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Eric Cuntman

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11 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Thank God I'm not a woman is all I can say, they go through all that to then lose their looks and figures rapidly, and end up getting either cheated on or traded in for a younger model. I'm not like those vile, shallow men... rather than dumping them and upsetting them, I keep them all going at the same time. 

You've got 4 burner phones haven't you.

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Roadkill

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56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I've never forgiven Jane Seymour for those 'motherhood and birth' books she came out with. Deceiving women into believing the whole affair is 'beautiful and magical, rather than the disgusting, messy spectacle that childbirth really is.

Never mind all that poetic shite and the cover photo of Jane skipping through a field of lilies, tossing her afterbirth to the breeze... it's painful and disgusting. Eat as much pethidine as you can, suck on the gas and air and try and block it out.

I like to think that's why I decided to be a cesarian.

Fuck all of that sliding out onto a cold tray amongst the loose turds and afterbirth - the HR Geiger route is far more metal. I even got put in a little glass cell like a tiny Hannibal Lecter.

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Old Chap Raasclaat

Old Chap Raasclaat

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Fucking hell @Carl Sway entertain us with a tale of your life or something, anything other than logging in and never commenting. Could it be, your are either a voyuer type, or got a bit of a pasting a while back and have lost your confidence? I'm not your enemy (yet), and I like Carlitos Way...come and have a chat old chap. 

 

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Eric Cuntman

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40 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I like to think that's why I decided to be a cesarian.

Fuck all of that sliding out onto a cold tray amongst the loose turds and afterbirth - the HR Geiger route is far more metal. I even got put in a little glass cell like a tiny Hannibal Lecter.

I couldn't have handled being a caesarean. I'm paranoid and hostile enough. Imagine what I'd have turned out like if my first vision of the world was a Pakistani holding a knife.... I might have ended up a racist!

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Guest Gronda Gronda

Guest Gronda Gronda

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On 18/02/2022 at 09:36, Wolfie said:

Pam Grier's breasts appear to have taken the place of an olive branch.

To answer your question, few females get any better than a prime DP. Not only was she smart and kindhearted, just imagine the sound her boobs might have made as they clattered together on the back of another jolly good rattling. A fine female, with all the right curves in the right places.

Couldn't agree more.  A fantastic woman! 

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On 17/02/2022 at 22:34, Wolfie said:

At least I have oxygen flowing through my blood. I reckon your character act isn't too far off the truth, in that your fanny probably hasn't seen any action for so long it's started to close up, you strange, lonely, 'getting down with the youngsters' oddball.

Fanny's don't close you, not that you'd know. Trolling on a public forum, with a tiny willy.

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Eric Cuntman

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19 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Are they a 24 hour service or is @ProfB wrong in her assessment of them never closing?

@ProfB has never been wrong about anything. She was particularly accurate in her assessment of Morrison's underhanded ploy to trick people into eating foreign Pigs In Blankets. The dirty, swindling bastards.

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On 18/02/2022 at 22:42, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Fucking hell @Carl Sway entertain us with a tale of your life or something, anything other than logging in and never commenting. Could it be, your are either a voyuer type, or got a bit of a pasting a while back and have lost your confidence? I'm not your enemy (yet), and I like Carlitos Way...come and have a chat old chap. 

 

Indeed; the creepy shitweasel is lurking around the site, navigating noms and member profiles, but typically saying nothing. Either: 1) he/she/it has a software issue, or 2) they're a bit of a Jeffrey Dahmer-type, who's probably enjoying a microwave meal-for-1 before a mammoth wank over some type of obscure porn involving sea creatures. 

What have you got to say for yourself, @Carl Sway? You have become the ultimate silent newbie, which I think you qualify for, having said absolutely nothing for two months despite visiting daily.    

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Roadkill

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3 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Indeed; the creepy shitweasel is lurking around the site, navigating noms and member profiles, but typically saying nothing. Either: 1) he/she/it has a software issue, or 2) they're a bit of a Jeffrey Dahmer-type, who's probably enjoying a microwave meal-for-1 before a mammoth wank over some type of obscure porn involving sea creatures. 

What have you got to say for yourself, @Carl Sway? You have become the ultimate silent newbie, which I think you qualify for, having said absolutely nothing for two months despite visiting daily.    

I hate to come across as having too much knowledge with this stuff, but I think you mean tentacle porn. The Japs are nuts for it.

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10 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I hate to come across as having too much knowledge with this stuff, but I think you mean tentacle porn. The Japs are nuts for it.

They're also into that Hentai stuff, which is basically noncery. Wanking over cartoons? On the register you filthy slope beast.

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Just now, Lairy Larry said:

They're also in to that Hentai stuff, which is basically noncery. Wanking over cartoons? On the register you filthy slope beast.

Indeed. And the fact that you called it "that hentai stuff" in no way hints at the fact that you know exactly what you're talking about, nor do your accusations of noncery in any way betray the exact genre you prefer or sense of deep rooted shame that you feel in indulging in such a taboo pastime.

Fucking smooth save there, Larry.

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Guest Lairy Larry

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3 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Indeed. And the fact that you called it "that hentai stuff" in no way hints at the fact that you know exactly what you're talking about, nor do your accusations of noncery in any way betray the exact genre you prefer or sense of deep rooted shame that you feel in indulging in such a taboo pastime.

Fucking smooth save there, Larry.

Thank you young man.

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4 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Quick question before I fuck off to bed - are you Reptyle?

Yes, and I've finally got my crack legal team together; your going to regret wot you said about gamers being peados.

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Old Chap Raasclaat

Old Chap Raasclaat

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21 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Indeed; the creepy shitweasel is lurking around the site, navigating noms and member profiles, but typically saying nothing. Either: 1) he/she/it has a software issue, or 2) they're a bit of a Jeffrey Dahmer-type, who's probably enjoying a microwave meal-for-1 before a mammoth wank over some type of obscure porn involving sea creatures. 

What have you got to say for yourself, @Carl Sway? You have become the ultimate silent newbie, which I think you qualify for, having said absolutely nothing for two months despite visiting daily.    

I thought @Carl Sway was a sinister cunt when he popped up the other day and to all intents and purposes he is an even bigger cunt. Could it be, Carl is planning a devastating attack or as I suspect he is doing some sort of silent protest bollocks. 

What a cunt he is. 

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21 hours ago, Wolfie said:

What have you got to say for yourself, @Carl Sway? 

13 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I thought @Carl Sway was a sinister cunt when he popped up the other day. What a cunt he is. 

You probably think that Benny was just a whiny little shitcunt from "Top Cat". Have you no sense of history?

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21 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Indeed. And the fact that you called it "that hentai stuff" in no way hints at the fact that you know exactly what you're talking about, nor do your accusations of noncery in any way betray the exact genre you prefer or sense of deep rooted shame that you feel in indulging in such a taboo pastime.

Fucking smooth save there, Larry.

@Lairy Larry??

Explain yourself or be permanently tarred with an unwanted brush, you filthy fucking cunt 

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