entitled little cunt Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Every fucking year its the same .A bunch of fireman on 50k pensions and two jobs pulling a dinghy along in 4 inch deep water with Dave and Beryl on board saved from getting their feet wet because their bungalow was inundated with a few inches of water . They spent two weeks in August splashing around in 4 feet of sewerage and condoms at Hunstanton. Then there's the cunts who left their car parked on low lying land even though they had 3 fucking days notice it's going to flood .The cunt insurance companies still pay out for furniture and electrical goods that could have been moved either upstairs or just put onto a work top . The cunts just put premiums up for the rest of us. The weather cunts can apparently predict the exact temperature for August 2044, it's going to be hotter if we aren't all taxed more and buy a load of shite electric cars from cunts like Musk. Those same weather cunts can tell us when its going to flood so move your car and move your stuff .Those poor fireman must be rushed off their damp little feet and running out of time to build your patio and wall paper your hallway . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 The reason Blockbusters went bust was because more people owned cats that needed rescuing from trees by fireman, so they didn't get as much time sitting around on their arses watching movies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 40 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Every fucking year its the same .A bunch of fireman on 50k pensions and two jobs pulling a dinghy along in 4 inch deep water with Dave and Beryl on board saved from getting their feet wet because their bungalow was inundated with a few inches of water . They spent two weeks in August splashing around in 4 feet of sewerage and condoms at Hunstanton. Then there's the cunts who left their car parked on low lying land even though they had 3 fucking days notice it's going to flood .The cunt insurance companies still pay out for furniture and electrical goods that could have been moved either upstairs or just put onto a work top . The cunts just put premiums up for the rest of us. The weather cunts can apparently predict the exact temperature for August 2044, it's going to be hotter if we aren't all taxed more and buy a load of shite electric cars from cunts like Musk. Those same weather cunts can tell us when its going to flood so move your car and move your stuff .Those poor fireman must be rushed off their damp little feet and running out of time to build your patio and wall paper your hallway . There's a lot to be said for living next to a river or low lying land in a flood area. Mind you Keir Starmer will solve all their problems, he's given a gold plated unequivocal unwavering pledge to try and do something about it within sensible fiscal constraints during the Parliament after the next one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 6 Author Report Share Posted January 6 There's very few fires, fuck me in the 70s chip pan fires and being incinerated by your electric blanket was practically a spectator sport .I really miss it .It's all gone now .Fucking modernity. At least once a year a DC10 would drop out of the sky without any help from a dusky type fiddling with his shoe or suspiciously fingering his Sony Walkman .There was always something for beefy firemen to do.Now they have the most militant trade unions in history and have on the face of it , embraced rainbow policy .On the rare occasion you'll need heaving over a masculine shoulder and taking down a 100ft ladder it will be by Brenda from Dagenham who's 4ft6 tall , 4ft6 wide a raging lesbian and laughs like Sid James . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 6 Author Report Share Posted January 6 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: There's a lot to be said for living next to a river or low lying land in a flood area. Mind you Keir Starmer will solve all their problems, he's given a gold plated unequivocal unwavering pledge to try and do something about it within sensible fiscal constraints during the Parliament after the next one. What's the cunt going to do , teach us to levitate . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said: What's the cunt going to do , teach us to levitate . I do feel sorry for Dave and Beryl from Derby though. You're suddenly left with a worthless home, uninsurable, unmortgageable, unshiftable. You can bet your life you will still be expected to pay council tax etc or business rates even while it's out of use. Just another fucking cherry on the cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Every fucking year its the same .A bunch of fireman on 50k pensions and two jobs pulling a dinghy along in 4 inch deep water with Dave and Beryl on board saved from getting their feet wet because their bungalow was inundated with a few inches of water . They spent two weeks in August splashing around in 4 feet of sewerage and condoms at Hunstanton. Then there's the cunts who left their car parked on low lying land even though they had 3 fucking days notice it's going to flood .The cunt insurance companies still pay out for furniture and electrical goods that could have been moved either upstairs or just put onto a work top . The cunts just put premiums up for the rest of us. The weather cunts can apparently predict the exact temperature for August 2044, it's going to be hotter if we aren't all taxed more and buy a load of shite electric cars from cunts like Musk. Those same weather cunts can tell us when its going to flood so move your car and move your stuff .Those poor fireman must be rushed off their damp little feet and running out of time to build your patio and wall paper your hallway . Have you noticed there is always some smug cunt in a canoe when they show a flooded area on TV? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 6 Author Report Share Posted January 6 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Have you noticed there is always some smug cunt in a canoe when they show a flooded area on TV? That fucking canoe bought from a car boot has been on the garage wall for a year , nows the chance to paddle to Rangits shop to get a pint of milk and a wank rag of which Rangit has an excellent stock for all tastes. Shove it right down in the footwell so the wife doesn't find it , then creep out into the garage at 2 in the morning and retrieve your bible of flange and bobs your uncle and fannies your aunt.Not that I've ever done that . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 46 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: That fucking canoe bought from a car boot has been on the garage wall for a year , nows the chance to paddle to Rangits shop to get a pint of milk and a wank rag of which Rangit has an excellent stock for all tastes. Shove it right down in the footwell so the wife doesn't find it , then creep out into the garage at 2 in the morning and retrieve your bible of flange and bobs your uncle and fannies your aunt.Not that I've ever done that . Those Decathlon canoes are only tested to a certain amount of vibration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 4 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Every fucking year its the same .A bunch of fireman on 50k pensions and two jobs pulling a dinghy along in 4 inch deep water with Dave and Beryl on board saved from getting their feet wet because their bungalow was inundated with a few inches of water . They spent two weeks in August splashing around in 4 feet of sewerage and condoms at Hunstanton. Then there's the cunts who left their car parked on low lying land even though they had 3 fucking days notice it's going to flood .The cunt insurance companies still pay out for furniture and electrical goods that could have been moved either upstairs or just put onto a work top . The cunts just put premiums up for the rest of us. The weather cunts can apparently predict the exact temperature for August 2044, it's going to be hotter if we aren't all taxed more and buy a load of shite electric cars from cunts like Musk. Those same weather cunts can tell us when its going to flood so move your car and move your stuff .Those poor fireman must be rushed off their damp little feet and running out of time to build your patio and wall paper your hallway . You’re a verbose imbecile. You seem to nominate every idiotic thing that pops into your idiotic head. Seek help, you fucking prick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 14 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You’re a verbose imbecile. You seem to nominate every idiotic thing that pops into your idiotic head. Seek help, you fucking prick. Let it go Ape....deep breaths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The reason Blockbusters went bust was because more people owned cats that needed rescuing from trees by fireman, so they didn't get as much time sitting around on their arses watching movies. Upon reflection, this is the most amusing thing I've read on here in three months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 7 Author Report Share Posted January 7 7 hours ago, Ape™️ said: You’re a verbose imbecile. You seem to nominate every idiotic thing that pops into your idiotic head. Seek help, you fucking prick. You old silver tounged charmer . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 7 Author Report Share Posted January 7 7 hours ago, Ape™️ said: You’re a verbose imbecile. You seem to nominate every idiotic thing that pops into your idiotic head. Seek help, you fucking prick. Its seems like you've become rather aggressive for no apparent reason. Have you mistaken mirtazapine for marzipan. One may well calm you and arrest your little ill tempered bouts of cuntyness and toy throwing .The other is found under icing on cakes and is normally peeled away and left on the side of the plate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 7 Author Report Share Posted January 7 Just now, entitled little cunt said: Its seems like you've become rather aggressive for no apparent reason. Have you mistaken mirtazapine for marzipan. One may well calm you and arrest your little ill tempered bouts of cuntyness and toy throwing .The other is found under icing on cakes and is normally peeled away and left on the side of the plate. Oh and one other thing , the use of the word idiotic twice does display a clear lack of imaginative vocabulary. I'm assuming your ploy was to emphasise my idiocy ,something I do on a regular basis without your help. I think it would have been more effective if you had replaced the word " idiotic " on the second time of use with maybe the word "feeble " or" demented" .You could have used , peculiar , Infantile or even stretched it and described my grey matter as "ill informed ".It really was quite lazy of you and is a demonstration of the unimaginative , symptomatic lacklustre behavior that's driving this country onto the rocks.Im sure I'm speaking for many when I say , make more of an effort in the future . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: You’re a verbose imbecile. You seem to nominate every idiotic thing that pops into your idiotic head. Seek help, you fucking prick. Give us another of your brilliant and funny nominations @Ape™️ .. about something such as badly crimped apple tarts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Its seems like you've become rather aggressive for no apparent reason. Have you mistaken mirtazapine for marzipan. One may well calm you and arrest your little ill tempered bouts of cuntyness and toy throwing .The other is found under icing on cakes and is normally peeled away and left on the side of the plate. Could it be lead in the red paint he uses on the propellers of his toy choppers? Perhaps @Cunty BigBollox might have some idea as he knows about plumbing and might have seen the effects of lead pipes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Its seems like you've become rather aggressive for no apparent reason. Have you mistaken mirtazapine for marzipan. One may well calm you and arrest your little ill tempered bouts of cuntyness and toy throwing .The other is found under icing on cakes and is normally peeled away and left on the side of the plate. Two replies to one post? Spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 7 Author Report Share Posted January 7 2 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Could it be lead in the red paint he uses on the propellers of his toy choppers? Perhaps @Cunty BigBollox might have some idea as he knows about plumbing and might have seen the effects of lead pipes If it was a mk1 or 2 Raleigh Chopper I'd immediately bow to his superiority .Especially if it was the silver arrow wedge special edition, it had orange decals on metallic silver paintwork.c.1977.I had one but some cunt nicked it. The problem with millennial types such as Ape is they have no real experience of anything other than what isn't actually real.They are all lacking in development , they can't communicate , they can't rationalise. They have no appreciation of culture or the arts because everything to them is fake and can be deleted with a swipe before they've had a chance to look deeper and consider the one thing they personally are devoid of , hidden depths . Fuck my brain hurts now . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: You old silver tounged charmer . 3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Its seems like you've become rather aggressive for no apparent reason. Have you mistaken mirtazapine for marzipan. One may well calm you and arrest your little ill tempered bouts of cuntyness and toy throwing .The other is found under icing on cakes and is normally peeled away and left on the side of the plate. 3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Oh and one other thing , the use of the word idiotic twice does display a clear lack of imaginative vocabulary. I'm assuming your ploy was to emphasise my idiocy ,something I do on a regular basis without your help. I think it would have been more effective if you had replaced the word " idiotic " on the second time of use with maybe the word "feeble " or" demented" .You could have used , peculiar , Infantile or even stretched it and described my grey matter as "ill informed ".It really was quite lazy of you and is a demonstration of the unimaginative , symptomatic lacklustre behavior that's driving this country onto the rocks.Im sure I'm speaking for many when I say , make more of an effort in the future . Q.E.D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 7 Author Report Share Posted January 7 14 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I do feel sorry for Dave and Beryl from Derby though. You're suddenly left with a worthless home, uninsurable, unmortgageable, unshiftable. You can bet your life you will still be expected to pay council tax etc or business rates even while it's out of use. Just another fucking cherry on the cake. Don't buy on a flood plain , don't buy next to a river and especially dont buy on the edge of a fucking cliff in Norfolk .Those cunts always make me laugh."yes we bought out three bed detached house with a sea view for £5000 10 years ago and now we're going to lose it because of cliff falls and our sea view is now in our lounge .The goverment must help us " Why do you think you paid fuck all for it for fucks sake . CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS .Most importantly if you work for the council dont give planning permission to build on at risk areas no matter how big the bung you're going to get from the developer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 7 Author Report Share Posted January 7 24 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Q.E.D. What did the Romans ever do for us , cunts . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mobiduck-the-third Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 3 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: What did the Romans ever do for us , cunts . fucking useless Estate Agents where I am... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 7 Author Report Share Posted January 7 7 minutes ago, mobiduck-the-third said: fucking useless Estate Agents where I am... Same everywhere .I'll fitting blue suits and BMW bathtubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 7 Author Report Share Posted January 7 Just now, entitled little cunt said: Same everywhere .I'll fitting blue suits and BMW bathtubs. They did invent cement though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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