Mike Hunt Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 Honestly, why do grown adults behave like infantile cunts while they're waiting for an instant replay? We all know football's a poofter's game, but I've yet to see any rainbow laced fags in the crowd at Brighton do the same fucking thing when it goes to VAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 30 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Honestly, why do grown adults behave like infantile cunts while they're waiting for an instant replay? We all know football's a poofter's game, but I've yet to see any rainbow laced fags in the crowd at Brighton do the same fucking thing when it goes to VAR. Because in Brighton, VAR stands for ‘vigorous anal rummaging’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Because in Brighton, VAR stands for ‘vigorous anal rummaging’. 'Vaginas aren't Rousing' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 'Vaginas aren't Rousing' Or understanding the offside rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 51 minutes ago, and said: vegan arse rimmers Violent Arse Ramming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Violent Arse Ramming What about cricket abbreviations? Licking Bellends Willingly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What about cricket abbreviations? Licking Bellends Willingly Likes Black Willies 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 5, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What about cricket abbreviations? Licking Bellends Willingly Load of boring wankers 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 2 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Honestly, why do grown adults behave like infantile cunts while they're waiting for an instant replay? We all know football's a poofter's game, but I've yet to see any rainbow laced fags in the crowd at Brighton do the same fucking thing when it goes to VAR. Like Boxing and other combat sports, Tennis also has that Gladiator feel to it, a small area surrounded by Tarquin and Jemima types getting excited... Clapping the Hawkeye relieves the crowd's blood thirst, they secretly want the players to beat the other to death with racket's and balls, before the victor turning on the Umpire. What a load of twisted, strawberry and cream scoffing toff cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 1 minute ago, Mike Hunt said: Load of bloody wankers You’ve inadvertently hit upon a subject that’s bothered me for a while. The Hawkeye system is also used in snooker as an analytical tool for Virgo & Taylor to sod around with, and as a visual guide for referees during ball replacement scenarios etc’. The problem is, the referee can call up an exact picture of the table and ball position, but still has to keep checking and adjusting with his/her eyes. Why not mark the centre of the cue ball with the camera grid before the shot is taken, then project a laser dot onto the exact position if it needs to be replaced afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You’ve inadvertently hit upon a subject that’s bothered me for a while. The Hawkeye system is also used in snooker as an analytical tool for Virgo & Taylor to sod around with, and as a visual guide for referees during ball replacement scenarios etc’. The problem is, the referee can call up an exact picture of the table and ball position, but still has to keep checking and adjusting with his/her eyes. Why not mark the centre of the cue ball with the camera grid before the shot is taken, then project a laser dot onto the exact position if it needs to be replaced afterwards. What if the laser burned a hole in the baize? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 19 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What if the laser burned a hole in the baize? Oh yeah. I thought they could have used one of the 450 or so types of laser that produce light with no heat… but no, they would probably end up using one of the very rare and expensive types of laser that burns through everything like a fucking Death Star! Silly me! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 52 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh yeah. I thought they could have used one of the 450 or so types of laser that produce light with no heat… but no, they would probably end up using one of the very rare and expensive types of laser that burns through everything like a fucking Death Star! Silly me! An easy mistake - the laser they’d select would undoubtedly burn through the baize, the slate, the foundations of the building and ultimately the planet. All this, just so you can be sure a fucking snooker ball is put back in precisely the right fucking place? Seriously? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 19 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: An easy mistake - the laser they’d select would undoubtedly burn through the baize, the slate, the foundations of the building and ultimately the planet. All this, just so you can be sure a fucking snooker ball is put back in precisely the right fucking place? Seriously? Seemed like a good idea at the time. Didn’t think it through. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 26 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: An easy mistake - the laser they’d select would undoubtedly burn through the baize, the slate, the foundations of the building and ultimately the planet. All this, just so you can be sure a fucking snooker ball is put back in precisely the right fucking place? Seriously? How about using tracer rounds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 57 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: An easy mistake - the laser they’d select would undoubtedly burn through the baize, the slate, the foundations of the building and ultimately the planet. All this, just so you can be sure a fucking snooker ball is put back in precisely the right fucking place? Seriously? @Frank and his dad are usually on the front row…🤷🏼 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What about cricket abbreviations? Licking Bellends Willingly Howzat shit got all over my stump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 8 hours ago, King Billy said: Howzat shit got all over my stump? No way to bowl a maiden over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 To be honest if they are enjoying the game I do not see any problem with this so called "hawkeye" hand clapping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 25 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: To be honest if they are enjoying the game I do not see any problem with this so called "hawkeye" hand clapping. They're inconsiderate cunts who don't think of the millions of licence payers who have to put up with their silly game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 21 hours ago, Ape™️ said: What if the laser burned a hole in the baize? It used to be Alex Higgins' ciggies that did that. The sloshy irish cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It used to be Alex Higgins' ciggies that did that. The sloshy irish cunt. Reardon with with his vampire hex vision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Reardon with with his vampire hex vision. Remember that beer ad he was in in the 80s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Remember that beer ad he was in in the 80s? Vaguely. But not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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