Neil Posted November 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 Stevie Wonder would be classed as a 'safe' driver if they let him loose in Palermo, How the fuck I made it to my destination I'll never know, It's the last time I made my missus wet, tears unfortunately. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 2 hours ago, White Cunt said: They forgot to mention an essential large off grid system with storage; trust the science. Charging a hybrid car is very much like making lo… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Neil said: Stevie Wonder would be classed as a 'safe' driver if they let him loose in Palermo, How the fuck I made it to my destination I'll never know, It's the last time I made my missus wet, tears unfortunately. Torn perineum again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Your Tinker family members up here absolutely love the Prius and you well know it. A two pikey team, one to keep watch, a cheap reciprocating saw, around 8pm at night when it’s dark and there is still some traffic noise and you can have the catalytic converters off in under a minute. Scrap value…around £1250 at current prices. You also have the added joy of seeing the unbridled horror on the faces of the previously smarmy owner in the morning when they fire up their eco-chariots to an ear shattering racket. Are you sure you’re a real didicoi, Gypps? Just nick the whole fucking car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 12 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I hope you can live with yourself @scotty, even @Eddie has tried to do the right thing, (and as usual, failed). My daily mode of transport is my trusty 1972 Peugeot 103 Mobylette. A panier on the back for my fromage, pain, and vin rouge. 1 litre of petrol per week. Go fuck yourselves. With any luck you’ll be crushed under the unforgiving wheels of a tractor or lorry during yet another of the sheep burning, misery causing strikes you frog cunts love so much. Fuck off 10 hours ago, scotty said: I genuinely thought the Reaper was upon me. I wholeheartedly agree with the sheer terror of driving in Italy, especially with every fucking road sign in a different colour, font and style. What utter wop cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 On 18/11/2022 at 03:49, scotty said: My 2004 2.4 saloon still runs like a dream, with 130k on the clock. There's a few glitches, such as the satnav dvd drive expiring and the temperature display requiring an occasional whack on the dashboard to reappear, but it remains one of the nicest (and quickest) motors I've ever driven. That's staying on the road for the foreseeable, Greta can fuck right off. It only has 83k on the clock. The problems started in January this year when some cunts tried to steal the catalytic converter, apparently it is worth a few sheets. I interrupted them as they were cutting through it, after 1am when the streetlights go off. I had it welded, but the car has started to burn oil since. I would happily keep it. A high specification car in its day. Has a touch screen sat nav, well fancy for its time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 1 hour ago, The Beast said: It only has 83k on the clock. The problems started in January this year when some cunts tried to steal the catalytic converter, apparently it is worth a few sheets. I interrupted them as they were cutting through it, after 1am when the streetlights go off. I had it welded, but the car has started to burn oil since. I would happily keep it. A high specification car in its day. Has a touch screen sat nav, well fancy for its time. Gypps…explain your fucking self! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 2 hours ago, The Beast said: It only has 83k on the clock. The problems started in January this year when some cunts tried to steal the catalytic converter, apparently it is worth a few sheets. I interrupted them as they were cutting through it, after 1am when the streetlights go off. I had it welded, but the car has started to burn oil since. I would happily keep it. A high specification car in its day. Has a touch screen sat nav, well fancy for its time. I have heard silly figures such as £1.3k as the vlue of a stolen cat' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 On 18/11/2022 at 12:16, Eric Cuntman said: Charging a hybrid car is very much like making lo… The newer straight diesels are alledged to be more enviro friendly than new hybrids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 52 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I have heard silly figures such as £1.3k as the vlue of a stolen cat' If it’s a Bengal or a Ragdoll, that sounds about right. You’ll only get a few hundred quid for a Persian these days. Hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If it’s a Bengal or a Ragdoll, that sounds about right. You’ll only get a few hundred quid for a Persian these days. Hope that helps. You are pussying around with the is response Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: You are pussying around with the is response Eric. I was feline mischievous 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was feline mischievous I wonder what mileage @judgetwi gets out of his 'leccy vehicle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 9 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I wonder what mileage @judgetwi gets out of his 'leccy vehicle? He’s just had it painted Jewish Racing Gold. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 On 17/11/2022 at 18:15, Eddie said: I have a q4 etron I’ve no idea what the fuck you’re on about but I’ll swap you an unboxed Furbie and an unopened pack of Pokémon cards for it Eddie, if you throw in my fucking brake pads too. Final offer or I’m sending Fends round to your gaff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 On 17/11/2022 at 19:46, Eddie said: plugged the fucking thing in outside a supermarket You’re off you’re fucking trolley Ed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 On 18/11/2022 at 00:21, The Beast said: Our geriatric 2005 Honda accord tourer 2.4L has a DNR order on it. Mrs Beast is going to lease an electric Peugeot 208. We have waited over 6 months for the cunt to be delivered. I had a charger installed before 30th June deadline to avoid the compulsory smart meter, so at least the electricity will cost at the same KW/hr rate as my domestic use. I know someone will make me a third arsehole at some point with some shitty green tax or levy. My M4 is noisy as fuck and drinks petrol like Drew drinks cider, especially when I’m roaring past poor people with the window open and shouting ‘Cunts!’ at them. And I don’t even worry about the filth as it’s registered in the misuses name and I always dress up as her before I set off from home. I will miss her though when the law eventually catches up with her, but she’ll get no sympathy from me if she phones me from prison whining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 On 21/11/2022 at 13:30, Penny Farthing said: The newer straight diesels are alledged to be more enviro friendly than new hybrids. Shut up you fucking hybrid freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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