southerncunt Posted June 13, 2021 Report Share Posted June 13, 2021 Lot of chatter over here vis a vis trade deals with the UK. Potentially a good thing for both parties if done right. I’m doing my part with consumption of whiskey and ale from your fine islands. What would you all want from it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted June 13, 2021 Report Share Posted June 13, 2021 17 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Lot of chatter over here vis a vis trade deals with the UK. Potentially a good thing for both parties if done right. I’m doing my part with consumption of whiskey and ale from your fine islands. What would you all want from it? This is very much a long term thing, but maybe Australia could invest in the computer chip industry, and could start manufacturing. This way, if relations with China sour, and worst case scenario, China invades Taiwan and isolates South Korea, there is still a friendly face Britain and Europe can buy chips from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2021 Report Share Posted June 13, 2021 3 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: there is still a friendly face Britain and Europe can buy chips from. Ronald McDonald. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 13, 2021 Report Share Posted June 13, 2021 Have you got any lithium carbonate mines in that vast desert of a place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 13, 2021 Report Share Posted June 13, 2021 11 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: This way, if relations with China sour, and worst case scenario, China invades Taiwan and isolates South Korea, there is still a friendly face Britain and Europe can buy chips from. Harry Ramsden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 13, 2021 Report Share Posted June 13, 2021 12 hours ago, southerncunt said: Lot of chatter over here vis a vis trade deals with the UK. Potentially a good thing for both parties if done right. I’m doing my part with consumption of whiskey and ale from your fine islands. What would you all want from it? A front row seat at the hanging of Chairman Dan and unlimited top ups of sulphuric acid for my water pistol. Fair dinkum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 21 hours ago, southerncunt said: Lot of chatter over here vis a vis trade deals with the UK. Potentially a good thing for both parties if done right. I’m doing my part with consumption of whiskey and ale from your fine islands. What would you all want from it? The Vasse Felix estate, a Perth-swap and some deadly spiders for Ape’s knickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 21 hours ago, southerncunt said: Lot of chatter over here vis a vis trade deals with the UK. Potentially a good thing for both parties if done right. I’m doing my part with consumption of whiskey and ale from your fine islands. What would you all want from it? More gold for processing and to replenish our coffers (since Gordon sold it off for fuck all twenty years ago), other metals, such as copper and lead (to keep on top of the ongoing roof and cable stripping trends), gems (to keep the Jews busy) and some wheat to keep starvation at bay. We also want more of your wine on the cheap, but that is just to piss off the French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 21 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: This is very much a long term thing, but maybe Australia could invest in the computer chip industry, and could start manufacturing. This way, if relations with China sour, and worst case scenario, China invades Taiwan and isolates South Korea, there is still a friendly face Britain and Europe can buy chips from. It’s rather a matter of when; chinks are getting very aggressive about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 On 13/06/2021 at 11:07, southerncunt said: What would you all want from it? A Ford Escort 1.6 GL TAWK TA ME. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: A Ford Escort 1.6 GL TAWK TA ME. Deci any idea what happened to the badges that Cuntspotter was exploring yesterday? I had 3, now they've been taken away from me. I emailed Spotto, & got a badge for starting a conversation - I thought SPOT is into badges big style. But today, badges are no more. 😢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 46 minutes ago, ProfB said: Deci any idea what happened to the badges that Cuntspotter was exploring yesterday? I had 3, now they've been taken away from me. I emailed Spotto, & got a badge for starting a conversation - I thought SPOT is into badges big style. But today, badges are no more. 😢 Mrs Roots removed all the badge thingies because they were a pile of shitty fucking shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mrs Roots removed all the badge thingies because they were a pile of shitty fucking shit. Mrs Roots is very 'old school' I find - at first I liked the badges, then they were for everything & everywhere, hard to escape them. Not everything works on the forum, but Spot was right to test it out. I miss that private room thing, where viewers weren't privy to the convos we had inside. It even had a doorbell - I got so relaxed in there I fell asleep more than once, & that had nothing to do with the hash cookies you baked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mrs Roots removed all the badge thingies because they were a pile of shitty fucking shit. Have a like Eric even though it won’t show up added to your collection next to your name. I guess that’s just progress in the 21st century. If only I was a bit cleverer I’d be able to understand things a bit more. I never realised how thick I was till Roops kindly pointed it out to me every time she replied to me, and then Frank confirmed it multiple times just in case I wasn’t convinced. You Guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Deci any idea what happened to the badges that Cuntspotter was exploring yesterday? I had 3, now they've been taken away from me. I emailed Spotto, & got a badge for starting a conversation - I thought SPOT is into badges big style. But today, badges are no more. 😢 Thread derailment Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Thread derailment Reported Tell tale tit. With a face like piped dog's bum droppings. 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted June 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: A Ford Escort 1.6 GL TAWK TA ME. 6 cylinder Cortina? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, southerncunt said: 6 cylinder Cortina? 6 cylinder mobility scooter - as driven by stubbs, when he can get his 26 stone lardy arse out of bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 15 minutes ago, southerncunt said: 6 cylinder Cortina? Slow down, Southern, this is foreplay, you don't just jump into bed with Terry Tibbs. You take Terry out for lunch, you wine him and dine him, you give him an oil massage. Then Terry will give you $1950 for the Cortina if you're lucky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 51 minutes ago, southerncunt said: 6 cylinder Cortina? I thought the Aussie version of the Cortina was called the Taunus and had a straight five configured engine? I think I've only seen one of them in England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 36 minutes ago, Decimus said: Slow down, Southern, this is foreplay, you don't just jump into bed with Terry Tibbs. You take Terry out for lunch, you wine him and dine him, you give him an oil massage. Then Terry will give you $1950 for the Cortina if you're lucky. Virgin 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Tell tale tit. With a face like piped dog's bum droppings. 😊 Good evening Harold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I thought the Aussie version of the Cortina was called the Taunus and had a straight five configured engine? I think I've only seen one of them in England. The spare wheel is in a pouch on the front and the rear springs are ridiculously over strong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 9 hours ago, King Billy said: ...If only I was a bit cleverer I’d be able to understand things a bit more. I never realised how thick I was till Roops kindly pointed it out to me every time she replied to me, and then Frank confirmed it multiple times just in case I wasn’t convinced. You Guys! Ah, the incorrigibility of stupid people...for you that's a benefit, yes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted June 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I thought the Aussie version of the Cortina was called the Taunus and had a straight five configured engine? I think I've only seen one of them in England. The MkIV was called the TD cortina over here, and was identical apart from it being offered with the home grown 3.3 and 4.1 litre in line 6 engines. Even in standard form they had enough sniff to flex the chassis, then some brave/stupid cunts threw turbos on them. A mate had a Mk3 Corty with a 4.1 with Weber’s and a cam. Was a wheel spin machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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