dick, is in charge. Kick her out and put a bloke like Gene Hunt in charge and shit like this won't happen. The Met Police top brass are currently some sort of freak show. Cressida Dick is bad enough but today there was an assistant Commissioner on TV called Helen Ball. I presume they’ll be wheeling out an Inspector Anus or something similar this evening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Warped cunts like Harold will, however. Go figure. 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Admit it, you were naked when you posted this....be honest now, there’s a good girl x 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: He’ll have to prize @Mrs Roops’ vice like gums off it first Trucko. Can't say you weren't warned... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: He’ll have to prize @Mrs Roops’ vice like gums off it first Trucko. And the 'prise' for most incorrect spelling goes to Dyslexic. Oh, the irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 39 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Can't say you weren't warned... Humourless.....adjective Lacking humour/not able to express or appreciate humour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: And the 'prise' for most incorrect spelling goes to Dyslexic. Oh, the irony. Drew, Eric hasn't been on for 40 hours. I wonder if he is dead. A fitting end for him would be getting squashed by an 8 wheeler, delivering face masks to his local hospital. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 Sadiq Khan is "not satisfied" with the police explanation. Me neither. What's the point of having water cannon and rubber bullets if you won't deploy them against illegal gatherings in a time of pandemic? If it had been up to me I'd have used fucking napalm. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 41 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Eric hasn't been on for 40 hours. I wonder if he is dead. Bad news, Withers. I can't wait to see the outrage in the media over the untimely demise of a straight, white, middle-aged man. (© Eric, RIP.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sadiq Khan is "not satisfied" with the police explanation. Me neither. What's the point of having water cannon and rubber bullets if you won't deploy them against illegal gatherings in a time of pandemic? If it had been up to me I'd have used fucking napalm. The ugly slags have congregated outside Scotland Yard now. Not a pig in sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 50 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Bad news, Withers. I can't wait to see the outrage in the media over the untimely demise of a straight, white, middle-aged man. (© Eric, RIP.) Are you sure it's not Franco, Baws? We don't know how long the bodys been there, and due to decomposition the forensic officers might have accidentally knocked 20 years off his corpse. If there's a hell, I'm sure this news will leave Kleftiko with a shit eating grin... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 33 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: The ugly slags have congregated outside Scotland Yard now. Not a pig in sight. I see there are a lot of ‘men’ in the crowd, most of them looking like they’ve been forced to attend by their gobshite wives or girlfriends, judging by their sheepish appearance. Forcibly amputating their tiny cocks and bollocks would be appropriate imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: I see there are a lot of ‘men’ in the crowd, most of them looking like they’ve been forced to attend by their gobshite wives or girlfriends, judging by their sheepish appearance. Forcibly amputating their tiny cocks and bollocks would be appropriate imo. A day in the life of the white, dreadlocked, eyebrow ringed, hipster-tached middle class limp dick. And the men are just as bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 55 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Bad news, Withers. I can't wait to see the outrage in the media over the untimely demise of a straight, white, middle-aged man. (© Eric, RIP.) Baws for PM now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I see there are a lot of ‘men’ in the crowd, most of them looking like they’ve been forced to attend by their gobshite wives or girlfriends, judging by their sheepish appearance. Forcibly amputating their tiny cocks and bollocks would be appropriate imo. Are they wearing their masks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 54 minutes ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: A day in the life of the white, dreadlocked, eyebrow ringed, hipster-tached middle class limp dick. And the men are just as bad. I’ve given this gender hysteria phenomenon a lot of thought recently. I think that the current 97 or so and rising number of different genders is just a bit too many for the general population to keep up with. It would make a lot more sense if there were only 3 imo. 1.....Male 2.....Female 3.....Mentally ill Fuckwit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are they wearing their masks? Of course. Only far right white supremacists don’t wear masks. And Dr. Hillary when he goes shopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Bad news, Withers. I can't wait to see the outrage in the media over the untimely demise of a straight, white, middle-aged man. (© Eric, RIP.) I had my suspicions about the man. Straight men wouldn't be seen dead on Clapham Common. I'm glad he's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I doubt it’s Frank Major. It would have been mistaken for a pile of shit with a couple of bamboos stuck in it, if it were his pitiful remains. The stench would have been the same either way. Just like Ming's cooking. It's what he would have wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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