Yvette Cooper

[Decimus]

Yvette Cooper has just announced in an interview with The Guardian that Labour now have a "Top team" that “Could be in government tomorrow”, and who are more than capable of credibly challenging the Tories.

First off, letting Ed "I say my own name" Balls attempt to Argentine tango his sweating fat carcass on top of you every night hardly says on a personal level that you can be taken seriously as a top component of a "Top team". Secondly, on a professional level, stating that you're ready for government because "The thing that feels important about it is, I’ve had 11 years of working in detail on Home Office issues." is hardly convincing either. The butch looking gnome slut fails to mention that those 11 years have been in a shadow role, so she's about as qualified as any other opinionated, pub fucking bore to assume one of the great offices of state.

As if to confirm how fucking out of touch and the total opposite of credible herself and her party are, the main topic she had anything to say about in the article was in relation to drink spiking. I doubt that the electorate will start voting Labour in droves purely because Cooper thinks rambling on about rohypnol is more important than addressing the myriad of other problems facing the country domestically. I certainly don't care about a few hundred tarts pretending their drinks got spiked because they were too embarrassed to admit willingly fucking some fat, greasy bouncer. 

Here's to losing another fifty odd seats at the next election, you clueless fucking wet wipes.

[Cuntybaws]

How may refugees has the troglodyte cuntwit bunked up with, after all her big words? I've got good money that says "none". 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/06/nicola-sturgeon-and-yvette-cooper-offer-to-house-syrian-refugees

[Stubby Pecker]

51 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Yvette Cooper has just announced in an interview with The Guardian that Labour now have a "Top team" that “Could be in government tomorrow”, and who are more than capable of credibly challenging the Tories.

First off, letting Ed "I say my own name" Balls attempt to Argentine tango his sweating fat carcass on top of you every night hardly says on a personal level that you can be taken seriously as a top component of a "Top team". Secondly, on a professional level, stating that you're ready for government because "The thing that feels important about it is, I’ve had 11 years of working in detail on Home Office issues." is hardly convincing either. The butch looking gnome slut fails to mention that those 11 years have been in a shadow role, so she's about as qualified as any other opinionated, pub fucking bore to assume one of the great offices of state.

As if to confirm how fucking out of touch and the total opposite of credible herself and her party are, the main topic she had anything to say about in the article was in relation to drink spiking. I doubt that the electorate will start voting Labour in droves purely because Cooper thinks rambling on about rohypnol is more important than addressing the myriad of other problems facing the country domestically. I certainly don't care about a few hundred tarts pretending their drinks got spiked because they were too embarrassed to admit willingly fucking some fat, greasy bouncer. 

Here's to losing another fifty odd seats at the next election, you clueless fucking wet wipes.

It’s a fucking joke. Much as my thoughts on Angela Rayner, the current fucking Labour idiots are so out of touch with Joe Bloggs, the conservatives are a shoe in. The average (ex) red voting Northern savage would happily machine gun every dingy bound dusky midway across the channel faster than they could give their mrs two black eyes for spoiling T’ gravy 

We need a liberal opposition run by blokes not creatures that bleed from the gash every month rendering them even more mentally unstable than usual when there emotions overrule common fucking sense 

[Roadkill]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Yvette Cooper has just announced in an interview with The Guardian that Labour now have a "Top team" that “Could be in government tomorrow”, and who are more than capable of credibly challenging the Tories.

First off, letting Ed "I say my own name" Balls attempt to Argentine tango his sweating fat carcass on top of you every night hardly says on a personal level that you can be taken seriously as a top component of a "Top team". Secondly, on a professional level, stating that you're ready for government because "The thing that feels important about it is, I’ve had 11 years of working in detail on Home Office issues." is hardly convincing either. The butch looking gnome slut fails to mention that those 11 years have been in a shadow role, so she's about as qualified as any other opinionated, pub fucking bore to assume one of the great offices of state.

As if to confirm how fucking out of touch and the total opposite of credible herself and her party are, the main topic she had anything to say about in the article was in relation to drink spiking. I doubt that the electorate will start voting Labour in droves purely because Cooper thinks rambling on about rohypnol is more important than addressing the myriad of other problems facing the country domestically. I certainly don't care about a few hundred tarts pretending their drinks got spiked because they were too embarrassed to admit willingly fucking some fat, greasy bouncer. 

Here's to losing another fifty odd seats at the next election, you clueless fucking wet wipes.

I dunno, Decs. This could be the next stage of a Labour master plan. If she donates her cervix to a tranny then we'll have to vote for them.

[camberwell gypsy]

She should bat for the Monster Raving Loony Party. After all she's a raving loony and looking at her boat race, a fucking monster. 

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

I dunno, Decs. This could be the next stage of a Labour master plan. If she donates her cervix to a tranny then we'll have to vote for them.

She’s living in cloud cuckoo land if she thinks the grass roots Labour base will turn a blind eye to her disgusting lack of antisemitism. If she goes on loose women and lets it slip that she has a swastika tattoo on her arse, she could be onto a winner.

[Roadkill]

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

It’s a fucking joke. Much as my thoughts on Angela Rayner, the current fucking Labour idiots are so out of touch with Joe Bloggs, the conservatives are a shoe in. The average (ex) red voting Northern savage would happily machine gun every dingy bound dusky midway across the channel faster than they could give their mrs two black eyes for spoiling T’ gravy 

We need a liberal opposition run by blokes not creatures that bleed from the gash every month rendering them even more mentally unstable than usual when there emotions overrule common fucking sense 

The whole system is operating under the unwritten rule that some things just can't be said anymore because it'll upset that little part of the internet that smells of florescent fucking hair dye. Labour are failing as a competitive opposition because they're trying to suck up to the worthless little shit heads, but the Tories have so far stayed afloat by generally ignoring it and listening to what functional adults have to say.

Problem is they don't even have to do a decent fucking job, because the only fucking alternative choice is currently sitting in the corner eating crayons, trying to appeal to a demographic that has the attention span of a dust mite, which will never be satisfied, because they live for the sole purpose of creating conflict out of thin air as an excuse to feel relevant.

Does the common tranny cry itself to sleep at night because it can't grow a baby in its tummy? Probably - but it chose to have its cock inverted. It chose to wear ladies clothes and makeup. It wasn't a life or death situation - it could have lived a perfectly happy life as a man and the option is still right there on the table for it to live one as a sexless freak.

But the tranny doesn't want that - the tranny wants everyone else to join in on the make-believe. That's its number one priority in life, nothing more, nothing less. If that means pretending its a geopolitical issue then you fucking bet the cunt will. Cunt cut its cock off to play pretend - fair to say its a fucking pro. Because, and here's the irony, the tranny is privileged enough to live in a society that allowed it to exist.

As long as gullible cunts with actual authority keep getting distracted by these screeching, fanatical fairy cunts the entire system is fucked. If it doesn't effect jobs, borders, the economy or national security, then stay the fuck out of it. Because, as sad and pathetic as the tranny's confused and insecure little existence may be, it'll probably make much more of a stink in the event that it finds itself unemployed, stabbed by sand people, paying ridiculous amounts of inflation for a new fucking hand bag, or blown up by a Chinese hypersonic glide missile.

 

[King Billy]

42 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

But the tranny doesn't want that - the tranny wants everyone else to join in on the make-believe

I disagree RK. The whole transphobia agenda which the left and their MSM propagandists have carefully cultivated and would like the public to believe is a huge problem, is a total invention to further their divisionist strategy which has in the past set whites against blacks, straights against benders, men against women and the working class against the middle and upper classes. They’ve now turned lezzers against the trannies who’ve now got perceived issues with actual biological women, who are now being labelled as transphobic if they don’t like the idea of some cunt with a nine inch cock and a beard lurking in the women’s toilets, or the girls changing rooms at their kids school.

The cocktuckers are just pawns in the sick ideology being force fed to the stupid public who have let this shit be drip fed to them for decades now and don’t even question the fucking nonsense of it all, even though they know it’s fucking madness and totally wrong.

[Roadkill]

5 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I disagree RK. The whole transphobia agenda which the left and their MSM propagandists have carefully cultivated and would like the public to believe is a huge problem, is a total invention to further their divisionist strategy which has in the past set whites against blacks, straights against benders, men against women and the working class against the middle and upper classes. They’ve now turned lezzers against the trannies who’ve now got perceived issues with actual biological women, who are now being labelled as transphobic if they don’t like the idea of some cunt with a nine inch cock and a beard lurking in the women’s toilets, or the girls changing rooms at their kids school.

The cocktuckers are just pawns in the sick ideology being force fed to the stupid public who have let this shit be drip fed to them for decades now and don’t even question the fucking nonsense of it all, even though they know it’s fucking madness and totally wrong.

Huh. Could be...

 

[King Billy]

18 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Huh. Could be...

 

I don’t think I’d fuck that, even if my missus was in hospital or gone to stay at her mums for the night. Maybe if I’d had a couple of shandies and no one else was around. I definitely wouldn’t boast about it though.

[Cunty BigBollox]

15 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Huh. Could be...

 

A real 'lady' wouldn't offer to take it outside to the car park unless it was offering a blow job. I can't say I'm convinced it is any more of a woman than Lady(?)P.

[Guest Parabolic Cunting]

19 hours ago, Decimus said:

Yvette Cooper has just announced in an interview with The Guardian that Labour now have a "Top team" that “Could be in government tomorrow”, and who are more than capable of credibly challenging the Tories.

First off, letting Ed "I say my own name" Balls attempt to Argentine tango his sweating fat carcass on top of you every night hardly says on a personal level that you can be taken seriously as a top component of a "Top team". Secondly, on a professional level, stating that you're ready for government because "The thing that feels important about it is, I’ve had 11 years of working in detail on Home Office issues." is hardly convincing either. The butch looking gnome slut fails to mention that those 11 years have been in a shadow role, so she's about as qualified as any other opinionated, pub fucking bore to assume one of the great offices of state.

As if to confirm how fucking out of touch and the total opposite of credible herself and her party are, the main topic she had anything to say about in the article was in relation to drink spiking. I doubt that the electorate will start voting Labour in droves purely because Cooper thinks rambling on about rohypnol is more important than addressing the myriad of other problems facing the country domestically. I certainly don't care about a few hundred tarts pretending their drinks got spiked because they were too embarrassed to admit willingly fucking some fat, greasy bouncer. 

Here's to losing another fifty odd seats at the next election, you clueless fucking wet wipes.

Labours collapse looks deliberate to me. Miliband, Rayner, Lammy and Thronberry. Not only do they look like a list of recently murdered Tinder dates, but there is no way you wouldn't know they are fucking morons. Miliband is about the most ineffectual man walking the earth. 

[Cillian Murphy]

On 05/12/2021 at 23:35, Roadkill said:

The whole system is operating under the unwritten rule that some things just can't be said anymore because it'll upset that little part of the internet that smells of florescent fucking hair dye. Labour are failing as a competitive opposition because they're trying to suck up to the worthless little shit heads, but the Tories have so far stayed afloat by generally ignoring it and listening to what functional adults have to say.

Problem is they don't even have to do a decent fucking job, because the only fucking alternative choice is currently sitting in the corner eating crayons, trying to appeal to a demographic that has the attention span of a dust mite, which will never be satisfied, because they live for the sole purpose of creating conflict out of thin air as an excuse to feel relevant.

Does the common tranny cry itself to sleep at night because it can't grow a baby in its tummy? Probably - but it chose to have its cock inverted. It chose to wear ladies clothes and makeup. It wasn't a life or death situation - it could have lived a perfectly happy life as a man and the option is still right there on the table for it to live one as a sexless freak.

But the tranny doesn't want that - the tranny wants everyone else to join in on the make-believe. That's its number one priority in life, nothing more, nothing less. If that means pretending its a geopolitical issue then you fucking bet the cunt will. Cunt cut its cock off to play pretend - fair to say its a fucking pro. Because, and here's the irony, the tranny is privileged enough to live in a society that allowed it to exist.

As long as gullible cunts with actual authority keep getting distracted by these screeching, fanatical fairy cunts the entire system is fucked. If it doesn't effect jobs, borders, the economy or national security, then stay the fuck out of it. Because, as sad and pathetic as the tranny's confused and insecure little existence may be, it'll probably make much more of a stink in the event that it finds itself unemployed, stabbed by sand people, paying ridiculous amounts of inflation for a new fucking hand bag, or blown up by a Chinese hypersonic glide missile.

 

What the fuck are you banging on about, you soporific cunt. I read ...."The whole system" and quickly skipped to "missile" and promptly skipped over to mumsnet. If some cunt can give me a synopsis of this very boring post Id be very grateful. Possibly a contender for "The Most Boring Post Ever".

[Roadkill]

18 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said:

What the fuck are you banging on about, you soporific cunt. I read ...."The whole system" and quickly skipped to "missile" and promptly skipped over to mumsnet. If some cunt can give me a synopsis of this very boring post Id be very grateful. Possibly a contender for "The Most Boring Post Ever".

Trannies are bad for the government.

Lick my hairy Geordie arsehole you one trick pony cunt.

[Guest Parabolic Cunting]

38 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said:

What the fuck are you banging on about, you soporific cunt. I read ...."The whole system" and quickly skipped to "missile" and promptly skipped over to mumsnet. If some cunt can give me a synopsis of this very boring post Id be very grateful. Possibly a contender for "The Most Boring Post Ever".

You are cuntings equivalent to an ex pornstars clapped out fanny, oozing the remainder of her wretched soul through a puss blister laden labia as she tries to insert an aubergine for one last great show. You spent fucking cunt.

[Roadkill]

1 minute ago, Parabolic Cunting said:

You are cuntings equivalent to an ex pornstars clapped out fanny, oozing the remainder of her wretched soul through a puss blister laden labia as she tries to insert an aubergine for one last great show. You spent fucking cunt.

Pure. Fucking. Poetry.

Have a like.

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

Pure. Fucking. Poetry.

Have a like.

I did say the other night that I thought the boy’s got potential RK. Early days but I’m glad he’s not dead yet.

[Roadkill]

Just now, King Billy said:

I did say the other night that I thought the boy’s got potential RK. Early days but I’m glad he’s not dead yet.

I'll stay out of his developmental period this time. Clearly I'm still suffering PeteTSD and poor fucking @Dyslexic cnut didn't deserve the backlash of my last episode.

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

I'll stay out of his developmental period this time. Clearly I'm still suffering PeteTSD and poor fucking @Dyslexic cnut didn't deserve the backlash of my last episode.

DC claims to be from Merseyside RK, so he will be well accustomed to constant abuse, that’s if he’s telling the truth about where he’s from  (which would be a first for a scouser). It’s a tricky one to work out actually. Unstoppable force and immovable object sort of thing.

[Stubby Pecker]

2 hours ago, Cillian Murphy said:

What the fuck are you banging on about, you soporific cunt. I read ...."The whole system" and quickly skipped to "missile" and promptly skipped over to mumsnet. If some cunt can give me a synopsis of this very boring post Id be very grateful. Possibly a contender for "The Most Boring Post Ever".

I bet your cock is the size of a dead baby 

[Dyslexic cnut]

7 hours ago, King Billy said:

DC claims to be from Merseyside RK, so he will be well accustomed to constant abuse, that’s if he’s telling the truth about where he’s from  (which would be a first for a scouser). It’s a tricky one to work out actually. Unstoppable force and immovable object sort of thing.

Pair of terrible, horrible cunts, and no mistake.

[Cillian Murphy]

On 08/12/2021 at 00:35, Stubby Pecker said:

I bet your cock is the size of a dead baby 

Most inane reply ever. What does that actually mean?

 

[Stubby Pecker]

1 hour ago, Cillian Murphy said:

Most inane reply ever. What does that actually mean?

 

Fuck off

[Rev]

She's one of the few women I just couldn't bring myself to fuck. I imagine she employs the reverse cowboy manoeuvre, rather than having the Fat Ed bastard rolling on top of her and trying to part her sweaty, thrush-riddled gammon-hangers.

In any case, I suspect she has a cunt like a Post Office van coming out of a car wash, so I'd be quite happy to watch the jug-eared sow drown.

I want her dead.

 

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Rev said:

She's one of the few women I just couldn't bring myself to fuck. I imagine she employs the reverse cowboy manoeuvre, rather than having the Fat Ed bastard rolling on top of her and trying to part her sweaty, thrush-riddled gammon-hangers.

In any case, I suspect she has a cunt like a Post Office van coming out of a car wash, so I'd be quite happy to watch the jug-eared sow drown.

I want her dead.

 

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