Last Cunt Standing Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Corner stalwarts will appreciate I am somewhat hampered in my appreciation of this story given my distance, but from what I am reading elsewhere, Barton appears to have had some sort of stroke. All very well and good for blokes in the pub or even on certain websites to bemoan the rise of squeaky females in football punditry and sports coverage generally, and his point is not entirely baseless, but for someone in the media to do it, he’s got to be mad, high, or subject to a bet with parties unknown that he can’t become the Andrew Tate of sports journalism. One of the Garys (Neville) has already weighed in in defence of the ladies, and it surely can’t be long before St Gary of Linekershire puts down his sack of Walkers and steps up for the sisterhood. So my question for those back in the UK; what’s going on with Barton and how long has he got before he’s carted off to the asylum, or Talksport, which is much the same thing. What a prick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Who the fuck is this? How about a link? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 A scouser with a name like Joey who has done well without the use of firearms and drug dealing or other known criminality has to be an inspiration to other scousers. NOT A CUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 27 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: A scouser with a name like Joey who has done well without the use of firearms and drug dealing or other known criminality has to be an inspiration to other scousers. NOT A CUNT. What do you mean by "done well"? Is he famous for something? If so, what the fuck does he do? Why is he famous(ish)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 23 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: What do you mean by "done well"? Is he famous for something? If so, what the fuck does he do? Why is he famous(ish)? He appears to have made a lot of money and is well known for some reason .. is it to do with football/shagging or both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 26 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: What do you mean by "done well"? Is he famous for something? If so, what the fuck does he do? Why is he famous(ish)? Perhaps I should have said "done well for himself" .. he seems to be in a "win, win" situation where could continue to make plenty of money regardless off whether or not he succeeds in his chosen "profession". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 6 Author Report Share Posted January 6 3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Who the fuck is this? How about a link? How about you Google, you halfwit? But since you asked so nicely, here you go. https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/67897623 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 4 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Who the fuck is this? How about a link? You could just search on here, the foul little oxygen thief has cropped up quite a few times. For example... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: NOT A CUNT. Nothing like consistency, eh? On 17/04/2019 at 14:13, Penny Farthing said: Having the name Joey is more than enough reason to know that he is a cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Nothing like consistency, eh? I know but Raaster, Wulfie, DC & Decs need something to nibble at. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: How about you Google, you halfwit? But since you asked so nicely, here you go. https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/67897623 Thanks, I couldn't be arsed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 He's a gobby,nasty little scouse chav cunt but what he says is fucking spot on, the lily livered yoghurt knitters are wetting their pants over his remarks but judging by the comments online about 98% of the punters agree with him,me included. Yes,he'll get cancelled but we need more people to stand up to these cunts who are ruining the men's game(as if there's another type) Fuck off 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 12 minutes ago, Neil said: the men's game Is that a euphemism for homosexuality? (asking for a friend) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 7 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: What do you mean by "done well"? Is he famous for something? If so, what the fuck does he do? Why is he famous(ish)? This will explain everything you need to know about this divot However, I do agree with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hammer of Cunts Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 53 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: This will explain everything you need to know about this divot However, I do agree with him. I wonder what he means by "important". Not a term I'd use for anything connected with football. Is he one of the game's intellectuals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Just now, Hammer of Cunts said: I wonder what he means by "important". Not a term I'd use for anything connected with football. Is he one of the game's intellectuals? I always measure the intelligence of a footballer by how many times he says "ya know" in an interview. If he says "ya know" 10 times or less in a 2 minute interview than he is an intellectual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 19 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Corner stalwarts will appreciate I am somewhat hampered in my appreciation of this story given my distance, but from what I am reading elsewhere, Barton appears to have had some sort of stroke. All very well and good for blokes in the pub or even on certain websites to bemoan the rise of squeaky females in football punditry and sports coverage generally, and his point is not entirely baseless, but for someone in the media to do it, he’s got to be mad, high, or subject to a bet with parties unknown that he can’t become the Andrew Tate of sports journalism. One of the Garys (Neville) has already weighed in in defence of the ladies, and it surely can’t be long before St Gary of Linekershire puts down his sack of Walkers and steps up for the sisterhood. So my question for those back in the UK; what’s going on with Barton and how long has he got before he’s carted off to the asylum, or Talksport, which is much the same thing. What a prick. I think this is just what happens when people, bright or thick, reach saturation point with this woke shit. It is a form of temporary psychosis triggered by frustration at the seeming impossibility of reason. This cunt has clearly blown a fuse after 5 years of watching talented world class players being sidelined in favour of Millie-Tant in a sports bra tripping over a ball, winning nothing and being voted SPOTY. Although he sounds like a French scouser when he talks so I would like him dead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: This will explain everything you need to know about this divot However, I do agree with him. Mm, not a bad effort from Monsieur Bârton. He's got a long way to go, though, to equal the dizzy heights of de Schteeve van McClaren: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 22 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Corner stalwarts will appreciate I am somewhat hampered in my appreciation of this story given my distance, but from what I am reading elsewhere, Barton appears to have had some sort of stroke. All very well and good for blokes in the pub or even on certain websites to bemoan the rise of squeaky females in football punditry and sports coverage generally, and his point is not entirely baseless, but for someone in the media to do it, he’s got to be mad, high, or subject to a bet with parties unknown that he can’t become the Andrew Tate of sports journalism. One of the Garys (Neville) has already weighed in in defence of the ladies, and it surely can’t be long before St Gary of Linekershire puts down his sack of Walkers and steps up for the sisterhood. So my question for those back in the UK; what’s going on with Barton and how long has he got before he’s carted off to the asylum, or Talksport, which is much the same thing. What a prick. I quite like his take on the matter (for a Scouse cunt). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 6 Author Report Share Posted January 6 Joey is doubling down this morning. Delighted with the outrage he’s caused, he’s threatened to register as a trans player with the Women’s league, once he confirmed he could keep his Gentleman’s area intact, and once he sits out the 12 month qualifying period he can sign on as Jolene Barton. He’s already goading Lady Keeper Mary Earps, telling her she’ll need Net Rash cream when he bags 100 goals a year. I’m warming to the idiot, I must say. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Joey is doubling down this morning. Delighted with the outrage he’s caused, he’s threatened to register as a trans player with the Women’s league, once he confirmed he could keep his Gentleman’s area in tact, and once he sits out the 12mo qualifying period he can sign on as Jolene Barton. He’s already goading Lady Keeper Mary Earps, telling her she’ll need Net Rash cream when he bags 100 goals a year. I’m warming to the idiot, I must say. This could catch on. I confidently predict that Rhonda O’Sullivan could easily be the world’s number one female snooker player well into his 90s. Philomena Taylor could finally get SPOTY. Theresa Fury will probably unify the women’s heavyweight division. Fading sportsmen could extend their careers by decades with this woke bollocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 7 Author Report Share Posted January 7 On 07/01/2024 at 08:34, Eric Cuntman said: This could catch on. I confidently predict that Rhonda O’Sullivan could easily be the world’s number one female snooker player well into his 90s. Philomena Taylor could finally get SPOTY. Theresa Fury will probably unify the women’s heavyweight division. Fading sportsmen could extend their careers by decades with this woke bollocks. I’m already planning my trip to the Brisbane Olympics in 2032, Eric. Undoubtedly the highlight will be an ageing Uphemia Bolt winning the Women’s 200m for Jamaica while waving to the crowd, then hanging the gold medal off her schlong. Thankfully we’ll all be underwater or speaking Chinese by then. What a load of utter bollocks it all is. There’s also a campaign going on in the medical journals to “de-gender medicine”, by renaming whole swathes of anatomy and diseases which were named after old dead blokes. All of them frightful misogynists, natch. The hand wringers have really got it in for a 17th Century Dane called Casper De Bartholin, and want a modern alternative for slippery cunt glands. I nominate Glands of Mone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’m already planning my trip to the Brisbane Olympics in 2032, Eric. Undoubtedly the highlight will be an ageing Uphemia Bolt winning the Women’s 200m for Jamaica while waving to the crowd, then hanging the gold medal off her schlong. Thankfully we’ll all be underwater or speaking Chinese by then. What a load of utter bollocks it all is. There’s also a campaign going on in the medical journals to “de-gender medicine”, by renaming whole swathes of anatomy and diseases which were named after old dead blokes. All of them frightful misogynists, natch. The hand wringers have really got it in for a 17th Century Dane called Casper De Bartholin, and want a modern alternative for a slippery cunt glands. I nominate Glands of Mone. Glans m of Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 Glands across the water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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