Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 Here's a Sue that's a proper cunt. The so called 'impartial civil servant' has become..... fucking partial in joining that fucking bender queer spunker and his Labour Bliar mark 2 faggots. That inbred fuck face Rees-Mogg is up in arms (and six fingers) about this, so it's not all bad, but still. What a fucking corrupt fucking cunt. A pox on her well used cunt. Here's a link in case you brain dead tossers don't know what I'm wittering on about. https://news.sky.com/story/sue-gray-labour-leader-sir-keir-starmer-appoints-partygate-investigator-as-new-chief-of-staff-12823569 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 So fucking what? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles from Dublin Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 10 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said: Here's a Sue that's a proper cunt. The so called 'impartial civil servant' has become..... fucking partial in joining that fucking bender queer spunker and his Labour Bliar mark 2 faggots. That inbred fuck face Rees-Mogg is up in arms (and six fingers) about this, so it's not all bad, but still. What a fucking corrupt fucking cunt. A pox on her well used cunt. Here's a link in case you brain dead tossers don't know what I'm wittering on about. https://news.sky.com/story/sue-gray-labour-leader-sir-keir-starmer-appoints-partygate-investigator-as-new-chief-of-staff-12823569 Do you use crack? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 10 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said: Here's a Sue that's . . . . . I'm wittering on about. You OK hun ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 11 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said: What a fucking corrupt fucking cunt. If I had a malfunctioning transporter with a glitch in its molecular imaging scanners I'd beam up Sue Gray and Vicky Pryce together and then set fire to the warped, twisted, gestalt abomination that resulted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If I had a malfunctioning transporter with a glitch in its molecular imaging scanners I'd beam up Sue Gray and Vicky Pryce together ‘Brundlecunt’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If I had a malfunctioning transporter with a glitch in its molecular imaging scanners I'd beam up Sue Gray and Vicky Pryce together and then set fire to the warped, twisted, gestalt abomination that resulted. Gray is at best painful on the eyes, while Pryce's face is such an abomination it looks as though it's taken the brunt of a horrific car accident, so fibbing to police on her husband's behalf to absorb the loss of points for speeding must have seemed more believable from the outset. What ever beast comes out of the malfunctioning machine would probably make a hungover, crab-pasted, bluebottle-alluring Tracey Emin without makeup appear fuckable by comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 12 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Gray is at best painful on the eyes, while Pryce's face is such an abomination it looks as though it's taken the brunt of a horrific car accident, so fibbing to police on her husband's behalf to absorb the loss of points for speeding must have seemed more believable to police from the outset. What ever beast comes out of the malfunctioning machine would probably make a hungover, crab-pasted, bluebottle-alluring Tracey Emin without makeup appear fuckable by comparison. I only ever thought of Tracey Emin as a life support system for a pair of tits. Other than that, she’s not really useful for anything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I only ever thought of Tracey Emin as a life support system for a pair of tits. Other than that, she’s not really useful for anything. She adds a bit of grunt to the term 'pig'. Her face is so painful to look at it's little wonder attention was generally focused on her knockers – though nowadays they're probably not far behind @Mrs Roops's on their relentless quest to reach the South Pole to retire. She (Emin) really is a strange creature; perhaps one can analogically describe her breasts as a couple of perfectly formed, organic dumplings among a cheap, shitty Wetherspoon's £6.99 Sunday "roast" defrosted by some spotty little student wanker on minimum wage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: She adds a bit of grunt to the term 'pig'. Her face is so painful to look at it's little wonder attention was generally focused on her knockers – though nowadays they're probably not far behind @Mrs Roops's on their relentless quest to reach the South Pole to retire. She (Emin) really is a strange creature; perhaps one can analogically describe her breasts as a couple of perfectly formed, organic dumplings among a cheap, shitty Wetherspoon's £6.99 Sunday "roast" defrosted by some spotty little student wanker on minimum wage. Fucking brilliant. I always thought her boatrace should be used on one of those F.A.S.T posters for strokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking brilliant. I always thought her boatrace should be used on one of those F.A.S.T posters for strokes. Tracey Emin is the reason most modern mirrors are made of plastic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 20 hours ago, Wolfie said: defrosted by some spotty little student wanker on minimum wage. What's the problem Wiffles, are your tips down this week? LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 On 03/03/2023 at 19:39, Wolfie said: She adds a bit of grunt to the term 'pig'. Her face is so painful to look at it's little wonder attention was generally focused on her knockers – though nowadays they're probably not far behind @Mrs Roops's on their relentless quest to reach the South Pole to retire. She (Emin) really is a strange creature; perhaps one can analogically describe her breasts as a couple of perfectly formed, organic dumplings among a cheap, shitty Wetherspoon's £6.99 Sunday "roast" defrosted by some spotty little student wanker on minimum wage. I remember watching an interview years ago, not having a clue who the fuck the hideous Cunt was, when she said that she believed her work had been mostly ignored by the art world because of her looks, which seemed perfectly plausible until she added that good looking women have always been treated that way. Strange fucking creature. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 Biggest lie I ever heard prior to Johnson’s smorgasbord was the Unmade Bed, which (witch?), according to her, was the state of it (referring to the bed, not her) following her multiple "conquests". Word has it, she hid the white sticks under it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 16 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: she hid the white sticks under it. Hopefully, the white sticks were negative pregnancy tests. One of her is more than enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hopefully, the white sticks were negative pregnancy tests. One of her is more than enough. If the ‘white sticks’ under her bed were scientifically proved to be the remains of Franks chop stick legs I would reconsider my previously stated unfavourable opinion of Ms Emin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 15 minutes ago, King Billy said: If the ‘white sticks’ under her bed were scientifically proved to be the remains of Franks chop stick legs I would reconsider my previously stated unfavourable opinion of Ms Emin. Adrienne Barbeau had the best ever natural tits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Adrienne Barbeau had the best ever natural tits. Snake Plissken missed a trick not getting his hands one those magnificent tittys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Adrienne Barbeau had the best ever natural tits. 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Snake Plissken missed a trick not getting his hands one those magnificent tittys I'll parry Barbeau's natural knockers with those belonging to the magnificent Lana Wood.. just imagine waking next to these with cold ears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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