Jake The Muss Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 Well ain't this some comical shit, a doctor has confirmed contracting covid can shrink your penis permanently (not the injections). I guess Punky will end up with a fannie if he succombs to this, now shut the cunt up and trust the science. Fuck off. https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/doctor-confirms-contracting-covid-can-22735894 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 Sounds like a good thing, there have been one or two massive cocks on here lately. Or maybe that should be cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 Blimey, that cunts lost 1.5 inches... I've had Covid at least once and probably another time (without really noticing). I have to say I've noticed a reduction in the length of my schlong... It was 14 inches now only 10 inches. @Penny Farthing had Covid at least 4 times and still has a 27 incher. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 Now I know why I woke up a few weeks ago looking like this...🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 3 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Well ain't this some comical shit, a doctor has confirmed contracting covid can shrink your penis permanently (not the injections). I guess Punky will end up with a fannie if he succombs to this, now shut the cunt up and trust the science. Fuck off. https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/doctor-confirms-contracting-covid-can-22735894 I imagine this fucking absolute nonsense is the result of one of two things… 1) some underendowed attention seeking cunts have decided to use Covid as the reason they have button mushroom cocks. 2) Bill Gates has leaked a fake story ahead of launching his new sugar coated chalk pills, packaged as a penis enhancing miracle drug. I’m going with the second theory. Bill now knows that a quick tug at snowflake fear and insecurity will have them queuing up for his snake-oil like turkeys looking forward to Christmas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 Here's proof Diego Maradona contracted covid some 35 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Lucy said: Now I know why I woke up a few weeks ago looking like this...🤣 Shut up you cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 6 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Well ain't this some comical shit, a doctor has confirmed contracting covid can shrink your penis permanently (not the injections). I guess Punky will end up with a fannie if he succombs to this, now shut the cunt up and trust the science. Fuck off. https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/doctor-confirms-contracting-covid-can-22735894 Thankfully Pfizer have factories all over the world churning out little blue pills which everyone can take to remedy this awful condition. Thank fuck for Pfizer . They’re always there for us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 14, 2023 Report Share Posted March 14, 2023 22 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Well ain't this some comical shit, a doctor has confirmed contracting covid can shrink your penis permanently (not the injections). I guess Punky will end up with a fannie if he succombs to this, now shut the cunt up and trust the science. Fuck off. https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/doctor-confirms-contracting-covid-can-22735894 Was this bollocks based on a sample of one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 14, 2023 Report Share Posted March 14, 2023 On 13/03/2023 at 15:01, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @Penny Farthing had Covid at least 4 times and still has a 27 incher. Jealous much? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 On 13/03/2023 at 21:06, King Billy said: Thankfully Pfizer have factories all over the world churning out little blue pills which everyone can take to remedy this awful condition. Thank fuck for Pfizer . They’re always there for us. Pfizer, the evil that keeps giving. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 On 13/03/2023 at 16:58, Lucy said: Now I know why I woke up a few weeks ago looking like this...🤣 Do remember that you're not funny, you're just plain old stupid, don't grace this page again with your cringe banal half-witted babblings. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 18 hours ago, White Cunt said: Was this bollocks based on a sample of one? Probably, trust the science. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 4 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Do remember that you're not funny, you're just plain old stupid, don't grace this page again with your cringe banal half-witted babblings. Fuck off. Do remember, Jakob, I don't give a fuck for your opinion. Don't grace my reply with your cringey, banal, half-witted babblings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 6 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Probably, trust the science. Maybe mice were involved. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 3 hours ago, Lucy said: Do remember, Jakob, I don't give a fuck for your opinion. Don't grace my reply with your cringey, banal, half-witted babblings. Plagiarism Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 6 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Plagiarism Cunt. Do unto others...😇✝️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 6 hours ago, Lucy said: Do unto others...😇✝️ By rights then you should have a dozen dogs come round to your “scatman towers” hovel, and take turns backscuttling you to oblivion lol lol lol fuck off you bestial, turd sniffing shitcunt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: By rights then you should have a dozen dogs come round to your “scatman towers” hovel, and take turns backscuttling you to oblivion lol lol lol fuck off you bestial, turd sniffing shitcunt Love it Stubby, i owe you five likes for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 12 hours ago, White Cunt said: Maybe mice were involved. Thank you Slartibartfast 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 17, 2023 Report Share Posted March 17, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 00:09, Jake The Muss said: Love it Stubby, i owe you five likes for that. I'm sure he'll take a blow-job in lieu. Pucker-up big boy. 👄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 17, 2023 Report Share Posted March 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Lucy said: I'm sure he'll take a blow-job in lieu. Pucker-up big boy. 👄 Given the choice, I’d rather get sucked off by a bloke than the hideous and disgusting things you get up to with dogs and their shit. Perverted cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2023 3 hours ago, Lucy said: I'm sure he'll take a blow-job in lieu. Pucker-up big boy. 👄 The most hated cunt on here (you) puckers up with the most annoying smelly old tranny on here, misery loves company. Drown in dog shit, you fucking freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 17, 2023 Report Share Posted March 17, 2023 Just now, Jake The Muss said: The most hated cunt on here (you) puckers up with the most annoying smelly old tranny on here, misery loves company. Drown in dog shit, you fucking freak. Fuck me, what a horrible thought. If Dr Doggy Dirt has any influence on Pen, the local canine population has going to have to get used to ‘her’ below the knee dangler instead of his shite stained angry inch lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 17, 2023 Report Share Posted March 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Given the choice, I’d rather get sucked off by a bloke You’ve spelled ‘love to’ wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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