Guest Tommy Tankful Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is she still shacked up with that pseudo cockney twat Guy Ritchie? Divorced I think, there was a big custody fight over their little brat, but Maddona lost and had to keep him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 4 minutes ago, Tommy Tankful said: The funny thing is she's likely surrounded by sycophants who tell her she's gorgeous after pumping fuck knows what into her face. Which only encourages her unique self harming even more. If only her lackeys would tell her she'd look good with a toaster in the bath. Can I just say toaster and bath don't work. My mate tried it during her depression and all she got was an orgasm, singed pubes and a Ken Dodd hairstyle. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tommy Tankful Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Can I just say toaster and bath don't work. My mate tried it during her depression and all she got was an orgasm, singed pubes and a Ken Dodd hairstyle. Sounds good, I'll give it a go tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Can I just say toaster and bath don't work. My mate tried it during her depression and all she got was an orgasm, singed pubes and a Ken Dodd hairstyle. Are you this was a suicide attempt and not just an embarrassing choice of cheap Chinese masturbatory aid hastily covered up? Because the toaster doesn't have to be anywhere near your genitals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Are you this was a suicide attempt and not just an embarrassing choice of cheap Chinese masturbatory aid hastily covered up? Because the toaster doesn't have to be anywhere near your genitals. Dunno but it gave me a fucking good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Finally decided enough was enough today. One can only watch scared, dying Russian conscripts blown apart by drone dropped grenades so many times before it becomes frightfully dull. They barely even wriggle any more. The Chinks now have a suitably weakened and humbled outcast neighbour to suck their little yellow cocks and sell their womenfolk for the privilege for the next century or so, the West has unfalteringly declared smug, nipple rubbing, outrage at every opportunity whilst slyly building up the NATO picket fence a few more feet across the chavvy neighbour's garden. Ukraine, bless 'em, finally got to play the hero for a bit, but maybe it's time for a nice little bit of occupation and quiet insurgency? The Americans can all pretend to be them in the next fifty years and fund the cause through "Ukrainian" pub donation jars. It's all getting a bit @King Billy vs. @Mrs Roops at the moment, only, for some unfathomable reason, we're actually being told to give a shit and pay for their meals. I guess the sinking of the Moskva was alright and the ridiculously long train of tanks the Ruskies drove into the meat grinder at the beginning was hilarious, but neither side are bothering to hold my interest any more. I have a sneaking suspicion the entire thing has been written by JJ Abrams. Apologies to @Snowy for subconsciously nicking his brilliant @Mrs Roops, @King Billy comparison. All likes gained by its use please divert to: https://www.cuntscorner.com/forums/topic/69366-meme-culture-and-war-a-binmans-perspective/#comment-521988 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Tommy Tankful said: They don't call me Silver Tounge Tommy for nowt. Quincy used to say ‘tounge’. @Stubby Pecker, another hopeful? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tommy Tankful Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Quincy used to say ‘tounge’. @Stubby Pecker, another hopeful? That's the correct spelling of tongue, you chavvy Essex door opening scum. Drink bleach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 9 minutes ago, Tommy Tankful said: That's the correct spelling of tongue, you chavvy Essex door opening scum. Drink bleach Hiya Pete/Gurt, you filthy subterranean worm snuffler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tommy Tankful Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Hiya Pete/Gurt, you filthy subterranean worm snuffler. Aha ha, pick in mix watching, lonely 3am posting fuckwit. How's you cat? I hope it's dead wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Tommy Tankful said: Aha ha, pick in mix watching, lonely 3am posting fuckwit. How's you cat? I hope it's dead wanker. JSP. Still too fucking stupid to not reveal himself within five minutes of me logging in. Derrrrrr…. How are your lawyer and estate agent chums? You fucking stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tommy Tankful Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: JSP. Still too fucking stupid to not reveal himself within five minutes of me logging in. Derrrrrr…. How are your lawyer and estate agent chums? You fucking stupid fucking cunt. Dunno who you think I am, you fucking dirty failure at life. But I'm not interested in sucking you off, something I'm sure you offer to all the customers at your grotty little nightclub. Kill yourself. Scum. 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 Just now, Tommy Tankful said: Dunno who you think I am, you fucking dirty failure at life. But I'm not interested in sucking you off, something I'm sure you offer to all the customers at your grotty little nightclub. Kill yourself. Scum. 🙂 Water blaster. 3500psi. Vroom vroom wheeeeeee!! Gayboy hairdresser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tommy Tankful Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Water blaster. 3500psi. Vroom vroom wheeeeeee!! Gayboy hairdresser. Hahaha ffs sake. There's a whole topic now dedicated to you and the council jobsworth cunt. Your fame is spreading wide and far you fucking unless scum cunt. Have a nice day wanker. Don't forget the bleach🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, Tommy Tankful said: Hahaha ffs sake. There's a whole topic now dedicated to you and the council jobsworth cunt. Your fame is spreading wide and far you fucking unless scum cunt. Have a nice day wanker. Don't forget the bleach🙂 Do you still post on that ‘Banging Tunes’ website? The one where you chat to ‘younger people’… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tommy Tankful Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you still post on that ‘Banging Tunes’ website? The one where you chat to ‘younger people’… Is that the one with the poster whole identity you stole? Hahahaha, fucking plagiarising, nothing to do with you're life cunt. A pity you never caught covid and died a painful death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 11 minutes ago, Tommy Tankful said: Is that the one with the poster whole identity you stole? Hahahaha, fucking plagiarising, nothing to do with you're life cunt. A pity you never caught covid and died a painful death. It appears that you're now the only poster over there, have you scared the youngsters off with unsolicited PMs about investment opportunities in Nicky Clarke knock off gear? https://bangingtunes.freeforums.net/thread/2699/eric-cuntman?page=1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: It appears that you're now the only poster over there, have you scared the youngsters off with unsolicited PMs about investment opportunities in Nicky Clarke knock off gear? https://bangingtunes.freeforums.net/thread/2699/eric-cuntman?page=1 I wonder if he’s still using my likeness and nomenclature. I’d forgotten about my bedsit and your mum’s elderberry problem. What a genuinely weird little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 12 hours ago, Roadkill said: The Ukrainian/Russian woman thing is interesting. Like you say, top class when they're in their 20s and 30s, but the moment they hit the far side of 40 90% seem to go full Babushka and take an instant liking to headscarves and living in shacks surrounded by rusty corrugated metal fences. They don't die sooner, they're just old for a much longer time. Maybe it's the radiation? The first signs of those women’ premature aging are the Moonraker teeth. You know it’s all downhill from there on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Quincy used to say ‘tounge’. @Stubby Pecker, another hopeful? Highly unlikely. The fat yellow tie wearing cunt must be dead from all the booze and class A it shovelled/hoovered into its gob/nose Besides, he's too fucking thick to come back using the new ID and would surely revel in a glorious return. Move on brother, I have. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 On 16/04/2023 at 14:41, Guest Tommy Tankful said: Correct young grasshopper. Can we all take a moment to thank JSP for his recent visit back to the corner? Before he was overwhelmed by the understandable urge to destroy @Eric Cuntman and @Decimus he seemed an OK bloke. I think it was just what the place needed to get the ball rolling again and hope he won't hesitate to find a way around the block mechanism again... Great stuff JSP/Tommy! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 30 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Can we all take a moment to thank JSP for his recent visit back to the corner? Before he was overwhelmed by the understandable urge to destroy @Eric Cuntman and @Decimus he seemed an OK bloke. I think it was just what the place needed to get the ball rolling again and hope he won't hesitate to find a way around the block mechanism again... Great stuff JSP/Tommy! I agree. He’s like a remote controlled meltdown truck. You just push a few familiar controls and it starts repeatedly crashing into the nearest wall and then explodes in a cascade of nonce accusations. Brilliant entertainment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I agree. He’s like a remote controlled meltdown truck. You just push a few familiar controls and it starts repeatedly crashing into the nearest wall and then explodes in a cascade of nonce accusations. Brilliant entertainment. My Little Lawsuit™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 40 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Can we all take a moment to thank JSP for his recent visit back to the corner? Before he was overwhelmed by the understandable urge to destroy @Eric Cuntman and @Decimus he seemed an OK bloke. I think it was just what the place needed to get the ball rolling again and hope he won't hesitate to find a way around the block mechanism again... Great stuff JSP/Tommy! I want Ding back to put the icing on the cake, although I'd probably be banned within ten minutes of his return. Fuck it, it would be worth it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: Can we all take a moment to thank JSP for his recent visit back to the corner? Before he was overwhelmed by the understandable urge to destroy @Eric Cuntman and @Decimus he seemed an OK bloke. I think it was just what the place needed to get the ball rolling again and hope he won't hesitate to find a way around the block mechanism again... Great stuff JSP/Tommy! Where’s my credit this time around for initiating the said meltdown, Killa…you tobacco chewing miscreant. I got him in one stab. You owe me one of those ‘likely’ things too…proper shit-stirrer you are Bonny-lad. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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