Decimus Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Neil said: Wild Boar Ragu tonight all washed down with a nice Chianti,Caio fuck face Hoops and potato waffles, more like. No wonder that fat old cunt Carluccio tried to stab himself to death, he probably peered through the window of your Tuscan villa and caught a glimpse of you slaving over a packet of microwave pasta whilst wearing nothing but a Kiss Me Quick apron. Jesus Christ. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: About sums it @Wolfie. I hope Mrs N pops it in the microwave for 10 minutes, and pours it over the fat cunts head. Wild boar?. Fat bore more like. Stay off my side, you slimy, sycophantic Francophile snake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ve PM’d you Mrs Cnut’s number. Have them hook up and then fuck off together. I’d rather be lumbered with @Mike Hunt’s tart, frankly. You really wouldn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Stay off my side, you slimy, sycophantic Francophile snake. Le ouch… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Hoops and potato waffles, more like. No wonder that fat old cunt Carluccio tried to stab himself to death, he probably peered through the window of your Tuscan villa and caught a glimpse of you slaving over a packet of microwave pasta whilst wearing nothing but a Kiss Me Quick apron. Jesus Christ. Tinned ravioli with Cathedral City grated on it is better than the proper Italian shit anyway. They don’t put proper tomato sauce on it and pour cooking oil on it instead. They don’t even cook it ‘til it’s soft. Dirty fucking Super Mario cunts. My grandad said they were all shitty arsed cowards in the war too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tinned ravioli with Cathedral City grated on it is better than the proper Italian shit anyway. They don’t put proper tomato sauce on it and pour cooking oil on it instead. They don’t even cook it ‘til it’s soft. Dirty fucking Super Mario cunts. My grandad said they were all shitty arsed cowards in the war too. To be honest, Eric, I had plenty of 'authentic' Italian food on the Amalfi coast, and I thought that it was mainly, watery, bland shite. The cunts up north in the boot don't even put any garlic in their Bolognese ragu, and if you tell them you usually eat it with dried spaghetti instead fresh egg pasta they start doing that dago, hand waving shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: To be honest, Eric, I had plenty of 'authentic' Italian food on the Amalfi coast, and I thought that it was mainly, watery, bland shite. The cunts up north in the boot don't even put any garlic in their Bolognese ragu, and if you tell them you usually eat it with dried spaghetti instead fresh egg pasta they start doing that dago, hand waving shite. The Amalfi coast? Package holiday,football shirt wearing,brown sauce demanding English cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: To be honest, Eric, I had plenty of 'authentic' Italian food on the Amalfi coast, and I thought that it was mainly, watery, bland shite. The cunts up north in the boot don't even put any garlic in their Bolognese ragu, and if you tell them you usually eat it with dried spaghetti instead fresh egg pasta they start doing that dago, hand waving shite. It’s total bullshit. Actual restaurants with ‘chefs’ for pizza! What the fuck is pizza when you think about it, cheese on fucking toast with some diced leftovers sprinkled on it. And the next time I hear some cunt describe themselves as ‘a Barista’, I’m going to implode. They work in a fucking cafe, they stir hot drinks. They actually have a recognised qualification for it. It’s like calling binmen ‘environmental technicians’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 3 minutes ago, Neil said: The Amalfi coast? Package holiday,football shirt wearing,brown sauce demanding English cunt Stop trying to be cosmopolitan and enlightened Neil. We heard you speaking to Frank’s dog and we all know you’re an overgrown, 18-30s veteran English yob with the social graces of a sexually agitated bonobo. Just order some proper English food like chicken jalfrezi. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It’s total bullshit. Actual restaurants with ‘chefs’ for pizza! What the fuck is pizza when you think about it, cheese on fucking toast with some diced leftovers sprinkled on it. And the next time I hear some cunt describe themselves as ‘a Barista’, I’m going to implode. They work in a fucking cafe, they stir hot drinks. They actually have a recognised qualification for it. It’s like calling binmen ‘environmental technicians’. Making a good pizza is a fine art. The same with coffee. Surely you're not that fucking ignorant? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 Just now, Frank said: Making a good pizza is a fine art. The same with coffee. Surely you're not that fucking ignorant? I am. But I’m still right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 8 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I’ll fucking tell you what I miss about that fucking cunt! Fuck all! FUCK ALL! That’s what I miss about that fucking cunt! Fucking hell Ape. What’s happened to make you so angry? Don’t take offence, but have you checked your bald patch today for signs of high powered laser burns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 11 minutes ago, Neil said: The Amalfi coast? Package holiday,football shirt wearing,brown sauce demanding English cunt It would be a fair point well made, Neil, if it wasn't for the fact that the only reason I was there was because I was best man at a wedding. I was hardly going to tell my friend of 25 years to go fuck himself because Neil from Cunts fucking Corner thinks he's Anthony Bourdain. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It’s like calling binmen ‘environmental technicians’. Eddie Yeats would be spinning in his dustcart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 Positano is about as Italian as my left bollock and that's been in a jar at N&N for the last 15 years,it probably tastes the same as a so called Domino's pizza at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 17 minutes ago, Neil said: Package holiday,football shirt wearing,brown sauce demanding English cunt It's as though you've seen a reflection of yourself in the local Domino's shitter, Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Eddie Yeats would be spinning in his dustcart. He was a window cleaner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I am. But I’m still right. Conspiracy theorist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was a window cleaner True, but when he went to Uni, bought a string vest and changed his name to Onslow, he put all that behind him and never looked back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 15 minutes ago, Frank said: Making a good pizza is a fine art. The same with coffee. Surely you're not that fucking ignorant? So is ‘making a cunt of yourself.’ Which you you appear to have mastered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: It would be a fair point well made, Neil, if it wasn't for the fact that the only reason I was there was because I was best man at a wedding. I was hardly going to tell my friend of 25 years to go fuck himself because Neil from Cunts fucking Corner thinks he's Anthony Bourdain. Neil would do well to do a Bourdain. @Neil hang yourself you fucking pig. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: So is ‘making a cunt of yourself.’ Which you you appear to have mastered. You what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was a window cleaner George Formby cleaned windows and his old man emptied bins. Fucking celebrities getting me all confused again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 3 minutes ago, Frank said: You what? You you know what I meaninged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 30, 2023 Report Share Posted August 30, 2023 On 29/08/2023 at 21:38, King Billy said: True, but when he went to Uni, bought a string vest and changed his name to Onslow, he put all that behind him and never looked back. Bill, don't get me wrong, I absolutely can't stand the orange, art of the deal yet simultaneously, absolutely fucking terrible businessman and human being that is Trump. I'm also not overly fond on the GOP or any of its front runners for the upcoming presidential election. But I can't help but notice that the totally unbiased and politically non-aligned BBfuckingC has just posted this on their ministry of propaganda/website: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66665682 I've seen dozens of videos of Sleepy Joe showcasing what can only be described as classic care home, nappy wetting, 'Where the fuck am I?' behaviour, but have yet to see aunty make any sort of reference to it. I mark you right on the MSM liberal-washing anything negative about the so called progressives. Although that doesn't mean I think the world would be a better place with a pussy-grabbing, narcissistic septuagenarian in charge of the biggest economy and military force on the planet, I can clearly see your points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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