Frank Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You know this type of inverted psychology doesn’t work on me. You’d like to be Alan B’Stard, but it’s Kevin Turvy behind the facade. You know it's not aimed at you. Play the game, birdbrain. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Few loathe r-soles more than me, but what's your beef with him, especially as you've not yet reached 100 posts? You've not been here long enough to remember the gimp suit-wearing weirdo's numerous attempts to disguise his identity and reinvent himself ...because of his fascination with shit. So why join the shark frenzy, HS? Unless of course you've participated before under a different guise. Is this correct? R-soles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 5 minutes ago, Frank said: You know it's not aimed at you. Play the game, birdbrain. Sorry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: Why pay for a freak show? Just board the Virgin. Yep, this will not sink the shares, not one bit… I genuinely think it won't. It should, but it won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 12 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: R-soles? Precisely. You didn't know 'r-soles' or Arseholes was the first scat-themed persona of who or what is now @cunt ...via Joker, Dave, Mr Shit, and anyone else I've forgotten. So, why the seemingly unprovoked attack; by all means carry on – but why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 7 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: I genuinely think it won't. It should, but it won't. It’s a great idea for a film script. Muzzie terrorists hijack a plane full of queers. They spend the entire two hours torturing and killing deviants. The surprise twist is that Steven Van Schwartzendiesel doesn’t rescue them. Perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 Just now, Wolfie said: Precisely. You didn't know 'r-soles' or Arseholes was the first scat-themed persona of who or what is now @cunt ...via Joker, Dave, Mr Shit, and anyone else I've forgotten. So, why the seemingly unprovoked attack; by all means carry on – but why? I may not know him, but even a blind man can see he has an unhealthy obsession with dogs, as he mentions them practically every time he posts. And anyway, I've picked fights with plenty other deviants on here since I joined. Carl, Frank and the Penelope Alive freak for example. You're not going to start defending them are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 1 minute ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: I may not know him, but even a blind man can see he has an unhealthy obsession with dogs, as he mentions them practically every time he posts. And anyway, I've picked fights with plenty other deviants on here since I joined. Carl, Frank and the Penelope Alive freak for example. You're not going to start defending them are you? Never mind that. Are you going cocaine crazy again at the weekend? I’d like to reserve a seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It’s a great idea for a film script. Muzzie terrorists hijack a plane full of queers. They spend the entire two hours torturing and killing deviants. The surprise twist is that Steven Van Schwartzendiesel doesn’t rescue them. Perfect. Trousersnakes on a Plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 Just now, Horrified Suburbanite said: Trousersnakes on a Plane. Top Bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never mind that. Are you going cocaine crazy again at the weekend? I’d like to reserve a seat. You may get a midweek showing, your HS tries not to disappoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 23 hours ago, Frank said: You know it's not aimed at you. Play the game, birdbrain. Frank, there has been much talk recently about you putting out another video. Personally I couldn't care less if I never heard you screeching, faggot voice ever again. However, as you know, I'm a huge Mitch fan and have enjoyed the brief glimpses you've given us of him over the years. Any chance of you fiming an AMA with the old bastard? I've got a few questions and I'm sure the rest of the board are curious to know his views and thoughts on all and sundry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 23 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: You may get a midweek showing, your HS tries not to disappoint. I am waiting for the midweek showing, what's the hold up? Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It’s a great idea for a film script. Muzzie terrorists hijack a plane full of queers. They spend the entire two hours torturing and killing deviants. The surprise twist is that Steven Van Schwartzendiesel doesn’t rescue them. Perfect. Or they start swapping clothes, the captain strokes and the whole party dives into Kilimanjaro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 17:53, Frank said: Where exactly are you heading with my mate, Carl? At the moment, as far as I'm concerned, he's running rings around you. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 18:34, Horrified Suburbanite said: Trousersnakes on a Plane. TWA….Trans World Airlines. The pre take off safety announcement takes twice as long as the actual flight to Australia. ”Ladies, gentlemen, non gender specific, homosexual, bisexual, bidesperate, intersexual, pansexual, transsexual, gender dysphoric, queer, asexual, etc. etc. etc. etc. We will shortly be taking off and apologise for the delay which is due to Mr Penelope’s enormous penis breaking free in the luggage hold and causing the starboard wing of the aircraft to become embedded in the tarmac. We hope to see you, they, them, him, her, etc. etc. etc. etc. flying on TWA again soon. We, us, them, those fucking cunts, that fucking freak, the funny looking bird with the beard, etc. etc. etc. etc. will shortly be serving complimentary hormone blockers. Please enjoy the rest of the journey and fuck off”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden flies planes, not sure which airline. He had to get his hair cut, so it didn't get tangled in the engines. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 Just now, ProfB said: Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden flies planes, not sure which airline. He had to get his hair cut, so it didn't get tangled in the engines. I can’t stand that simian looking cunt. Iron Maiden were good when Paul Di’anno was lead singer. Then along came Bruce with his Dungeons & Dragons sword fighting wank fantasies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I can’t stand that simian looking cunt. Iron Maiden were good when Paul Di’anno was lead singer. Then along came Bruce with his Dungeons & Dragons sword fighting wank fantasies. Eric, I always agree with you, but not this time - Bruce is fabberone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 Just now, ProfB said: Eric, I always agree with you, but not this time - Bruce is fabberone. One of my colleagues knew the whole band. Dave Murray and Steve Harris were at his wedding reception. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: One of my colleagues knew the whole band. Dave Murray and Steve Harris were at his wedding reception. Muzik to my ears: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 16 minutes ago, ProfB said: Muzik to my ears: My mate went on a European tour with them in the late 1980s. He was a security guard/ stage bouncer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted October 10, 2022 Report Share Posted October 10, 2022 On 02/10/2022 at 19:49, camberwell gypsy said: I'd rather fly Yorkshire Airlines. They don't let noirs or poofs on their planes. Reasonably amusing sketch ruined by fucking canned laughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 I was about to nominate this diversity driven pastiche from the advertising thought police when I saw your nomination again @Horrified Suburbanite I'm sick to the back fucking teeth of turning on the telly to be confronted with nothing but cripples, sexual deviants and the United Colours of fucking Benneton. If that wife beating Geordie cunt from the video @Last Cunt Standing posted had invited that poor little alien cunt in for a cuppa instead of bashing his brains in, said ET would have taken one look at the adverts over his digestive biscuit and assumed he'd taken a wrong turn and invaded the Congo instead of Britain. This Virgin Atlantic shit has reached peak levels of delusion. Everyone in the departure lounge walking like John Wayne with some shit grinning member of the same sex attached to their arm. A first class cabin composed almost entirely of blacks, paying customers mind, not hijackers or cleaners. Then to top it all off, two fucking split arses flying the plane. The ONLY true to life part of this shit was the absolutely bent as fuck air steward, as it's universally agreed that all male airline workers are back scuttlers and cock smokers. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 4 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm sick to the back fucking teeth of turning on the telly to be confronted with nothing but cripples, sexual deviants and the United Colours of fucking Benneton. And dwarves - don't forget the fucking dwarves. There's a relatively new development where middle-aged women, usually with tattoos, proudly flaunt their mastectomy scars. Add this to menstrual leakage on the list of things I'd rather not see at meal times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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