Wolfie Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 I'm aware this nom creates something of a false virtue, especially from the perspective of a newbie I pulled up for not 'naming the cunts of the world'. It was however International Women's Day yesterday, so what better way to celebrate such a revered calendar event than by naming your favourite ever Bond Girl? Somewhat indirectly, therefore, I am indeed naming the cunts of the world. This person (or more) doesn't have to play a lead role, so it could be anyone from any film or era. Also, given all girls are aged 18 or over, even filthy little devient cunt @Carl Sway can't break the rules. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 So for me, it's the lovely Naomi, played by Caroline Munro (5 sec): An honourable mention to the delectable Ursula Andress of course, as well as Eva Green and Lana Wood, but who could possibly better this 80s scorcher from the rest of the list? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: So for me, it's the lovely Naomi, played by Caroline Munro (5 sec): An honourable mention to the delectable Ursula Andress of course, as well as Eva Green and Lana Wood, though for me, who could possibly better this 80s scorcher? I’ve allowed you to post freely over the past few months. Start a sentence with ‘So’ again and I’ll be onto you like a rat up a drainpipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Frank said: I’ve allowed you to post freely over the past few months. Start a sentence with ‘So’ again and I’ll be onto you like a rat up a drainpipe. So, I forgot to say punters can also name their favourite Bond male, from any film or era. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Without a doubt itd have to be the lovely Allison doody a dublin gal who at 57 is still a fine lookin ting and can be regularly found in the stags head pub of a weekend. UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Looking beyond the generic bikini fillers… Lois Maxwell. Naughty as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Maud Adams is a good shout, both the younger version (Man with the Golden Gun) and more milf version (Octopussy). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said: fine lookin ting Are you Jamaican Finnegan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 It has to be Jane Seymour, one of the most beautiful women to have ever lived in my opinion... She loved me, used to say 'Raas, I love you old chap. Here we are together, what a couple we made. https://images.app.goo.gl/fFFtsuXFNeSrAuN46 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 She hasn't aged well, but Maryam D'Abo playing the cello in "The Living Daylights" always gave me the, er, horn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: So, I forgot to say punters can also name their favourite Bond male, from any film or era. I reckon @Frank would go for Oddjob. Although if Frank didn't do as he was told, Oddjob would no doubt kick his arse Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It has to be Jane Seymour, one of the most beautiful women to have ever lived in my opinion... She loved me, used to say 'Raas, I love you old chap. Here we are together, what a couple we made. https://images.app.goo.gl/fFFtsuXFNeSrAuN46 I thought you'd be more into Grace Jones bongoman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: I thought you'd be more into Grace Jones bongoman. Sewer, I thought you'd be more into (real life bumder) Ben Whishaw who plays Q... You stupid fucking jizz obsessed spastic. Fuck off Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Are you Jamaican Finnegan? Who ya tink de jammys learned the lingo offa luckyman baby? UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 13 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Sewer, I thought you'd be more into (real life bumder) Ben Whishaw who plays Q... You stupid fucking jizz obsessed spastic. Fuck off Lol Never heard of her. Would you like to taste my DNA? It might help cure your sickle cell disease. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL......and so on. Eat shit fuck face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Just now, Sue R Pipe said: Never heard of her. Would you like to taste my DNA? It might help cure your sickle cell disease. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL......and so on. Eat shit fuck face. Yet another example of your rampant Bumderism, you are most definitely a bumder who thinks this is some sort of gay site. Why do you persist with this gay/jizz related shite? If you want to bum some bloke you could always wander down to your local public toilets and get some Aids (free of charge) so why bother the punters here with your unfunny gay innuendo? As for 'Fuck face', that's the kind of thing some unsure of himself, teenage, gamer wanker would say. Five LOL's? Anyone would think you're rattled old chap... Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 10 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Yet another example of your rampant Bumderism, you are most definitely a bumder who thinks this is some sort of gay site. Why do you persist with this gay/jizz related shite? If you want to bum some bloke you could always wander down to your local public toilets and get some Aids (free of charge) so why bother the punters here with your unfunny gay innuendo? As for 'Fuck face', that's the kind of thing some unsure of himself, teenage, gamer wanker would say. Five LOL's? Anyone would think you're rattled old chap... Lol. I was merely satirising punters obsession with lol'ing, you shit for brains sambo mong. Anyway, you haven't answered the question. My DNA - yay or nay thickster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 8 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: I was merely satirising punters obsession with lol'ing, you shit for brains sambo mong. Anyway, you haven't answered the question. My DNA - yay or nay thickster? Oh dear, you seem angry. Listen Sewer, it's fair to say your debut here hasn't got off to a great start has it? You clearly thought you could come steaming in with your oh so funny teenage shite and gain admiration didn't you? You fucking stupid cunt. What is this gay/jizz obsession all about then? Answer my question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Back to the topic... https://images.app.goo.gl/vV9NpWczyHjkxeed6 Jill St John, Diamonds are Forever. What I'd give to be that cassette or better still, the bikini bottom... https://images.app.goo.gl/TxpDoDikKbyi15Ks8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 4 hours ago, Frank said: I’ve allowed you to post freely over the past few months. Start a sentence with ‘So’ again and I’ll be onto you like a rat up a drainpipe. Reported for thread derailment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Sue R Pipe said: I was merely satirising punters obsession with lol'ing, you shit for brains sambo mong. Anyway, you haven't answered the question. My DNA - yay or nay thickster? Fuck off with the gay, spunk eating shit you fucking deviant faggot cunt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Most famous for playing the georgeous Emma Peel, it has to be Diana Rigg in On Her Majesty's Secret Service for me. I've fancied the arse off Emma Peel since I was nine or ten years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, Arnold said: Most famous for playing the georgeous Emma Peel, it has to be Diana Rigg in On Her Majesty's Secret Service for me. I've fancied the arse off Emma Peel since I was nine or ten years old. Did you manage to crack one off during her tenure on ‘Game Of Thrones’? A challenging wank, as @Neil would probably say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did you manage to crack one off during her tenure on ‘Game Of Thrones’? A challenging wank, as @Neil would probably say. I manged to crack one off over Julie Christie when she was in Troy. She would've been in her mid 60's by then. I wouldn’t say it was a challenging wank though, as I came hard (and heavily) over the bedsheets (I'd ran out of tissues) in approx 45 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 37 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: I manged to crack one off over Julie Christie when she was in Troy. She would've been in her mid 60's by then. I wouldn’t say it was a challenging wank though, as I came hard (and heavily) over the bedsheets (I'd ran out of tissues) in approx 45 seconds. I bet that you did "one" for Tula. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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