Penny Farthing Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 I am searching the Currys PC World site and this fucking face is stuck there in the bottom right-hand corner gurning at me and try as I may I cannot get rid of it or avoid it imprinting itself on me like an earworm. I cannot even decide whether it is a her, him or it The cunts who infect retail sites with these helpers need to be bathed in nitric acid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 Better "this" than that fucking Microsoft Clippy cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I am searching the Currys PC World site and this fucking face is stuck there in the bottom right-hand corner gurning at me and try as I may I cannot get rid of it or avoid it imprinting itself on me like an earworm. I cannot even decide whether it is a her, him or it The cunts who infect retail sites with these helpers need to be bathed in nitric acid. Curry's sPaCker World 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 The twin that slid down Arlene Fosters' mum's leg, was thrown out with some amniotic fluid but grew to maturity in a sewer, looked after bt a retinue of rats and faecal matter, swering vengeance on a world that had so severely wronged it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Jiggerycock said: The twin that slid down Arlene Fosters' mum's leg, was thrown out with some amniotic flyuid but grew to maturity in a sewer, looked after bt a retinue of rats and faecal matter, swering vengeance on a world that had so severely wronged it. Fuck's sake, Jigs, don't give JJ Abrams ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Better "this" than that fucking Microsoft Clippy cunt. I thought that you had killed him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Better "this" than that fucking Microsoft Clippy cunt. I did once email Microsoft offering to straighten him out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 19 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I am searching the Currys PC World site and this fucking face is stuck there in the bottom right-hand corner gurning at me and try as I may I cannot get rid of it or avoid it imprinting itself on me like an earworm. I cannot even decide whether it is a her, him or it The cunts who infect retail sites with these helpers need to be bathed in nitric acid. She looks like that monobrowed cunt out of 'Dodgeball'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She looks like that monobrowed cunt out of 'Dodgeball'. She looks like the girl out of the film 'Orphan'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: She looks like the girl out of the film 'Orphan'. Oh yeah. The one where the couple think they've adopted a little girl, but she's actually a 30 year old psychopath with a growth disorder. That was quite good. I might watch it again soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: She looks like the girl out of the film 'Orphan'. She does look like she is having a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 35 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Better "this" than that fucking Microsoft Clippy cunt. Better that, than Ape's new avatar. In fact, scrap that. Any avatar used by Ape as I've realised it's not the avatar that makes it a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh yeah. The one where the couple think they've adopted a little girl, but she's actually a 30 year old psychopath with a growth disorder. That was quite good. I might watch it again soon. I bet there were a few nonces who had a few hand shandies watching that and then were then horrified to find out her true age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet there were a few nonces who had a few hand shandies watching that and then were then horrified to find out her true age Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 42 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: She looks like the girl out of the film 'Orphan'. They've just finished filming a "prequel", Orphan: First Kill, starring the same actress, Isabelle Fuhrman. 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet there were a few nonces who had a few hand shandies watching that and then were then horrified to find out her true age Yep, they thought she was 9 when she actually 12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They've just finished filming a "prequel", Orphan: First Kill, starring the same actress, Isabelle Fuhrman. Yep, they thought she was 9 when she actually 12. Double fucking hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Double fucking hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 6 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: She does look like she is having a shit. Lumpy crap, you fucking daft bat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Double fucking hell! Paging Pete, brony keith and reptile to the main forum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Paging Pete, brony keith and reptile to the main forum... Don't forget Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Better "this" than that fucking Microsoft Clippy cunt. Nonsense. There is more personality and charm to Mr Clip than that robotic cunt http://z-news.link/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/17b0e4abf55225c10736bada3b464e07.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I am searching the Currys PC World site and this fucking face is stuck there in the bottom right-hand corner gurning at me and try as I may I cannot get rid of it or avoid it imprinting itself on me like an earworm. I cannot even decide whether it is a her, him or it The cunts who infect retail sites with these helpers need to be bathed in nitric acid. You describe this young lady in a way that exactly replicates how I think of you. The “I cannot even decide whether it is a her, him or it” being the icing on the cake. Stupid fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: You describe this young lady in a way that exactly replicates how I think of you. The “I cannot even decide whether it is a her, him or it” being the icing on the cake. Stupid fucking cunt. And what exactly are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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