Eric Cuntman Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 59 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Eric, I might pop into his pub up the road from me (Bertie Blossoms on Portobello road) soon. Would you like me to pass on a message to Ed? Tell him I’m glad he’s dead and hope to see him soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tell him I’m glad he’s dead and hope to see him soon. It's the kind of place I can imagine @Frank hanging around in, wearing his best clothes and trying to make his cocktail last an hour... Sat there (on his own) desperately hoping Ed Sheeran walks in so he can give him his latest demo on CD. What a sad fucking wanker he is, I want him dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 3 hours ago, ZEV said: Most music ain't what it used to be, it's definitely fuckin' worse, and has been going steadily downhill since the late 1990's. Well fuck, right out of the box after I read this came this wailing whinnowing pile of Irish shit: Unconditional by Picture This The only fucking picture I have in my mind is a 500v 🎤 come cattle stun gun shuved up the arse of this fucking infantile crying baby. How this fucking shit sells don't ask me - I suppose the dressed in black from head to foot little wankers lap it up like cream off their mummy's tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don’t get me wrong, I love ELO too. In a cliched way. Like in the same way I listen to shit like ZZ Top and Motley Crue when I’m driving. Until a long, empty stretch of twisty country road appears before me, then ‘Danger Zone’ from Top-Gun starts playing inside my head and I turn into an overexcited 12 year old with a death wish and a stiffy. Listen to Unconditional by Picture This and you know where the scrapings are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Are we talking Jeff lynn or David lammy ? I know who I'd rather give 1500 quid to appear at an impromptu gathering with a decent pa system. To listen to those estuary English dulcit tones reminding me just how terrible it is to be anything but Caucasian in the UK would be like a summer zephyr caressing a field of tall green wheat . I'm not following your drift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 58 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's the kind of place I can imagine @Frank hanging around in, wearing his best clothes and trying to make his cocktail last an hour... Sat there (on his own) desperately hoping Ed Sheeran walks in so he can give him his latest demo on CD. What a sad fucking wanker he is, I want him dead. I thought you were talking about black Eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 2 hours ago, ZEV said: That's @Wolfie and @Decimus to a T. Watcha Mr Shitfreak. If I stand back from my Mac's screen by about 2-3ft, and purposefully 'unfocus' my eyes while keeping your latest avatar in surrounding view, it looks like a dog's arsehole, R-Soles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 3 hours ago, Frank said: Come off it EC. You’ve got to be the most nonmusical, tuneless, toe-tapping old-timer I’ve ever known. Stupid cunt. And what the fuck do you know about music, you 'Dad's Greatest Driving Hits', air guitar playing, Genesis loving, old fucking bastard? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Decimus said: And what the fuck do you know about music, you "Dad's Greatest Driving Hits", air guitar playing, Genesis loving, old fucking bastard? Simply Red. That said it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 11 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Watcha Mr Shitfreak. If I stand back from my Mac's screen by about 2-3ft, and purposefully 'unfocus' my eyes while keeping your latest avatar in surrounding view, it looks like a dog's arsehole, R-Soles. I just did that with yours and it looked like Kevin Rowland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Simply Red. That said it all. 'Holding back the queers.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Decimus said: 'Holding back the queers.' Just the thought of Catherine Zeta Jones getting scuttled by Mick Hucknall is horrifying. The fact that it actually happened outside of his imagination is clear evidence that she’s very mentally ill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 4 hours ago, Decimus said: 'Holding back the queers.' Keep your full stops outside the quotation marks, please. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 5 hours ago, Frank said: Keep your full stops outside the quotation marks, please. Idiot. Keep your mindless fucking drivel outside of the boards, please. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 5 hours ago, Frank said: Keep your full stops outside the quotation marks, please. Idiot. Wrong…cunt. He has used a complete, stand-alone sentence. Up your fucking game, you’re now being monitored. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Wrong…cunt. He has used a complete, stand-alone sentence. Up your fucking game, you’re now being monitored. Do you have any more inside information re the Lucy Letby case? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 59 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Wrong…cunt. He has used a complete, stand-alone sentence. Up your fucking game, you’re now being monitored. I was going to point this out myself, but every time I disabuse the interminable bore of his delusions of grammatical superiority, fucking Cuntybaws pops up with an obscure Oxfordian exception to the rule. Prepare your arsehole for a lecture on the correct use of punctuation that pertains to an 18th century treatise on crustaceans and is only utilised by half-dead, emeritus professors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I just did that with yours and it looked like Kevin Rowland. Spot on... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 47 minutes ago, Decimus said: I was going to point this out myself, but every time I disabuse the interminable bore of his delusions of grammatical superiority, fucking Cuntybaws pops up with an obscure Oxfordian exception to the rule. Prepare your arsehole for a lecture on the correct use of punctuation that pertains to an 18th century treatise on crustaceans and is only utilised by half-dead, emeritus professors. Backtracking bore. @Dyslexic cnut you’re wrong. Look it up again 😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Do you have any more inside information re the Lucy Letby case? Extensive and ongoing enquiries into multiple other offences as stated. During her medical examination it was revealed she has a surrogate cock the size of a baby’s arm. They’re unsure where she acquired it. Any ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 37 minutes ago, Frank said: Backtracking bore. @Dyslexic cnut you’re wrong. Look it up again 😉 You’re ‘wrong’ and not just grammatically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 15 hours ago, Frank said: Come off it EC. You’ve got to be the most nonmusical, tuneless, toe-tapping old-timer I’ve ever known. Stupid cunt. Frank, you're been very abusive of late. Please desist, it's beneath you. I'm off to a wedding in the Alsace tomorrow. What to wear? I've p.m'd you for some tips. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I'm off to a wedding in the Alsace tomorrow. What to wear? I've p.m'd you for some tips. Your dads old Gestapo uniform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 On 02/11/2023 at 12:31, Eric Cuntman said: Your dads old Gestapo uniform. Too late, Wolfie and Decimus got the last ones from the fancy dress shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 31 minutes ago, ZEV said: Too late, Wolfie and Decimus got the last ones from the fancy dress shop. Both characters are based on Werhmacht officers, not Gestapo. Now that you've illustrated this particular subject, don't you think the current Israeli invasion of Gaza shares more than a few similarities with the way Nazis treated those in the Warsaw Ghetto in WW2? What do you think about the fact approximately 80% of Palestinians have never supported Hamas? What about Israeli forces bombing lorries carrying essential drinking water, food, medical equipment and fuel to the run hospital generators, knowing thousands of innocents will die as a result? Come on, your current avatar in the shape of a defiant Star of David, shared with the Israeli flag, speaks volumes about your opinion. Let's hear it, Mr Shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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