Jake The Muss Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 A japanese man has spent 2 million yen to fulfil his childhood dysphoria and become Lassie but he eats fake dog food and doesn't want anyone who is close to him to know about this for fear of judgement. Something tells me that his bizarre fantasy will take a turn for the worse when some XL Bully or Mastiff or some other powerful breed takes him from behind and turns his ass in to a blood orange (hopefully). What's more worrying are the thicko's in the video encouraging this mental derailment. Welcome to the world of identiy politics, please leave the brains you were born with at the door and don't forget to flush your common sense down the shitter, now how about a poodle costume...Mmm..i wonder who would buy that ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA4UhxfTwVk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zfo_Oyz1vQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 It's currently around £600 to fly return from Heathrow to Japan. Travelling from Golders Green @Zev, I guess you'd therefore wish to know the price of the costume prior to your intended flight, as it may be more cost-effective to purchase a pooch-suit online (though you might be at the mercy of a tight fit or baggy sheepdog, lol!). Would you opt for the classic collie costume, or perhaps a more realistic German shepherd? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 41 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: A japanese man has spent 2 million yen to fulfil his childhood dysphoria and become Lassie but he eats fake dog food and doesn't want anyone who is close to him to know about this for fear of judgement. Something tells me that his bizarre fantasy will take a turn for the worse when some XL Bully or Mastiff or some other powerful breed takes him from behind and turns his ass in to a blood orange (hopefully). What's more worrying are the thicko's in the video encouraging this mental derailment. Welcome to the world of identiy politics, please leave the brains you were born with at the door and don't forget to flush your common sense down the shitter, now how about a poodle costume...Mmm..i wonder who would buy that ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA4UhxfTwVk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zfo_Oyz1vQ What the actual fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 36 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It's currently around £600 to fly return from Heathrow to Japan. Travelling from Golders Green @Zev, I guess you'd therefore wish to know the price of the costume prior to your intended flight, as it may be more cost-effective to purchase a pooch-suit online (though you might be at the mercy of a tight fit or baggy sheepdog, lol!). Would you opt for the classic collie costume, or perhaps a more realistic German shepherd? He's already on the plane lol. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 Sorry, I misheard you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 7, 2023 Report Share Posted August 7, 2023 On 05/08/2023 at 19:08, Decimus said: He's already on the plane lol. Cockajew 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 7, 2023 Report Share Posted August 7, 2023 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cockajew I don't know where some of you are coming from on this .. there is an old man who identifies as King Charles The Third .. wait a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 7, 2023 Report Share Posted August 7, 2023 On 05/08/2023 at 19:23, Mike Hunt said: Sorry, I misheard you. WTF, it's a bit early for the Notting Hill Carnival, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 7, 2023 Report Share Posted August 7, 2023 14 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I don't know where some of you are coming from on this .. there is an old man who identifies as King Charles The Third .. wait a minute. Hang yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 14, 2023 Report Share Posted August 14, 2023 On 07/08/2023 at 10:26, Penny Farthing said: I don't know where some of you are coming from on this .. there is an old man who identifies as King Charles The Third .. wait a minute. So far as these things go, he is, at least a proper king, not an imaginary one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 14, 2023 Report Share Posted August 14, 2023 10 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: So far as these things go, he is, at least a proper king, not an imaginary one. Such as someone who identifies as a long dead immigrant from Holland who proclaimed himself King of England? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 14, 2023 Report Share Posted August 14, 2023 12 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Such as someone who identifies as a long dead immigrant from Holland who proclaimed himself King of England? What are you currently identifying as? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 14, 2023 Report Share Posted August 14, 2023 I loved that show One Man and His Dog. A bit sexist though. Bring it back bring it back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 20, 2023 Report Share Posted August 20, 2023 On 07/08/2023 at 10:26, Penny Farthing said: I don't know where some of you are coming from on this .. there is an old man who identifies as King Charles The Third .. wait a minute. There's only one King (two if you count Elvis) and that's the Yin to the ginger slags Yan, the publisher of the Walter Mitty Concise Encyclopedia, KingBilly. And his teeth have got more heavy metals than the crown on his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 20, 2023 Report Share Posted August 20, 2023 On 14/08/2023 at 22:09, King Billy said: What are you currently identifying as? You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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