Ape™️ Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 No, you’re not some cool, edgy, slightly unpredictable “cat”. You’re a ridiculous looking wanker, so fuck off. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 14 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: No, you’re not some cool, edgy, slightly unpredictable “cat”. You’re a ridiculous looking wanker, so fuck off. Couldn’t agree more Ape. This sort of fucking nonsense could lead to people walking around in supermarkets and sitting on buses wearing ridiculous face masks or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 I bet the Judge has loads of these to wear when he's wanking himself off using an apple sauce condiment and a twelve pack of pork chipolatas wedged in his cheeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 Maybe they like ska music. Not a crime in itself. Not a fan myself, but I do have a CD of More Specials.(awaits abusive response by ape) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 The character ‘Porkpie’ from the sitcom ‘Desmond’s’, he was the only person who got away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 14 hours ago, Ape™️ said: No, you’re not some cool, edgy, slightly unpredictable “cat”. You’re a ridiculous looking wanker, so fuck off. While I'm in full agreement here Ape, is there something that has prompted the above? Perhaps you've recently attended one of the spate of tours by old time ska groups and been shocked by the fashion sense of the attendees? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 51 minutes ago, scotty said: While I'm in full agreement here Ape, is there something that has prompted the above? Perhaps you've recently attended one of the spate of tours by old time ska groups and been shocked by the fashion sense of the attendees? It was prompted by some bloke I saw in Gloucester yesterday. I didn’t have any interaction with him, but the combination of his behaviour and his absurd hat led me to to conclude he was a fucking stupid fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 15 hours ago, Ape™️ said: No, you’re not some cool, edgy, slightly unpredictable “cat”. You’re a ridiculous looking wanker, so fuck off. I can sort of appreciate why someone who communicates as if they've got a pointy hat with a fuck-off big capital letter 'D' on it would express some jealousy of other hat types but, can you provide any other context to this nom? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: It was prompted by some bloke I saw in Gloucester yesterday. I didn’t have any interaction with him, but the combination of his behaviour and his absurd hat led me to to conclude he was a fucking stupid fucking cunt. I honestly can’t wait for the next fake lockdown so I can start punching people in the face anonymously again. This cunt would have got clotheslined in the throat. Billy never saw the positives in mask wearing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 On Soccer AM yesterday that little bristolian ex football manager Ian Holloway wore a leather one and I can confirm that he did look indeed look a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: On Soccer AM yesterday that little bristolian ex football manager Ian Holloway wore a leather one and I can confirm that he did look indeed look a cunt What are you playing at, you stupid old bastard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Billy never saw the positives in mask wearing It’s never been about the positives or negatives of wearing a useless piece of Chinese made garbage on my boat race Eric, but all about a bunch of wannabe tyrant wankers thinking they somehow had the power to force me to do so. If Hancock, Bozo, Whitty and co. had banned mask wearing I’d have been the bloke wearing a luminous mask, with flashing LEDs on the BBC news being arrested every day. I’m the cunt who most of my neighbours still look the other way when they see me out, since I shouted ‘FUCK THE NHS!’ from my front door one Thursday night while the stupid fucking cunts were happy clapping and banging saucepans. Fuck them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: On Soccer AM yesterday that little bristolian ex football manager Ian Holloway wore a leather one and I can confirm that he did look indeed look a cunt Neil, what do you make of the two Chelsea players who are in a relationship? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Neil, what do you make of the two Chelsea players who are in a relationship? Tell me more, I hate those cunts with a passion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, Neil said: Tell me more, I hate those cunts with a passion 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: Neil, what do you make of the two Chelsea players who are in a relationship? Spill the beans Eddie. Are just we talking about the wimmins game, or real football? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 18 minutes ago, Eddie said: Neil, what do you make of the two Chelsea players who are in a relationship? 17 minutes ago, Neil said: Tell me more, I hate those cunts with a passion What do you want to know about Mason Mounts Loftarse-Cheek? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 47 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What do you want to know about Mason Mounts Loftarse-Cheek? I thought it was those two frock wearing cunts at Everton…Calvert-Lewin and Tom Davies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Neil, what do you make of the two Chelsea players who are in a relationship? They should make a blue movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 11 hours ago, Ape™️ said: It was prompted by some bloke I saw in Gloucester yesterday. I didn’t have any interaction with him, but the combination of his behaviour and his absurd hat led me to to conclude he was a fucking stupid fucking cunt. Hang on a fucking minute. What the fuck were you doing in Gloucester? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 10 hours ago, scotty said: Spill the beans Eddie. Are just we talking about the wimmins game, or real football? The black cunt obviously doesn't know anymore than us. All I know is it is two 'men', and that Chelsea Faggot Club, are bending over backwards to support them. Football is for irons. Get a grip @scotty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 17 hours ago, Ape™️ said: It was prompted by some bloke I saw in Gloucester yesterday. I didn’t have any interaction with him, but the combination of his behaviour and his absurd hat led me to to conclude he was a fucking stupid fucking cunt. Stubby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 52 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: The black cunt obviously doesn't know anymore than us. All I know is it is two 'men', and that Chelsea Faggot Club, are bending over backwards to support them. Football is for irons. Get a grip @scotty. In this case, football clearly is for irons, by definition. Never have I seen such a blatant display of poofery, never in my life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 1 minute ago, scotty said: In this case, football clearly is for irons, by definition. Never have I seen such a blatant display of poofery, never in my life. Obviously you have never been to Amsterdam, or Caister-on-Sea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 On 13/11/2022 at 12:11, Eric Cuntman said: The character ‘Porkpie’ from the sitcom ‘Desmond’s’, he was the only person who got away with it. Can't imagine you being a fan of that programme, Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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