Neil Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 I wonder if Harvey was driving? I also wonder if her air bags went off? I also wonder that if like any other 'Ordinary Joe' who crashed their car pissed,disqualified and uninsured she will have the book thrown at her and be jailed?. I hope she does a 'Flack' and saves us all the fucking trouble. Plastic,fish lipped,mong bearing uber cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 I bet if you drove up to this car wreck in the Rascal you wouldn't hesitate to help a lady in distress....., I mean to get her undressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Meatus Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 That useless Gentlemen of Color Semen Receptacle has to go to jail. She won't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 It's now obvious where Harvey got his brains from. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I bet if you drove up to this car wreck in the Rascal you wouldn't hesitate to help a lady in distress....., I mean to get her undressed. As usual, complete bollocks. I'm absolutely sure Neil isn't aroused by the smell of rotting haddock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 If George Michael got sent down for strangle wanking himself unconscious and crashing into a branch of Snappy Snaps, I see no reason why this Poundland Bride of Wildenstein slag shouldn't do a bit of bird. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 I had a huge fuck off row with a colleague over this fuckwit today. "Oh poor thing, hope she doesn't get punished what with all she's been through she just needs a big hug blah blah blah". Even when I pointed out that "poor katie" could have smashed into her car, killing her two toddlers, when being pissed and coked up, she didn't waver. I fucking despair, I really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had a huge fuck off row with a colleague over this fuckwit today. "Oh poor thing, hope she doesn't get punished what with all she's been through she just needs a big hug blah blah blah". Even when I pointed out that "poor katie" could have smashed into her car, killing her two toddlers, when being pissed and coked up, she didn't waver. I fucking despair, I really do. Don't you types settle these things with a quick bare knuckle straightener on the cobbles? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Don't you types settle these things with a quick bare knuckle straightener on the cobbles? Nah. We just put a curse on them. Then kick them in the cunt. The sound of a splintering pubis does wonders for the mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nah. We just put a curse on them. Then kick them in the cunt. The sound of a splintering pubis does wonders for the mind. How do they manage fortune telling with teabags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 I bet she plays the "How will my poor Harvey cope if you send me away your honour?" He'll just have to wank himself for 18 months darlin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 3 hours ago, Neil said: I bet she plays the "How will my poor Harvey cope if you send me away your honour?" He'll just have to wank himself for 18 months darlin' If they set light to a sex doll's face and fill its fanny full of haribo, he won't notice fuck all difference anyway. They could leave a device around that alternates shouts of "Harvey, please don't eat/punch/fuck that!" every five minutes, for good measure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 4 hours ago, Decimus said: If George Michael got sent down for strangle wanking himself unconscious and crashing into a branch of Snappy Snaps, I see no reason why this Poundland Bride of Wildenstein slag shouldn't do a bit of bird. Then ‘write’ her 9th autobiography about prison-life and start campaigning for prison reform to then be lauded as an example to oppressed women and given a seat in the House of Lords? She’s above the law and common decency. Drop the cunt in Kabul and the Taliban would surrender imho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 With the amount of money this brainless slag has earned and wasted on fuck all she deserves a thorough kick in the cunt for starters. A whole generation of council estate scum have aspired to be like her and her ilk: superficial, plastic, selfish and oblivious to anything which occurs outside their pathetic bubbles. Bang her up and hunt down aforementioned clones with AKs, flamethrowers, and claw hammers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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