Last Cunt Standing Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 Well well well, the truth will out. Allegedly. On the one hand it seems crazy anyone with access to Kate might stray, I imagine she’s as filthy as every other jolly hockey sticks type who has a vested interest in keeping her marriage going for the social currency. Yet on the other hand, it seems to me entirely appropriate that a future king might be a slave to the wonders of pegging. The rest of the country has been taking it up the arse for years. What a fucking shower they are. Yeah, yeah, not my business, Skippy, etc etc. Keep tugging those forelocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 21 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Well well well, the truth will out. On the one hand it seems crazy anyone with access to Kate might stray, I imagine she’s as filthy as every other jolly hockey sticks type who has a vested interest in keeping her marriage going for the social currency. Yet on the other hand, it seems to me entirely appropriate that a future king might be a slave to the wonders of pegging. The rest of the country has been taking it up the arse for years. What a fucking shower they are. Yeah, yeah, not my business, Skippy, etc etc. Keep tugging those forelocks. What the fuck is wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 I fear we may be the victims of a media blackout on this subject, LCS, because I've not a fucking Scooby what you're banging on about. Post a link, ffs, you lazy cunt. Wouldn't surprise me if waity Katie had had more cock than Punkape though. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 31 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Keep tugging those forelocks. You are James O’Brien and I claim my years free supply of fisting butter and Vegemite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 It’s all over the internet at this end of the world. I’m sure it’s all terrible gossip and a tissue of lies. Still, if only to test the limits of the D-notice probably in force in the UK, some of you might wish to check the following link; https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a27101934/prince-william-kate-middleton-affair-rumors-rose-hanbury-rural-rival/ A few appropriate Twitter searches might amuse some of you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: It’s all over the internet at this end of the world. I’m sure it’s all terrible gossip and a tissue of lies. Still, if only to test the limits of the D-notice probably in force in the UK, some of you might wish to check the following link; https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a27101934/prince-william-kate-middleton-affair-rumors-rose-hanbury-rural-rival/ A few appropriate Twitter searches might amuse some of you too. Not very interesting is it .. are you so homesick that you have fuck else to do other than worry about this shit? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 48 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Not very interesting is it .. are you so homesick that you have fuck else to do other than worry about this shit? Who’s worried? It’s funny. Maybe you should volunteer to be of service, you and that enormous thing in your bloomers. You could get a Royal Warrant. Fuck off etcetera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 To use a phrase put on these pages by Bill Stickers, I would sooner guide my Father into my Mother using my bare hands than follow anything associated with this awful family. I did see the hashtag “pegging” on twatter describing very specific peccadilloes William allegedly participated in. I don’t believe any of what is written. If he has had an old fashioned leg over here and there, then that is rite of passage for these inbreds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 8 minutes ago, The Beast said: To use a phrase put on these pages by Bill Stickers, I would sooner guide my Father into my Mother using my bare hands than follow anything associated with this awful family. I did see the hashtag “pegging” on twatter describing very specific peccadilloes William allegedly participated in. I don’t believe any of what is written. If he has had an old fashioned leg over here and there, then that is rite of passage for these inbreds. I couldn’t give a shit if it’s true or not. It might be, and that’s funny enough. I imagine Meghan and Harry are laughing their arses off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Who’s worried? It’s funny. Only funny to a boring, boring ex pat who has got fuck all else going on in his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 15 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: The rest of the country has been taking it up the arse for years. Speak for your fuckin' self, Skippo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 34 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Only funny to a boring, boring ex pat who has got fuck all else going on in his life. Are you calling someone else boring? There is an entire museums worth of boring shit in my mind-locker, filled with your lazy, dull work on the corner. You didn't even have the creativity to use more than one descriptor. Feckless fucking retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 If Kate is missing a bit of the 'ol sausage I'd gladly step in and give her a fucking good seeing to, I bet she's as filthy as a bookies bog.Our very own Qilf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 18 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Well well well, the truth will out. Allegedly. On the one hand it seems crazy anyone with access to Kate might stray, I imagine she’s as filthy as every other jolly hockey sticks type who has a vested interest in keeping her marriage going for the social currency. Yet on the other hand, it seems to me entirely appropriate that a future king might be a slave to the wonders of pegging. The rest of the country has been taking it up the arse for years. What a fucking shower they are. Yeah, yeah, not my business, Skippy, etc etc. Keep tugging those forelocks. Do you think that this post has done anything for your reputation on here, Doc? Fuckng awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: If Kate is missing a bit of the 'ol sausage I'd gladly step in and give her a fucking good seeing to, I bet she's as filthy as a bookies bog.Our very own Qilf Ooh, take me now Neil, up the arse if you don't mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 Fucking hell, now look what you've made me gonna do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I imagine she’s as filthy as every other jolly hockey sticks type Not once the ring's safely on the finger; after that, it's all Aga, labradors and every afternoon round at her mum's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 37 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Not once the ring's safely on the finger; after that, it's all Aga, labradors and every afternoon round at her mum's. She might be hitched to royalty, but she's nothing more than a poor man's Liz Hurley. Without the curves, charisma or the mischievous smile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Who’s worried? It’s funny. Maybe you should volunteer to be of service, you and that enormous thing in your bloomers. You could get a Royal Warrant. Fuck off etcetera. Pen wouldn’t be allowed anywhere near the Palace as he’s tested positive for the new variant…..Schlong Covid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 5 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Are you calling someone else boring? There is an entire museums worth of boring shit in my mind-locker, filled with your lazy, dull work on the corner. You didn't even have the creativity to use more than one descriptor. Feckless fucking retard. Transphobe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Transphobe. I've got cancer of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got cancer of that. …and it’s very very painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 14 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: …and it’s very very painful. Imagine a paper cut from the edge of an envelope, on your bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 22 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck is he on about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Ooh, take me now Neil, up the arse if you don't mind. Is she in Neil's Rascal van? The suspension went on that years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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