Meet Uncle Monty Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 With subtitles on Ceefax. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, Meet Uncle Monty said: With subtitles on Ceefax. What are you, some kind of cunt? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 21 minutes ago, Meet Uncle Monty said: With subtitles on Ceefax. Wanna buy a Christmas tree? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 I had to turn the volume down during the Brazil v Korea game as I just got sick of listening to this cunt wank on about how great the fucking lambada dancers are. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had to turn the volume down during the Brazil v Korea game as I just got sick of listening to this cunt wank on about how great the fucking lambada dancers are. Fawning jock prick that he is. I hope these showboating Brazilian tossers get kicked to fuck by the nazi Croats…I hate the cunts especially that Caramac Cunt, Neymar. Let’s see him sideline samba after his kneecaps are in row Z. I want him crippled to death. Pele’s a flaccid Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 The state of Brazils 2022 strip .. what the fuck is that ! To have a 1970 Riveleno top was the envy of every year 11 Umbro wanker and probably that bastarding PE teacher as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meet Uncle Monty Posted December 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 Quite, Sir. The sideshow has now become the actual fucking match. The selfish, mean-spirited bastards are lording it in front of purposely assembled crowds of Japanese Arabs, dancing mud-hutters, Maradona cardboard cutouts, all in the depths of winter with McMoist handed the job of describing it. What he really thinks of it - besides the blood money - will be a more gritty Glaswegian profanity no doubt. Industrial strength cunts they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 The fact that the Highland clearances failed to wipeout these bothy dwelling savages, remains a matter of deep regret to The Rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 Now we've got to suffer that Welsh half head cunt Hartson. Useless ginger cunt sounds like he's had half his brain removed.....oh wait! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 36 minutes ago, Neil said: Now we've got to suffer that Welsh half head cunt Hartson. Useless ginger cunt sounds like he's had half his brain removed.....oh wait! I'd rather listen to that fat, meat head Hartson than any of the female cunts Neil. Quite how they can sit there, thinking they can offer an opinion is beyond me. This is football at the highest level damn it and I'm expected to listen to Eniola Aluko, the fact you're most likely wanking away whilst watching said women makes it worse Neil. Who the fuck do you think you are? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meet Uncle Monty Posted December 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 It's not enough they offer up the women's game as prime time sport in a fucking heatwave. Oh no, those fuckers are all over the world cup. Mind you Hartson is about as butch as you can get with that neanderthal gait. The whispering is misleading. Very non-Welsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 44 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'd rather listen to that fat, meat head Hartson than any of the female cunts Neil. Quite how they can sit there, thinking they can offer an opinion is beyond me. This is football at the highest level damn it and I'm expected to listen to Eniola Aluko, the fact you're most likely wanking away whilst watching said women makes it worse Neil. Who the fuck do you think you are? The TV goes on to mute when any of these slags come on, Aluko? Is that the one that sounds like she narrates the Um Bongo advert? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 24 minutes ago, Neil said: The TV goes on to mute when any of these slags come on, Aluko? Is that the one that sounds like she narrates the Um Bongo advert? Considering that it usually takes the screeching of hysterical women to get your chode anywhere near a semi, I'm surprised that you're not slipping around on a self-made bukakke pool listening to those clueless whores. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Meet Uncle Monty said: It's not enough they offer up the women's game as prime time sport in a fucking heatwave. Oh no, those fuckers are all over the world cup. Mind you Hartson is about as butch as you can get with that neanderthal gait. The whispering is misleading. Very non-Welsh. I know it's your nomination and all that Monty, quite what you think gives you the right to come steaming in with an opinion is baffling, you should be quiet and wait to respond to somebody else's comment or question. You've only been here 5 minutes, who the fuck do think you are anyways? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: The TV goes on to mute when any of these slags come on, Aluko? Is that the one that sounds like she narrates the Um Bongo advert? Neil, what the fuck does that ex Arsenal cunt Ian Wright look like this evening? Fat gut, in some badly fitting Japanese Ninja style outfit. What a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'd rather listen to that fat, meat head Hartson than any of the female cunts Neil. Quite how they can sit there, thinking they can offer an opinion is beyond me. This is football at the highest level damn it and I'm expected to listen to Eniola Aluko, the fact you're most likely wanking away whilst watching said women makes it worse Neil. Who the fuck do you think you are? This unqualified skank was sat between Roy Keane and Souness, expressing her expertise. The utter look of disdain on their faces was hilarious. Fuck the BBC/ITV and fuck the World Cup. Anyway Bro…we both agreed, via family email, that once one of us topped the leaderboard we would fuck off for good…out of spite. Well, my old friend/nemesis, we’ve made it AGAIN! And so farewell… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 12 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: This unqualified skank was sat between Roy Keane and Souness, expressing her expertise. The utter look of disdain on their faces was hilarious. Fuck the BBC/ITV and fuck the World Cup. Anyway Bro…we both agreed, via family email, that once one of us topped the leaderboard we would fuck off for good…out of spite. Well, my old friend/nemesis, we’ve made it AGAIN! And so farewell… I've noticed you're performance and topping the leaderboard lately. Well done Old Chap, I'll be in Port Royal in the new year, pm me and we'll have lunch, we'll then pop over to Haiti for dinner and then off to Cuba for cigars and whoring. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 8 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I've noticed you're performance and topping the leaderboard lately. Well done Old Chap, I'll be in Port Royal in the new year, pm me and we'll have lunch, we'll then pop over to Haiti for dinner and then off to Cuba for cigars and whoring. The Xanadu.. (former Du Pont mansion, on the golf course for a cheeky sundowner, old friend)…do press on here…DC drops mike..🤷🏿 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Neil, what the fuck does that ex Arsenal cunt Ian Wright look like this evening? Fat gut, in some badly fitting Japanese Ninja style outfit. What a cunt. Hes a fucking disgrace, cuck cunt can fuck off to the wimmins game and get pegged for eternity 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 On 05/12/2022 at 20:55, Meet Uncle Monty said: With subtitles on Ceefax. Another lazy cunt who mentions a name and then says “discuss”. If you’ve got nothing to say about your nominee why should I? By the way Ceefax ended ten years ago you slackarse , bone idle freeloader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: Another lazy cunt who mentions a name and then says “discuss”. If you’ve got nothing to say about your nominee why should I? By the way Ceefax ended ten years ago you slackarse , bone idle freeloader. I have always liked you Judgiepoos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I have always liked you Judgiepoos Judge is not a man to be trifled with, blancmange, on occasion, but no trifle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 On 05/12/2022 at 23:25, camberwell gypsy said: I had to turn the volume down during the Brazil v Korea game as I just got sick of listening to this cunt wank on about how great the fucking lambada dancers are. Sue Barker seemed to find him entertaining. She was foaming at the gash every time he winked at her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 (edited) 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sue Barker seemed to find him entertaining. She was foaming at the gash every time he winked at her. I think you’ll find that Cliff Richard you silly cunt… However, I’ve just had the pleasure of listening to the ethnics get knocked out of World Cup on penalties. It was worth the shrieking bint on radio commentary. No more gay dance for the half breed cunts Edited December 10, 2022 by Mrs Roops 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think you’ll find that Cliff Richard you silly cunt… However, I’ve just had the pleasure of listening to the ethnics get knocked out of World Cup on penalties. It was worth the shrieking bint on radio commentary. No more gay dance for the half breed cunts Honestly, on Question Of Sport, the chemistry between her and Ally McCoist was blatant. Those two were fucking. No doubt about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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