Mrs Roops Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 On 16/05/2022 at 12:44, Stubby Pecker said: If I actually grassed on the goose bothering fucker, I'd be the first to proudly admit it. Apparently, the real reason for his 6 month stint in chokey was sheer administrative incompetence by @Mrs Roops in the "Petrol Station Cunts" thread. Whatever the real reason for his absence, I couldn't give a fuck. I'm just glad he was fucked off but gutted he's not dead as we all hoped. You did indeed draw attention to an issue... On 01/10/2021 at 19:27, Stubby Pecker said: Fucking reported you goose bothering wanker If I want to racially abuse @Eddie I’ll do it myself and don’t need a quote altering cunt like you doing if for me Expect a lengthy ban. And fuck off Your complaint was sustained yet somehow this is my fault. Please explain how. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 On 18/05/2022 at 07:25, Mrs Roops said: You did indeed draw attention to an issue... Your complaint was sustained yet somehow this is my fault. Please explain how. Someone's got to take the blame love, and you patrol this site, to a degree. So it might as well be you. In the grand scheme, I don't really give a fuck. I'm just trying to wind up withers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Someone's got to take the blame love, and you patrol this site, to a degree. So it might as well be you. In the grand scheme, I don't really give a fuck. I'm just trying to wind up withers Come now, you're the site's biggest whinger prone to diva like outbursts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Come now, you're the site's biggest whinger prone to diva like outbursts. Yes I am, but even a haughty Medusa like yourself should never be immune to having your shittness pointed out now and then Get back to arguing with professional wind up merchant KB 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes I am, but even a haughty Medusa like yourself should never be immune to having your shittness pointed out now and then Get back to arguing with professional wind up merchant KB Moi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes I am, but even a haughty Medusa like yourself should never be immune to having your shittness pointed out now and then... Agreed, but this was your "shittness", not mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 22 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Someone's got to take the blame love, and you patrol this site, to a degree. So it might as well be you. In the grand scheme, I don't really give a fuck. I'm just trying to wind up withers And (as usual) failing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 08:43, Mrs Roops said: Agreed, but this was your "shittness", not mine. That’s unlike you to have the last word… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: That’s unlike you to have the last word… A last word attempt of whataboutery to deflect from your own lying diva ways, who'd thort it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: That’s unlike you to have the last word… You’ve been subjected to another floor wiping by the Governess you lower-middle class mop substitute. (Cackle) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 On 20/05/2022 at 20:52, Stubby Pecker said: Yes I am, but even a haughty Medusa like yourself should never be immune to having your shittness pointed out now and then Get back to arguing with professional wind up merchant KB I have been looking at the Small Blue Butterflies on Berry Head you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Penelope Alive said: I have been looking at the Small Blue Butterflies on Berry Head you know. You should get some ointment for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You should get some ointment for that. Bleach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 10 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: I have been looking at the Small Blue Butterflies on Berry Head you know. 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You should get some ointment for that. A 45 gallon drumfull might just be enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 8 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: Bleach? Dongmestos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 58 minutes ago, King Billy said: Dongmestos Bill, I'm reliably informed by one of my contacts at the Westboro Baptist Church that they have finally come up with some creationist doctrine to explain the absence of dinosaurs in our recent history. Apparently, Pen, who was going by the name of Methuselah at the time, took up that much space on Noah's Ark with its leviathan length that there was subsequently no space for any Sauropods. I wonder what other species went extinct during The Flood due to Pen's cock taking up twelve decks? Forget The Permian Event, Pen's dick is responsible for the largest mass extinction in world history. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Bill, I'm reliably informed by one of my contacts at the Westboro Baptist Church that they have finally come up with some creationist doctrine to explain the absence of dinosaurs in our recent history. Apparently, Pen, who was going by the name of Methuselah at the time, took up that much space on Noah's Ark with its leviathan length that there was subsequently no space for any Sauropods. I wonder what other species went extinct during The Flood due to Pen's cock taking up twelve decks? Forget The Permian Event, Pen's dick is responsible for the largest mass extinction in world history. Though I'm no historian Decs, it's also very plausible that with 'the animals entered two-by-two' mantra, Pen managed to disguise her trouser snake onboard as the 'mother of all pythons' to accompany its male counterpart. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Bill, I'm reliably informed by one of my contacts at the Westboro Baptist Church that they have finally come up with some creationist doctrine to explain the absence of dinosaurs in our recent history. Apparently, Pen, who was going by the name of Methuselah at the time, took up that much space on Noah's Ark with its leviathan length that there was subsequently no space for any Sauropods. I wonder what other species went extinct during The Flood due to Pen's cock taking up twelve decks? Forget The Permian Event, Pen's dick is responsible for the largest mass extinction in world history. Archimedes principle Decs. Pen wrestles his enormous appendage into a 3/4 full bath and the entire planet is instantly engulfed in an existential flood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 52 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Though I'm no historian Decs, it's also very plausible that with 'the animals entered two-by-two' mantra, Pen managed to disguise her trouser snake onboard as the 'mother of all pythons' to accomany its male counterpart. No mention of a wife or family .. you are an arse bandit aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 3 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: you are an arse bandit aren't you? Replied the trouser snake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: Replied the trouser snake. You would know bumboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 47 minutes ago, King Billy said: Archimedes principle Decs. Pen wrestles his enormous appendage into a 3/4 full bath and the entire planet is instantly engulfed in an existential flood. You would know all about this bumboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Though I'm no historian Decs, it's also very plausible that with 'the animals entered two-by-two' mantra, Pen managed to disguise her trouser snake onboard as the 'mother of all pythons' to accomany its male counterpart. I suspect the only way this 'legend' is ever going to be disabused is by Pen posting a freshly prepared kebab pic. Anyone want to advocate that? Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 54 minutes ago, Goober said: I suspect the only way this 'legend' is ever going to be disabused is by Pen posting a freshly prepared kebab pic. Anyone want to advocate that? Anyone? The thought of it has made me seriously consider turning vegan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 57 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: You would know bumboy. Reported for inter member acrimony and homophobic misinformation. Kill yourself Mr. Bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.