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1 hour ago, ZEV said:

♪♫♪ Just a rough guess, but I'd say music isn't one of you pleasures, is it? ♫♪♫

Of course - me taking the piss out of your infantile and slightly disturbing post is clear evidence that I have no interest in music. It’s so obvious when you think about it.

Prick.

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7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Of course - me taking the piss out of your infantile and slightly disturbing post is clear evidence that I have no interest in music. It’s so obvious when you think about it.

Prick.

Forget this shit. You are aware that Frank made an observation about your missus, and now he and the offensive post have been deleted. I rushed to her defense, and still Roops deleted it. There is no justice anymore.

How is she, still working in the school kitchen?

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1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

Forget this shit. You are aware that Frank made an observation about your missus, and now he and the offensive post have been deleted. I rushed to her defense, and still Roops deleted it. There is no justice anymore.

How is she, still working in the school kitchen?

I can’t decide who I fucking detest more out of you and your master. Suffice it to say I think you’re both trolling pieces of shit. 

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19 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Do you have any plans for this weekend?

Whatever he does, It won't involve anything remotely cultural or intellectually stimulating, it probably will involve large quantities of drugs and alcohol to numb the pain of being an absolute cunt, devoid of all humour or joyous feelings 😒

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6 minutes ago, ZEV said:

Whatever he does, It won't involve anything remotely cultural or intellectually stimulating, it probably will involve large quantities of drugs and alcohol to numb the pain of being an absolute cunt, devoid of all humour or joyous feelings 😒

Weren't you calling @Decimus and I lightweights a while ago? Making out you are the man when it comes wild, drug and alcohol fuelled partying. What are your plans tonight then, Zev? 

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2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Weren't you calling @Decimus and I lightweights a while ago? Making out you are the man when it comes wild, drug and alcohol fuelled partying. What are your plans tonight then, Zev? 

Good afternoon, Windrush.

Did I mention you in that post?

I don't think I insinuated that I was ever involved in any illegal pharmaceutical activities. As I recall it was a dig at the crowing fantasist, Dickless, spouting off that he was going to get hammered over the Bank Holiday weekend because his wife and kids had fucked-off to her mother's, or something like that. He did nothing of the sort, he sat at home with a bottle of cheap wine and amused (probably pleasured) himself by perusing Porn Hub.

Since you ask, how I intend to spend my weekend, is no concern of yours. but I'll give you a clue, it won't involve crowing about my fictional drink and drug intake.

Happy now, cunt?

 

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On 24/11/2023 at 16:30, Ape™️ said:

Of course - me taking the piss out of your infantile and slightly disturbing post is clear evidence that I have no interest in music. It’s so obvious when you think about it.

Prick.

You lying fuckin' cunt...

 

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On 24/11/2023 at 16:42, Witheredscrote said:

Forget this shit. You are aware that Frank made an observation about your missus, and now he and the offensive post have been deleted. I rushed to her defense, and still Roops deleted it. There is no justice anymore.

How is she, still working in the school kitchen?

Keep your goose shit stained nose out of it you spawn of Wehrmacht jizz 

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On 24/11/2023 at 19:06, Penny Farthing said:

Do you have any plans for this weekend?

Do you have any plans for your (hopefully very soon) funeral? Will it be a full ceremonial BR send off? And will your only surviving sister be travelling from California to attend?

Fuck off.

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49 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I’m guess “she” won’t be spending it with her kids

lol lol

She/he/it won’t be spending much time with its sisters either unless it trips over it’s huge cock and drops one of the urns on the carpet, then has to get the dustpan and brush out to sweep her up and chuck her in the ashtray.

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21 minutes ago, King Billy said:

She/he/it won’t be spending much time with its sisters either unless it trips over it’s huge cock and drops one of the urns on the carpet, then has to get the dustpan and brush out to sweep her up and chuck her in the ashtray.

Lol

Lets hope this Xmas will be pens last

Send her a free Norway spruce laced with bad covid. PM me, I know it’s address

 

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8 hours ago, ZEV said:

Good afternoon, Windrush.

Did I mention you in that post?

I don't think I insinuated that I was ever involved in any illegal pharmaceutical activities. As I recall it was a dig at the crowing fantasist, Dickless, spouting off that he was going to get hammered over the Bank Holiday weekend because his wife and kids had fucked-off to her mother's, or something like that. He did nothing of the sort, he sat at home with a bottle of cheap wine and amused (probably pleasured) himself by perusing Porn Hub.

Since you ask, how I intend to spend my weekend, is no concern of yours. but I'll give you a clue, it won't involve crowing about my fictional drink and drug intake.

Happy now, cunt?

 

Here you are, practicing your best sweet dog impression before sneaking into your elderly neighbours garden to try and seduce their Poodle whilst they have an afternoon nap. 

You sick fucking pervert. Fuck right off. 

 

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On 26/11/2023 at 00:00, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Here you are, practicing your best sweet dog impression before sneaking into your elderly neighbours garden to try and seduce their Poodle whilst they have an afternoon nap. 

You sick fucking pervert. Fuck right off. 

 

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That can't be me, Windrush, he's not had the snip, and you knew that, seeing as you were on your diseased knees taking a big cheesy mouthful.

👄🩹💦

LOL

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59 minutes ago, ZEV said:

That can't be me, Windrush, he's not had the snip, and you knew that, seeing as you were on your diseased knees taking a big cheesy mouthful.

👄🩹💦

LOL

Yet more bumder references, I was going to ask if you're gay, Zev then I remembered your Billingsgate market girlfriend (lol) so I didn't bother asking. 

 

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On 22/11/2023 at 22:15, Eric Cuntman said:

Nope. My sister was into them during her goth/weird phase. That’s the only reason I recognised the album picture. 
 I quite liked ‘The Cult’. ‘She Sells Sanctuary’ and ‘C’mon Li’l Devil’ still get played when I’m driving sometimes.

I bet you've got one of those 'Dad's greatest driving hits' CDs that are always advertised around Father's Day on tv haven't you? lol

I do quite like the Cult though.Good band.

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