Dyslexic cnut Posted May 19, 2023 Report Share Posted May 19, 2023 I never wake up elated anymore, or pull the curtains back and see hope. I hate every cunt and even our dog if he inadvertently forces me to marginally mis-step en route to the kitchen for coffee. I no longer have any tolerance for anything. Everything is toxic from the level of political debate to the reporting of the state of the nation here. Is it soshall meedja (which I’m not on apart from this rathole) or is it an actual global malaise? I’m starting to loathe everyone and even called a dark Cunt, who I was convinced was following me in the mid-day sun a ‘Cunt’ but it turned out to be my own shadow. I used to get relief when I slept but now I dream about cunts that I hate and then I wake up and there’s the inconveniently positioned dog. Mrs Cnut made a simple request the other day which has made me think about my demeanour. ‘’Good morning’ or even ‘ok?’ would be some nice words out of your mouth, first thing…’Cunt’ ‘get fucked’ or ‘fuck off you four-legged twat’ not so much. Can you adjust, somewhat?’ I honestly don’t think I can nor do I feel I have the necessary depth of spirit to acknowledge my own mental flaws…so I’m blaming you cunts and this place. Fuck off, drink bleach lol…etc. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 19, 2023 Report Share Posted May 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I never wake up elated anymore, or pull the curtains back and see hope. I hate every cunt and even our dog if he inadvertently forces me to marginally mis-step en route to the kitchen for coffee. I no longer have any tolerance for anything. Everything is toxic from the level of political debate to the reporting of the state of the nation here. Is it soshall meedja (which I’m not on apart from this rathole) or is it an actual global malaise? I’m starting to loathe everyone and even called a dark Cunt, who I was convinced was following me in the mid-day sun a ‘Cunt’ but it turned out to be my own shadow. I used to get relief when I slept but now I dream about cunts that I hate and then I wake up and there’s the inconveniently positioned dog. Mrs Cnut made a simple request the other day which has made me think about my demeanour. ‘’Good morning’ or even ‘ok?’ would be some nice words out of your mouth, first thing…’Cunt’ ‘get fucked’ or ‘fuck off you four-legged twat’ not so much. Can you adjust, somewhat?’ I honestly don’t think I can nor do I feel I have the necessary depth of spirit to acknowledge my own mental flaws…so I’m blaming you cunts and this place. Fuck off, drink bleach lol…etc. Fucking hell DC. It’s probably not the answer to your problems but If it makes you feel any better at all don’t worry about me. I’m absolutely fine, never felt better mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 20, 2023 Report Share Posted May 20, 2023 17 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I never wake up elated anymore, or pull the curtains back and see hope. Please, do us all a favour, KILL YOURSELF, you know it'll make sense in the long run. Seriously, it's the only solution, and while you're at it, take a few of your friends, I'm sure Wiffles and Dickless will be good company in the afterlife, and even if they're not, nobody will miss the cunts. Win, win 😁 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 20, 2023 Report Share Posted May 20, 2023 I am like @Ape™️ and I wake up full of beans every morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 20, 2023 Report Share Posted May 20, 2023 7 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I am like @Ape™️ and I wake up full of beans every morning. Well, your colostomy bag does. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 20, 2023 Report Share Posted May 20, 2023 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well, your colostomy bag does. Very, very cruel and harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 20, 2023 Report Share Posted May 20, 2023 23 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I never wake up elated anymore, or pull the curtains back and see hope. I hate every cunt and even our dog if he inadvertently forces me to marginally mis-step en route to the kitchen for coffee. I no longer have any tolerance for anything. Everything is toxic from the level of political debate to the reporting of the state of the nation here. Is it soshall meedja (which I’m not on apart from this rathole) or is it an actual global malaise? I’m starting to loathe everyone and even called a dark Cunt, who I was convinced was following me in the mid-day sun a ‘Cunt’ but it turned out to be my own shadow. I used to get relief when I slept but now I dream about cunts that I hate and then I wake up and there’s the inconveniently positioned dog. Mrs Cnut made a simple request the other day which has made me think about my demeanour. ‘’Good morning’ or even ‘ok?’ would be some nice words out of your mouth, first thing…’Cunt’ ‘get fucked’ or ‘fuck off you four-legged twat’ not so much. Can you adjust, somewhat?’ I honestly don’t think I can nor do I feel I have the necessary depth of spirit to acknowledge my own mental flaws…so I’m blaming you cunts and this place. Fuck off, drink bleach lol…etc. Like attracts like, DC. You are at the right place. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 20, 2023 Report Share Posted May 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: I am like @Ape™️ and I wake up full of beans every morning. ‘Beans mean Trans’. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 20, 2023 Report Share Posted May 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Very, very cruel and harsh. Shut your Bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 20, 2023 Report Share Posted May 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I am like @Ape™️ and I wake up full of beans every morning. No, you are nothing whatsoever like @Ape™️ , you stupid old witch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 21, 2023 Report Share Posted May 21, 2023 8 hours ago, Ape™️ said: No, you are nothing whatsoever like @Ape™️ , you stupid old witch. I am your double. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 21, 2023 Report Share Posted May 21, 2023 15 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I am like @Ape™️ and I wake up full of beans every morning. Who’s beans, probably Eddies, he’ll put his tiny pecker anywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted May 21, 2023 Report Share Posted May 21, 2023 On 19/05/2023 at 22:27, Dyslexic cnut said: I never wake up elated anymore, or pull the curtains back and see hope. I hate every cunt and even our dog if he inadvertently forces me to marginally mis-step en route to the kitchen for coffee. I no longer have any tolerance for anything. Everything is toxic from the level of political debate to the reporting of the state of the nation here. Is it soshall meedja (which I’m not on apart from this rathole) or is it an actual global malaise? I’m starting to loathe everyone and even called a dark Cunt, who I was convinced was following me in the mid-day sun a ‘Cunt’ but it turned out to be my own shadow. I used to get relief when I slept but now I dream about cunts that I hate and then I wake up and there’s the inconveniently positioned dog. Mrs Cnut made a simple request the other day which has made me think about my demeanour. ‘’Good morning’ or even ‘ok?’ would be some nice words out of your mouth, first thing…’Cunt’ ‘get fucked’ or ‘fuck off you four-legged twat’ not so much. Can you adjust, somewhat?’ I honestly don’t think I can nor do I feel I have the necessary depth of spirit to acknowledge my own mental flaws…so I’m blaming you cunts and this place. Fuck off, drink bleach lol…etc. I hate cunts who drink coffee at breakfast. Hope you trip over your fucking dog tomorrow. Having said that, I feel exactly the same DC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Arnold said: I hate cunts who drink coffee at breakfast. Hope you trip over your fucking dog tomorrow. Having said that, I feel exactly the same DC. Who mentioned ‘breakfast?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 21, 2023 Report Share Posted May 21, 2023 Such a miserable cunt. Pointless, useless, rubbish all round, very low quality. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2023 32 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Such a miserable cunt. Pointless, useless, rubbish all round, very low quality. Over to you then, ‘big’ fella. I’m sure the members can’t wait for your first masterpiece. Pervy little deviant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 21, 2023 Report Share Posted May 21, 2023 13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Over to you then, ‘big’ fella. I’m sure the members can’t wait for your first masterpiece. Pervy little deviant. Low hanging fruit that's been done to death. Go for Sid and be fucking damned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 7 hours ago, Decimus said: Low hanging fruit that's been done to death. Go for Sid and be fucking damned. No. You need to get with the programme. Week 3 is the block-button silent routine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 On 20/05/2023 at 23:10, Ape™️ said: No, you are nothing whatsoever like @Ape™️ , you stupid old witch. I beg to differ, one is just a big bell-end and the other is just............... Fuck off you boring cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I beg to differ, one is just a big bell-end and the other is just............... Fuck off you boring cunt. Another example of your unique brand of utterly humourless dog shit. Any more hilarious disabled toilet gems you’d like to share, idiot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 The usual two suspects. Cry me a river, bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 2 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: The usual two suspects. Cry me a river, bitches. Timberlake. Jammy little cunt. Got to shag Britney before she went doolally. Guaranteed he at least fingered Christina Aguilera too. He won’t admit it though. What happens at Disney Club, stays at Disney Club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Timberlake. Jammy little cunt. Got to shag Britney before she went doolally. Guaranteed he at least fingered Christina Aguilera too. He won’t admit it though. What happens at Disney Club, stays at Disney Club. You’re working my corner. Knock it off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Timberlake. Jammy little cunt. Got to shag Britney before she went doolally. Guaranteed he at least fingered Christina Aguilera too. He won’t admit it though. What happens at Disney Club, stays at Disney Club. Classic track though derek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 8 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Classic track though derek. Not too familiar with the pop career, apart from that one. He’s an accomplished all rounder though. A very good actor. Music was his stopgap, he was an actor filling in time with a second choice profession. Same as Jennifer Lopez. She’s a much better actress than she was a teeny bopper with a nice arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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