Cuntybaws Posted July 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 On 07/09/2022 at 15:19, Roadkill said: I'm sure he's allowed special pencils under supervision: I don't want to live in this world any more. Harvey Price sets new Guinness world record with train drawing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't want to live in this world any more. Harvey Price sets new Guinness world record with train drawing Jesus, look at her. I’ve turned down better things behind the shower block at Martello Beach in Jaywick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 The real certificate 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't want to live in this world any more. Harvey Price sets new Guinness world record with train drawing Fucking hell. There's really nowt there, is there? Like a goldfish being taught how to bare its teeth on command. I see Mam's been late with the Frubes again, dozy, collapsed faced bint. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 I'm surprised Katie doesn't have a few entries herself: Most STDs Biggest bucket fanny Stupidest fucking cunt ever @Penny Farthing, come on Pen, get drawing! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm surprised Katie doesn't have a few entries herself: Most STDs Biggest bucket fanny Stupidest fucking cunt ever @Penny Farthing, come on Pen, get drawing! Those aren't tattoos on her leg. It's guide lines for the surgery seams for when she cannon balls out another Godspacker. Plastic surgery is an amazing thing. She probably came out of the birthing room looking like that half a cunt Tom Hanks was dragging across the beach at the start of Saving Private Ryan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 That's the first thing he thought of since he came off the rails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 ‘This is the age of the mong’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 He's the brains of the family! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 She'll buy him a Labrador as way of congratulating him on his success. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: She'll buy him a Labrador as way of congratulating him on his success. It'll be a mongrel 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm surprised Katie doesn't have a few entries herself: Most STDs Biggest bucket fanny Stupidest fucking cunt ever @Penny Farthing, come on Pen, get drawing! I seem to be drawing you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm surprised Katie doesn't have a few entries herself: Most STDs Biggest bucket fanny Stupidest fucking cunt ever @Penny Farthing, come on Pen, get drawing! * First-ever person to be almost completely recyclable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 5 hours ago, Roadkill said: Those aren't tattoos on her leg. It's guide lines for the surgery seams for when she cannon balls out another Godspacker. Plastic surgery is an amazing thing. She probably came out of the birthing room looking like that half a cunt Tom Hanks was dragging across the beach at the start of Saving Private Ryan. Talking of balls, I almost misread the last bit and thought you were referring to her looking like Wilson from Cast Away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 8 hours ago, Wolfie said: She'll buy him a Labrador as way of congratulating him on his success. He’ll eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2023 Report Share Posted July 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Talking of balls, I almost misread the last bit and thought you were referring to her looking like Wilson from Cast Away. Do you remember that in the film, Tom Hanks left one Fed-Ex parcel unopened and eventually delivered it to its intended recipient after he was rescued. Wouldn’t it have been funny if the parcel had turned out to contain a Swiss Army knife and a military grade tactical distress beacon with a 5 year battery. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 18 hours ago, Roadkill said: Those aren't tattoos on her leg. It's guide lines for the surgery seams for when she cannon balls out another Godspacker. Plastic surgery is an amazing thing. She probably came out of the birthing room looking like that half a cunt Tom Hanks was dragging across the beach at the start of Saving Private Ryan. Straw Poll: if you could fit the fugly bint in a working microwave, would Katie Price a) Melt b) Explode or c) a then b ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you remember that in the film, Tom Hanks left one Fed-Ex parcel unopened and eventually delivered it to its intended recipient after he was rescued. Wouldn’t it have been funny if the parcel had turned out to contain a Swiss Army knife and a military grade tactical distress beacon with a 5 year battery. I’d vote for a prepaid satellite phone. Maybe a few crank calls before you ring for pickup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 14 hours ago, Wolfie said: * First-ever person to be almost completely recyclable You are really easy to draw .. there is nothing to you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 I can’t work out if La Price is channelling Adam Ant or Robbie Fowler, the addled sow. Roy Castle must be spinning in his grave. And coughing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 On 21/03/2021 at 18:58, Cuntybaws said: You don’t have be .... half-blind , autistic black .....with Prader-Willi syndrome to be given your own show about trains on the BBC, but apparently it helps. "Katie Price's son Harvey follows in her footsteps as he lands his own reality TV show" Not to be outdone, though, next week, Pen fronts the first in a series about funny things that have happened in the toilets of Class 50 locomotives. Ffs, more fucking retards on TV, there’s enough of them on here to go round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 42 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I can’t work out if La Price is channelling Adam Ant or Robbie Fowler, the addled sow. Roy Castle must be spinning in his grave. And coughing. Lol Adam Ant, that's what I thought. "Legs Open And Deliver". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 22 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Talking of balls, I almost misread the last bit and thought you were referring to her looking like Wilson from Cast Away. Wilson was fuckable 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you remember that in the film, Tom Hanks left one Fed-Ex parcel unopened and eventually delivered it to its intended recipient after he was rescued. Wouldn’t it have been funny if the parcel had turned out to contain a Swiss Army knife and a military grade tactical distress beacon with a 5 year battery. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 15, 2023 Report Share Posted July 15, 2023 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wilson was fuckable I noticed that he had made a hole in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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