Cunty BigBollox Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 What a cunt this must be after you've spunked your hard earned cash on the perfect presents for the little cunts and perhaps even treated the family to a Christmas getaway at somewhere like Centerparcs, and then the little fucker goes and has some medical episode or something so all that effort goes to waste. RIP. (Remember this is Cunts corner) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 20 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What a cunt this must be after you've spunked your hard earned cash on the perfect presents for the little cunts and perhaps even treated the family to a Christmas getaway at somewhere like Centerparcs, and then the little fucker goes and has some medical episode or something so all that effort goes to waste. RIP. (Remember this is Cunts corner) What a vile piece of shit you are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 Anyone unfamiliar with this website, perhaps visiting for the first time, might click on this link and see your tasteful Jim'll Fix It avatar and nom entitled 'kids that die on Xmas eve'. What is wrong with you? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 33 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What a cunt this must be after you've spunked your hard earned cash on the perfect presents for the little cunts and perhaps even treated the family to a Christmas getaway at somewhere like Centerparcs, and then the little fucker goes and has some medical episode or something so all that effort goes to waste. RIP. (Remember this is Cunts corner) Drew, I can imagine you sat in your own shit, ten cans of white cider down and grinning like a tramp who has just stumbled across a still lit dog end. No doubt you're gleefully rubbing your red, alcoholic hands together in anticipation of throwing some alt-right buzzwords about when people inevitably react angrily to your tasteless comment. But I'll tell you now, there's nothing sensationalist, edgy or dangerous about this shit, or even anything particularly offensive. Far from engineering any kind of outrage, your attention seeking antics without any kind of context or real world narrative only serves to demonstrate what a terminally unfunny dickhead you are. Eat shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 Fucks sake. What a fucking idiot I must be to think there wouldn't be a couple of snowflakes about on Christmas Eve. For the avoidance of doubt, that's you and Ape, Dickless 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 6 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fucks sake. What a fucking idiot I must be to think there wouldn't be a couple of snowflakes about on Christmas Eve. For the avoidance of doubt, that's you and Ape, Dickless I feel your pain. You should have read some of the letters I received from ‘The New Scientist’ magazine after I suggested a follow-up to ‘Why Don’t Penguin’s Feet Freeze?’. It was titled… ‘Do Babies Explode In Microwaves?’ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I feel your pain. You should have read some of the letters I received from ‘The New Scientist’ magazine after I suggested a follow-up to ‘Why Don’t Penguin’s Feet Freeze?’. It was titled… ‘Do Babies Explode In Microwaves?’ The BMJ Christmas Edition might well have submitted this for debate, Eric. My personal favourite was a research paper looking at the movement of teaspoons through a shared communal workspace kitchen. Using marked spoons, they extrapolated a city like Melbourne loses 18 million teaspoons per year. Rather more in Glasgow, I suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said: The BMJ Christmas Edition might well have submitted this for debate, Eric. My personal favourite was a research paper looking at the movement of teaspoons through a shared communal workspace kitchen. Using marked spoons, they extrapolated a city like Melbourne loses 18 million teaspoons per year. Rather more in Glasgow, I suspect. What a disgusting waste of steel. There are children in Africa who don’t have a Kalashnikov. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: No doubt you're gleefully rubbing your red, alcoholic hands together in anticipation of throwing some alt-right buzzwords about when people inevitably react angrily to your tasteless comment. 29 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fucks sake. What a fucking idiot I must be to think there wouldn't be a couple of snowflakes about on Christmas Eve. For the avoidance of doubt, that's you and Ape, Dickless Point proven, you thick fucking cunt, I can read you like a book. The next time you try to line up a punchline after some horrendously unfunny, totally transparent effort, make sure that I'm not logged on. That way you can pat yourself on the back and pretend that you're some sort of comedy genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I feel your pain. You should have read some of the letters I received from ‘The New Scientist’ magazine after I suggested a follow-up to ‘Why Don’t Penguin’s Feet Freeze?’. It was titled… ‘Do Babies Explode In Microwaves?’ Not on defrost 100w. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Not on defrost 100w. The French really will eat anything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Centerparcs Apparently the "incident" took place in a swimming pool. Do we know yet if the kid was black? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I feel your pain. You should have read some of the letters I received from ‘The New Scientist’ magazine after I suggested a follow-up to ‘Why Don’t Penguin’s Feet Freeze?’. It was titled… ‘Do Babies Explode In Microwaves?’ Funnily enough, I used to contribute occasionally to the Feedback column. New Scientist felt like slumming it, though, after Scientific American. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Apparently the "incident" took place in a swimming pool. Do we know yet if the kid was black? If they dried it in a microwave at 900w, yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 Was Barrymore anywhere nearby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, Neil said: Was Barrymore anywhere nearby? He was alright at the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 It was this years TV special 'Only Pools And Corpses' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Funnily enough, I used to contribute occasionally to the Feedback column. New Scientist felt like slumming it, though, after Scientific American. Have you ever hoarded etch-a-sketches for thermite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you ever hoarded etch-a-sketches for thermite? An 80:20 mixture of thermite and magnesium powder is quite entertaining. Sprinkle with barium or strontium for effect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: Point proven, you thick fucking cunt, I can read you like a book. The next time you try to line up a punchline after some horrendously unfunny, totally transparent effort, make sure that I'm not logged on. That way you can pat yourself on the back and pretend that you're some sort of comedy genius. It's best you don't log on ever again if you're offended so easily and I appreciate you're in charge of the stationery cupboard at work but I think you need reminding that you've got fuck-all administration rights on this website. Know your place, Webby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: An 80:20 mixture of thermite and magnesium powder is quite entertaining. Sprinkle with barium or strontium for effect. Magnesium powder mixed into napalm would be breathtaking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Magnesium powder mixed into napalm would be breathtaking. Just imagine that picture of the girl at My Lai, only with sparkles radiating in all directions. The Yanks missed a fucking trick there, all right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Just imagine that picture of the girl at My Lai, only with sparkles radiating in all directions. The Yanks missed a fucking trick there, all right. That was my thinking, almost exactly. Mobile screaming sparklers. I wonder if it could be marketed as ‘Afro-Sheen’.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 15 hours ago, Ape™️ said: What a vile piece of shit you are. Merry Christmas @Ape™️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 13 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's best you don't log on ever again if you're offended so easily and I appreciate you're in charge of the stationery cupboard at work but I think you need reminding that you've got fuck-all administration rights on this website. Know your place, Webby. It would appear that your stupidity knows no bounds. For the third and last time, I'm not offended by the subject of your post. I'm offended by the transparent attempt to bait and then accuse people of being sensitive, as if you were some sort of comedy genius too edgy for a site at the arse end of the internet. Can you fucking comprehend that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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