camberwell gypsy Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 15 hours ago, King Billy said: It’s never been about the positives or negatives of wearing a useless piece of Chinese made garbage on my boat race Eric, but all about a bunch of wannabe tyrant wankers thinking they somehow had the power to force me to do so. If Hancock, Bozo, Whitty and co. had banned mask wearing I’d have been the bloke wearing a luminous mask, with flashing LEDs on the BBC news being arrested every day. I’m the cunt who most of my neighbours still look the other way when they see me out, since I shouted ‘FUCK THE NHS!’ from my front door one Thursday night while the stupid fucking cunts were happy clapping and banging saucepans. Fuck them. If you've got one of those impenetrable, Ian Paisley type Ulster accents, they probably didn't understand what you said. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 15 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What do you want to know about Mason Mounts Loftarse-Cheek? Peter Arsegood Kerry Dickon Alan Hardon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Can't imagine you being a fan of that programme, Eric. I liked Desmond’s. Norman Beaton who played the title character appeared in the Cosby Show as Cliff Huxtable’s Jamaican cousin. Apparently Bill Cosby had him checked out by private investigators to see if he had any history of noncing or perversion.. the dirty cunt obviously didn’t want any competition. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Peter Arsegood Kerry Dickon Alan Hardon Ron up the 'arris Peter Bone-etti Charlie Cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 4 minutes ago, Neil said: Ron up the 'arris Not for nothing did they call him "Chopper" Harris. 🤠 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 Just now, scotty said: Not for nothing did they call him "Chopper" Harris. 🤠 I’ve just noticed that Bubba has 2 accounts. The greedy Welsh cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I liked Desmond’s. Norman Beaton who played the title character appeared in the Cosby Show as Cliff Huxtable’s Jamaican cousin. Apparently Bill Cosby had him checked out by private investigators to see if he had any history of noncing or perversion.. the dirty cunt obviously didn’t want any competition. I was working on the Camden Estate in Peckham when the bloke who played him in Desmonds came onto the estate to open a community project. He was mobbed by all the youngsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was working on the Camden Estate in Peckham when the bloke who played him in Desmonds came onto the estate to open a community project. He was mobbed by all the youngsters. They probably thought he was Bill Cosby. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 15, 2022 Report Share Posted November 15, 2022 20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: If you've got one of those impenetrable, Ian Paisley type Ulster accents, they probably didn't understand what you said. I simply opened the window and shouted "shut the fock up". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 On 12/11/2022 at 22:35, Ape™️ said: No, you’re not some cool, edgy, slightly unpredictable “cat”. You’re a ridiculous looking wanker, so fuck off. How’s about cunts wearing shorts this time of year? Shorts, socks with sliders, combined with big winter coats, seems to be the male equivalent of women going to the shops in their dressing gowns. At least Frank is dead and we are spared seeing those pipe cleaners. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 22 minutes ago, Eddie said: How’s about cunts wearing shorts this time of year? Shorts, socks with sliders, combined with big winter coats, seems to be the male equivalent of women going to the shops in their dressing gowns. At least Frank is dead and we are spared seeing those pipe cleaners. Postmen are the worst offenders. Walking around in December wearing cargo shorts, ice crystals clinging to the hair on theirs legs. It’s because they have a distinctly non-macho occupation. They have to try and be rugged and butch by pretending they don’t feel cold.. You know those cunts who get drunk at parties and loudly invite people to punch them in the stomach, because they ‘can take it’? Same syndrome. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You know those cunts who get drunk at parties and loudly invite people to punch them in the stomach, because they ‘can take it’? Same syndrome How about those blokes who tazer themselves "to see what it feels like", Eric? 🤔😄😄 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, scotty said: How about those blokes who tazer themselves "to see what it feels like", Eric? 🤔😄😄 Quality control is an entirely different matter and well you know it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 On 13/11/2022 at 10:11, Hammer of Cunts said: I much prefer the Jeff Beck version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 18 hours ago, Eddie said: How’s about cunts wearing shorts this time of year? Shorts, socks with sliders, combined with big winter coats, seems to be the male equivalent of women going to the shops in their dressing gowns. At least Frank is dead and we are spared seeing those pipe cleaners. They can't wear long trousers as the have to show their tats .. Frank will be out of his box before Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 This you @Ape™️? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 On 17/11/2022 at 11:04, Penny Farthing said: This you @Ape™️? Indulge me - what though processes (if any) go through the tattered remains of your mind when you decide to make a post such as this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 5 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Indulge me - what though processes (if any) go through the tattered remains of your mind when you decide to make a post such as this? Unfortunately, what goes through Pen's mind is not a hollow point, mercury filled bullet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Indulge me - what though processes (if any) go through the tattered remains of your mind when you decide to make a post such as this? You went through my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 On 17/11/2022 at 11:04, Penny Farthing said: This you @Ape™️? Hang yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: You went through my mind. Soggy gusset? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 Back on topic. Heisenberg was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Back on topic. Heisenberg was a cunt. ‘Pint of Heisenberg please’ ‘£12.50 please sir.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Unfortunately, what goes through Pen's mind is not a hollow point, mercury filled bullet. Sometimes you try to go through my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Sometimes you try to go through my mind. RIP Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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