Carl Sway Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 He gets carried away somewhat, considering the website is supposed to be a bit of fun. Watch what he does now, the gimp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Carl Sway said: He gets carried away somewhat, considering the website is supposed to be a bit of fun. Watch what he does now, the gimp. Why do you fancy women who look like pre-teen girls? Why do you talk like a 12 year old boy from 2001 whenever you're connected to the internet? Are these two things related as we all suspect? Answer the fucking questions, you deviant little midget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: Why do you fancy women who look like pre-teen girls? Why do you talk like a 12 year old boy from 2001 whenever you're connected to the internet? Are these two things related as we all suspect? Answer the fucking questions, you deviant little midget. I like to think you tip over furniture every time you reach this point, Decs. In a room with a swinging 40watt bulb and rusty metal shade. You'll get to the bottom of this one way or another and find the scumbag who killed your partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: Why do you fancy women who look like pre-teen girls? Why do you talk like a 12 year old boy from 2001 whenever you're connected to the internet? Are these two things related as we all suspect? Answer the fucking questions, you deviant little midget. Low hanging fruit? Funny as fuck and salient, but it should be beneath you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I like to think you tip over furniture every time you reach this point, Decs. In a room with a swinging 40watt bulb and rusty metal shade. You'll get to the bottom of this one way or another and find the scumbag who killed your partner. So it’s true then. Mrs D was that tasty Lancastrian swimmy bird? Well fuck me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Why do you fancy women who look like pre-teen girls? Why do you talk like a 12 year old boy from 2001 whenever you're connected to the internet? Are these two things related as we all suspect? Answer the fucking questions, you deviant little midget. Sailing close to the wind, Decs. Cease and desist 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Why do you fancy women who look like pre-teen girls? Why do you talk like a 12 year old boy from 2001 whenever you're connected to the internet? Are these two things related as we all suspect? Answer the fucking questions, you deviant little midget. I don’t want to hear one more peep out of you this weekend. Understood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 23 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Sailing close to the wind, Decs. Cease and desist In the "Morning Cloud" no doubt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Sailing close to the wind, Decs. Cease and desist Understood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 40 minutes ago, Frank said: I don’t want to hear one more peep out of you this weekend. Understood? Eat shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 Another tantrum throwing fool is on the rampage I see. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 46 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Another tantrum throwing fool is on the rampage I see. He's not very good on his own is he? A bit lost without a soggy-biscuit to suck on. Still, don't worry. No doubt he'll be back later to set up a new minor-league past-life memory circle-jerk, to kill yet another interesting and entertaining thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Eat shit. Do you know whether the swallowtails are flyig at Strumpshaw Fen yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Frank said: I don’t want to hear one more peep out of you this weekend. Understood? Lauderdale Tower, preteen in cupboard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Sailing close to the wind, Decs. Cease and desist .......breathing, you stupid cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Shitpipe Sid said: He's not very good on his own is he? A bit lost without a soggy-biscuit to suck on. Still, don't worry. No doubt he'll be back later to set up a new minor-league past-life memory circle-jerk, to kill yet another interesting and entertaining thread. So, not one of your’s then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Another tantrum throwing fool is on the rampage I see. Feeling emboldened? You have Pen in your corner now so are you plotting a full scale assault on the LB? The place needs shaking up a bit so I’m looking forward to you both changing this place for the better. ‘Sway-to-go’…there you go, a campaign slogan. Over to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: So, not one of your’s then? Biscuit pimp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Shitpipe Sid said: He's not very good on his own is he? A bit lost without a soggy-biscuit to suck on. Still, don't worry. No doubt he'll be back later to set up a new minor-league past-life memory circle-jerk, to kill yet another interesting and entertaining thread. Sid, you may have noticed that your name didn't appear on my list in The Open Corner. Reason being that despite receiving a heavy beating as part of your initiation phase, you wisely ignored most of the jibes and continued doing your own thing. I'll offer you a bit of friendly advice. Many outcasts have fallen into the trap of allying themselves to the site's detritus because they're not accepted by anyone else. It never ends well. Keep your humongous fucking beak out of this and continue as per the plan. Failure to do so would be inadvisable. Final warning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: Sid, you may have noticed that your name didn't appear on my list in The Open Corner. Reason being that despite receiving a heavy beating as part of your initiation phase, you wisely ignored most of the jibes and continued doing your own thing. I'll offer you a bit of friendly advice. Many outcasts have fallen into the trap of allying themselves to the site's detritus because they're not accepted by anyone else. It never ends well. Keep your humongous fucking beak out of this and continue as per the plan. Failure to do so would be inadvisable. Final warning. He's not very good on his own is he? A bit lost without a soggy-biscuit to suck on. Still, don't worry. No doubt he'll be back later to set up a new minor-league past-life memory circle-jerk, to kill yet another interesting and entertaining thread. There, is that better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 24 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: Biscuit pimp There’s a few nasty cunts eyeing you up, very closely, Shitto. You’ve not built a credible support base either. Mind your fucking step…the ball’s in your court. Now…fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 Ha ha, rage hard, little toys out of the pram bitch that you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: There’s a few nasty cunts eyeing you up, very closely, Shitto. You’ve not built a credible support base either. Mind your fucking step…the ball’s in your court. Now…fuck off. A credible support-base? Do you think I'm making a fucking Cheesecake with the biscuit-crumbs from your last group jerk-session? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 41 minutes ago, Dick Fiddler said: Great to see you're not taking this too seriously. Gormless fucktard. He’s been here before and now a newbie has just kicked his vulva in. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 49 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: A credible support-base? Do you think I'm making a fucking Cheesecake with the biscuit-crumbs from your last group jerk-session? I’d be more concerned by the fact that @Dick Fiddler, who’s just rocked up here, has, in two words, got your measure. You’re fucked Shitto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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