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22 hours ago, Wolfie said:

As you say, there's a difference between refugees and economic migrants.

Different floor at the Holiday  Inn and different drawer in the Home Office filing cabinet. Same preferential treatment for council housing and benefits entitlement though.

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27 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Nice to see Lewis Hamilton wearing male clothing for a change. Shame he’s not on fire though.

Hamilton dreams of being that black. Then he'd have all of the oppression and not have to do things like race cars to get attention.

Sadly his mam is a white pug.

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23 minutes ago, King Billy said:

And his brother’s a poor mans Harvey Price. The 2 reasons I don’t watch F1 or Loose Wimmen any more. Maybe I should just focus on the meat and ignore the 2 vegetables.

I owned a faulty spade once but I just returned it for a refund.

 

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On 03/03/2022 at 10:46, ratcum said:

As you're one of the few cunts on here with his head screwed on, I'll pose this question to you Jewdy:

If NATO hadn't absorbed all the former Warsaw pact countries and had given legally binding assurances that it wouldn't do the same with Ukraine, do you think any of this current shit would be happening?

Rat

“Legally binding” means fuck all Herr Oberst. You can’t have forgotten old Nev and his “piece of paper” surely? Your man didn’t give a flying fuck about treaties and all that shit so why would we expect any of today’s cunts to be bothered? Vlad spots the weakness in Western culture, just like your man, and seeks to take advantage. Don’t ask me how it will all end up, I haven’t got a fucking clue.

2016 was the crucial year. The brexit vote and the election of Trump shook the political elites to their foundations. That wasn’t supposed to happen so all bets are off now. Anyway, good to see you back Herr Oberst……be careful, I might have planted a bomb on your Auschwitz train set.

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10 hours ago, judgetwi said:

“Legally binding” means fuck all Herr Oberst. You can’t have forgotten old Nev and his “piece of paper” surely? Your man didn’t give a flying fuck about treaties and all that shit so why would we expect any of today’s cunts to be bothered? Vlad spots the weakness in Western culture, just like your man, and seeks to take advantage. Don’t ask me how it will all end up, I haven’t got a fucking clue.

2016 was the crucial year. The brexit vote and the election of Trump shook the political elites to their foundations. That wasn’t supposed to happen so all bets are off now. Anyway, good to see you back Herr Oberst……be careful, I might have planted a bomb on your Auschwitz train set.

It's a model railway

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A news report from Raas.

Whilst on my travels today I was about to pull out from a junction, saw an oncoming police bike who signalled me to stay put. More Coppers on bikes escorting 4 full coaches of U-came-ians...anyone would think the Queen was passing through. Where were they going? Next door to you perhaps. 

Why the escort? Are the Russians trying to get them whilst here? Are we in danger?

 

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17 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

A news report from Raas.

Whilst on my travels today I was about to pull out from a junction, saw an oncoming police bike who signalled me to stay put. More Coppers on bikes escorting 4 full coaches of U-came-ians...anyone would think the Queen was passing through. Where were they going? Next door to you perhaps. 

Why the escort? Are the Russians trying to get them whilst here? Are we in danger?

 

Think about it, they turned up here without being brown skinned. They've been arrested.

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16 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Or at the very least forcefully lead to the skin dye baths.

I did my patriotic duty RK and followed them, this also enabled me to get through the traffic faster which was a nice bonus. Realising they were most likely on their way to a plush hotel for a long stay (whilst their council homes are being fast tracked) I thought I'd try and get some freebies also...sneaked on the coach and said 'Hello brothers, I'm Black Russian and I like drinking it also, want a drink?'. It didn't go down very well. 

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20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Compacted asbestos dust. You wear one of them and you'd think being on a respirator in a covid ward a birthday present.  

I present you with the new generation: the ultimate power of graphene oxide -in the latest mask incarnation. No doubt extensively tested on humans….

https://www.graphene-info.com/new-face-masks-use-graphene-and-electrical-charge-repel-viruses-and-bacteria

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54 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

I present you with the new generation: the ultimate power of graphene oxide -in the latest mask incarnation. No doubt extensively tested on humans….

https://www.graphene-info.com/new-face-masks-use-graphene-and-electrical-charge-repel-viruses-and-bacteria

I think @King Billy has been in his shed the past few days developing a mask made entirely out of bakofoil. It comes on it's own or in a set with matching bakofoil hat and gloves. 

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21 hours ago, Lairy Larry said:

His mum likely fucked a few in her day.

What's going on, Larry? I'm not going to join the shark frenzy because I'm not entirely up to date, though I hope someone can tell me where I'm being naive. From what I can make out, you appear to be frustrating others because you're concealing your identity, arousing suspicion you could be a former suspected nonce who was permanently fucked off. If this is the case, surely your IP records would have already alerted the Vulcan. You are of course perfectly within your rights to keep this undisclosed, however, it doesn't appear to be doing you any favours.

So, for the benefit of yourself and everyone else, who were you in a former guise? After all, you were quite keen to say you were an 'old member', or similar.

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1 minute ago, Wolfie said:

What's going on, Larry? I'm not going to join the shark frenzy because I'm not entirely up to date, though I hope someone can tell me where I'm being naive. From what I can make out, you appear to be frustrating others because you're concealing your identity, arousing suspicion you could be a former suspected nonce who was permanently fucked off. If this is the case, surely your IP records would have already alerted the Vulcan. You are of course perfectly within your rights to keep this undisclosed, however, it doesn't appear to be doing you any favours.

So, for the benefit of yourself and everyone else, who were you in a former guise? After all, you were quite keen to say you were an 'old member', or similar.

You'll be waiting a while for a reply. Roops dragged him off to the arse play dungeon.

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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I think @King Billy has been in his shed the past few days developing a mask made entirely out of bakofoil. It comes on it's own or in a set with matching bakofoil hat and gloves. 

I won’t even give this slanderous and ridiculous character assassination the justification of a denial. Firstly because it’s a work in progress, and secondly because there’s no k in Bacofoil™️.

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