Sam Ryder

[Witheredscrote]

Here we have the U.K's Eurovision entry this year. What a squawking  cunt.  He would look more at home on top of a hill, handing out loaves and fish to the meek. Why is the U.K even bothering to get involved in this political shitfest?  Why not dig up the remains of Des O'Connor, and enter him.   Cunts.

 

[Eddie]

5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Here we have the U.K's Eurovision entry this year. What a squawking  cunt.  He would look more at home on top of a hill, handing out loaves and fish to the meek. Why is the U.K even bothering to get involved in this political shitfest?  Why not dig up the remains of Des O'Connor, and enter him.   Cunts.

 

Eurovision Song Contest! Are viewing sitting next to Frank with a hole in the bottom of your popcorn box? Pair of disgusting old proofs. 

[Witheredscrote]

25 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Eurovision Song Contest! Are viewing sitting next to Frank with a hole in the bottom of your popcorn box? Pair of disgusting old proofs. 

Ed, do you know that there has never been a black man representing the U.K. Why don't you give it a go, singing 'Mississippi Mud'

[Eddie]

29 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Ed, do you know that there has never been a black man representing the U.K. Why don't you give it a go, singing 'Mississippi Mud'

Eat shit 

 

https://youtu.be/QDYDRA5JPLE

 

[Witheredscrote]

@Eddie you could do better

 

[Dyslexic cnut]

On 27/04/2022 at 08:20, Eddie said:

Eat shit 

 

https://youtu.be/QDYDRA5JPLE

 

Ed. I’ve liked some of your recent work but, I’ll be honest, I don’t know you very well. To move forward, can you oblige me with an honest answer? Are you black? Straight question.

Edited April 28, 2022 by Mrs Roops

[Frank]

21 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Ed. I’ve liked some of your recent work but, I’ll be honest, I don’t know you very well. To move forward, can you oblige me with an honest answer? Are you black? Straight question.

Reported. And please don’t start a sentence with ‘So’. You’re supposedly a grown man, for crying out loud. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Reported. And please don’t start a sentence with ‘So’. You’re supposedly a grown man, for crying out loud. 

Fuck off. Dead cunt.

[Jake The Muss]

Yes Sam Ryder is a total fucking cunt but anyone who still entertains the eurovision song contest, surely needs a lobotomy.

[Dyslexic cnut]

3 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

Yes Sam Ryder is a total fucking cunt but anyone who still entertains the eurovision song contest, surely needs a lobotomy.

Got your popcorn ready then?

[Jake The Muss]

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Got your popcorn ready then?

Haven't watched this rigged bollocks for years DC...please don't let me know who wins.

[Dyslexic cnut]

11 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

Haven't watched this rigged bollocks for years DC...please don't let me know who wins.

Ukraine’s entry. A balalaika version of ‘Going Underground.’ The Mariupol mix via Zoom. Bet you.

[Witheredscrote]

2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Ukraine’s entry. A balalaika version of ‘Going Underground.’ The Mariupol mix via Zoom. Bet you.

You stupid callous fucking cunt.

[Eddie]

2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

You stupid callous fucking cunt.

Withers, how does the Ukrainian resolve against superior forces compare with the French during ww2? 
 

fuck off.

[Decimus]

5 hours ago, Frank said:

Reported. And please don’t start a sentence with ‘So’. You’re supposedly a grown man, for crying out loud. 

Are you still out in the Dordogne, Frank?

How long until you move on to the less salubrious delights of Marseille? I reckon because of covid it's been a good two years since you were knee deep in hot, black African cock, gobbling it up like a fucking Bernard Matthews turkey.

Fill your gay as fuck boots, you horrible old poof.

[Decimus]

12 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Withers, how does the Ukrainian resolve against superior forces compare with the French during ww2? 
 

fuck off.

I don't know what I find more sickening, Ed.

On the one hand you've got Zelensky all over the box posing in an army & navy store green top, doing his best errorreptyle impression by pretending to shoot Russians. On the other you have De Gaulle, slinking away with his big beak to London and hiding in a tiny BBC office, giving it the fucking biggun over the radio whilst his country was being fucked by bratwurst.

Either way, it just goes to show that wogs do truly begin at Calais.

[Witheredscrote]

17 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Withers, how does the Ukrainian resolve against superior forces compare with the French during ww2? 
 

fuck off.

ditto

[Witheredscrote]

5 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I don't know what I find more sickening, Ed.

On the one hand you've got Zelensky all over the box posing in an army & navy store green top, doing his best errorreptyle impression by pretending to shoot Russians. On the other you have De Gaulle, slinking away with his big beak to London and hiding in a tiny BBC office, giving it the fucking biggun over the radio whilst his country was being fucked by bratwurst.

Either way, it just goes to show that wogs do truly begin at Calais.

I can't be bothered with this shit. Thanks to Ratty's 'inside info' tip on the French Election, I'm lumbered with 50,000 pairs of highly polished jackboots.

@ratcum you useless misinformed fascist cunt.

[Roadkill]

1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

I can't be bothered with this shit. Thanks to Ratty's 'inside info' tip on the French Election, I'm lumbered with 50,000 pairs of highly polished jackboots.

@ratcum you useless misinformed fascist cunt.

Flog them to the Japs. They're still into that stuff.

[Penny Farthing]

13 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I don't know what I find more sickening, Ed.

On the one hand you've got Zelensky all over the box posing in an army & navy store green top, doing his best errorreptyle impression by pretending to shoot Russians. On the other you have De Gaulle, slinking away with his big beak to London and hiding in a tiny BBC office, giving it the fucking biggun over the radio whilst his country was being fucked by bratwurst.

Either way, it just goes to show that wogs do truly begin at Calais.

Carlisle.

[Witheredscrote]

1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

Flog them to the Japs. They're still into that stuff.

You know fuck all about '40s fashion, do you. Japs prefered the brown leather. I've even tried selling to Kim Jong-un, but the fat little Korean cunt only wants 3 pairs, size 38, in pink.

[Roadkill]

3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

You know fuck all about '40s fashion, do you. Japs prefered the brown leather. I've even tried selling to Kim Jong-un, but the fat little Korean cunt only wants 3 pairs, size 38, in pink.

I actually just meant foot stuff in general. Some rich cunt over there would pay big Yen to wank into fifty thousand genuine WW2 era jackboots - there's undoubtedly a vending machine somewhere in a grotty corner of Tokyo just waiting for a supply.

[Eric Cuntman]

4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Ukraine’s entry. A balalaika version of ‘Going Underground.’ The Mariupol mix via Zoom. Bet you.

Have you shagged The Beast From The East yet?

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Have you shagged The Beast From The East yet?

Delayed the grotesque rip until late May while I scheme. I hope she treads on a mine in the interim.

[camberwell gypsy]

12 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Ed, do you know that there has never been a black man representing the U.K. Why don't you give it a go, singing 'Mississippi Mud'

There has. He was a bus driver apparently. He was fucking useless as well. 

Apparently Ukraine has been given a wildcard entry to this year. They're going to sing a rendition of The Beatles' 'Help'!