and Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 Why do gender deviants want everything their own way (or both ways, if they buy a return ticket) Is the Trans-Siberian Railway for communists who don't know which way the wind is blowing? And, more to the point, isn't it about time that 'Mad Vlad' Putin addressed this problem, instead of needlessly fucking about in the Ukraine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 Great nom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 Pen will be along shortly as this nom. contains two of their favourite subjects beginning with the letter 'T'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Zev said: Why do gender deviants want everything their own way (or both ways, if they buy a return ticket) Is the Trans-Siberian Railway for communists who don't know which way the wind is blowing? And, more to the point, isn't it about time that 'Mad Vlad' Putin addressed this problem, instead of needlessly fucking about in the Ukraine? I'm sick of you and Pen flooding the board with shite like this. Any cunt with even a little bit of self awareness would notice the lack of likes and/or the lack of comments and shut the fuck up. Your attempts at humour are as bad as you topic ideas and I can only come to the conclusion you're both trying to kill this website. What a parasitic pair of utter cunts you both are. I can only hope @Penny Farthing takes offence at this (as the resident transbumder ticket inspector) and takes a load of Viagra and beats you to death with his massive schlong. Stupid pair of freak cunts. Fuck right off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 13, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 42 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'm sick of you and Pen flooding the board Oh, too bad. I'm sick of you and your self-congratulatory boys club flooding the site with your macho, posturing, braggadocio. So now we're equal, Chappers (except, I'm not a complete cunt) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 3 hours ago, Zev said: Why do gender deviants want everything their own way (or both ways, if they buy a return ticket) Is the Trans-Siberian Railway for communists who don't know which way the wind is blowing? And, more to the point, isn't it about time that 'Mad Vlad' Putin addressed this problem, instead of needlessly fucking about in the Ukraine? That's a fuckng beautiful train. Europe still has a fucking rail system unlike fucking Britain with it's corner shop mentality towards public services. There are some great once-in-a-lifetime rail journeys in Europe and beyond many of which use trains that are fit for the future and beyond anything available in UK in terms of speed, comfort and of course affordable prices. On a separate note... and this is really desperate (how much fuckng engineering is left in this country?) Alstom Rail coach building is likely to go into administration and lay offs due to long delays over HS2. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 I saw Sir Nigel Gresley the other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: That's a fuckng beautiful train. Europe still has a fucking rail system unlike fucking Britain with it's corner shop mentality towards public services. There are some great once-in-a-lifetime rail journeys in Europe and beyond many of which use trains that are fit for the future and beyond anything available in UK in terms of speed, comfort and of course affordable prices. On a separate note... and this is really desperate (how much fuckng engineering is left in this country?) Alstom Rail coach building is likely to go into administration and lay offs due to long delays over HS2. Fucking hell, you remind of some insecure twat in a pub... Shouting 'Fucking this, fucking that' in some stupid attempt to sound like 'one of the lads'. You stupid fucking cunt. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 37 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I saw Sir Nigel Gresley the other day. I saw Nigel Pegram who played Eric in Robert's Robots the other day. I went up to him and said in a deep voice "I like it Mr Sommerbey, I like it". He told me to fuck off. Obviously not a nostalgia man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 19 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Fucking hell, you remind of some insecure twat in a pub... Shouting 'Fucking this, fucking that' in some stupid attempt to sound like 'one of the lads'. You stupid fucking cunt. Lol. I can be better, I'm willing to learn. Give me another chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 18 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I can be better, I'm willing to learn. Give me another chance. Harold, you'll have to forgive my harsh words (I've recently quit smoking). You need to know that I've only ever wanted what's best for you 'on ere' and sadly at the moment that is killing yourself. You're clearly not a thick cunt but appear void of humour and character... I'll be closely monitoring your progress over the next few weeks and I hope you can sort yourself out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 48 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Fucking hell, you remind of some insecure twat in a pub... Shouting 'Fucking this, fucking that' in some stupid attempt to sound like 'one of the lads'. You stupid fucking cunt. Lol. Are you sure you’re not describing TalkBollox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 30 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I can be better, I'm willing to learn. Give me another chance. Can you fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'm sick of you and Pen flooding the board with shite like this. Any cunt with even a little bit of self awareness would notice the lack of likes and/or the lack of comments and shut the fuck up. Your attempts at humour are as bad as you topic ideas and I can only come to the conclusion you're both trying to kill this website. What a parasitic pair of utter cunts you both are. I can only hope @Penny Farthing takes offence at this (as the resident transbumder ticket inspector) and takes a load of Viagra and beats you to death with his massive schlong. Stupid pair of freak cunts. Fuck right off. And I'm sick of you. Period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: And I'm sick of you. Period. It's the quitting smoking, Withers. It's been a nightmare and although I may have the odd spliff now and again, I'm never going back to regular smoking. Give it a week and I'll be back to the Raas you know and love. Bear with me old chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's the quitting smoking, Withers. It's been a nightmare and although I may have the odd spliff now and again, I'm never going back to regular smoking. Give it a week and I'll be back to the Raas you know and love. Bear with me old chap. I’m quitting tomorrow. Snag is, the wife keeps bringing my favourite fags back from her overseas work sojourns and they cost very little. My chest’s a mess these days and I can’t work out of she does it for love, cheapness or blind hatred. I’ve set my alarm clock for 5am tomorrow so that I can empty my overnight lung phlegm on her naked back. Thoughts, Raas? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 6 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Are you sure you’re not describing TalkBollox? It would actually describe renowned piss head Big Bollock quite accurately. I've noticed he's been making even more of cunt of himself recently. He's no doubt celebrating being mortgage free and the high interest rate he's getting on his Coutts account. He's loaded apparently, yet openly admits to using Cherry Coke as a mixer. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It would actually describe renowned piss head Big Bollock quite accurately. I've noticed he's been making even more of cunt of himself recently. He's no doubt celebrating being mortgage free and the high interest rate he's getting on his Coutts account. He's loaded apparently, yet openly admits to using Cherry Coke as a mixer. Lol. Cunt’s on the LB courtesy of the usual thalidomides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m quitting tomorrow. Snag is, the wife keeps bringing my favourite fags back from her overseas work sojourns and they cost very little. My chest’s a mess these days and I can’t work out of she does it for love, cheapness or blind hatred. I’ve set my alarm clock for 5am tomorrow so that I can empty my overnight lung phlegm on her naked back. Thoughts, Raas? Have you got good life insurance package DC? She could be playing the waiting game, killing you slowly over time. I'd check her paperwork and see if she taken out any extra policies recently and forged your signature etc. I've never been a big cigarette smoker to be honest (especially with the current price of 20 Embassy) more of a social (when pissed or getting pissed) smoker. It's was the hash and old school weed that had me by the balls to be honest. I quit a couple of times when younger but this time was not easy at all. After my disgraceful bender the other day and getting older, I've decided to make some positive changes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Cunt’s on the LB courtesy of the usual thalidomides. The stupid cunt is no doubt on his 9th can of Tennent's at the moment celebrating that as well. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Have you got good life insurance package DC? She could be playing the waiting game, killing you slowly over time. I'd check her paperwork and see if she taken out any extra policies recently and forged your signature etc. I've never been a big cigarette smoker to be honest (especially with the current price of 20 Embassy) more of a social (when pissed or getting pissed) smoker. It's was the hash and old school weed that had me by the balls to be honest. I quit a couple of times when younger but this time was not easy at all. After my disgraceful bender the other day and getting older, I've decided to make some positive changes. I hope that she does kill me. I’m potless and that is going to be quite a surprise to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Have you got good life insurance package DC? She could be playing the waiting game, killing you slowly over time. I'd check her paperwork and see if she taken out any extra policies recently and forged your signature etc. I've never been a big cigarette smoker to be honest (especially with the current price of 20 Embassy) more of a social (when pissed or getting pissed) smoker. It's was the hash and old school weed that had me by the balls to be honest. I quit a couple of times when younger but this time was not easy at all. After my disgraceful bender the other day and getting older, I've decided to make some positive changes. I said I'd quit everything but the booze by the time I'm 40, so I've got a few years of debauchery left in me. When it comes to smoking I only have about five or six a day, and my doctor said that in the grand scheme of things that's absolutely fuck all. Saying that though, he also thought a bottle of wine only had five units of alcohol in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: I said I'd quit everything but the booze by the time I'm 40, so I've got a few years of debauchery left in me. When it comes to smoking I only have about five or six a day, and my doctor said that in the grand scheme of things that's absolutely fuck all. Saying that though, he also thought a bottle of wine only had five units of alcohol in it. I'm 45 fairly soon Decs and had no intention of quitting anything, I actually ended up increasing certain things lol. It's shit getting older, in a lot of ways but for me there came a point where I knew the partying had to stop. What worked for me was getting absolutely fucking wasted over three days, to the point of shocking myself. I had a bad hangover/comedown and around a week of wanting kill someone due to the nicotine, THC withdrawal symptoms. I'm still gonna have a drink now and again though (and a few cheeky liveners) when I want otherwise life would become too boring. You have to live, but try to live sensibly most of the time on my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 13, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Any cunt with even a little bit of self awareness would notice the lack of likes and/or the lack of comments and shut the fuck up. You see, Chappers, people like me have to work that much harder to get their 'likes'. I have to actually make a nomination. You, on the other hand, get a 'like' for posting 'Shut up you cunt' or some other bollocks, more than likely involving dog shit and/or big cocks. Quite simply, the bar seems to be set so much lower (understandably so) for people like you. BTW, we've discussed the 'likes' situation before. The conclusion was, I don't give a fuck. Hope that helps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 4 minutes ago, Zev said: BTW, we've discussed the 'likes' situation before. The conclusion was, I don't give a fuck. Hope that helps. Yes, of course you don't. I mean, taking a screenshot of your one time leaderboard appearance really shows you don't give a fuck doesn't it? Lol. Take the rest of the year off you daft cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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