Wolfie Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’m warming to the notion you’re female after all DC, given your increasing fondness for the unsolicited whinge. Half the world’s banging on at length about the Royals right now, if you’re blissfully unaware of that on Plague Island, you might very well wonder why. While I'm not entirely convinced 'half the world' is banging on about the Royals, I do agree the truth will out. Do you think Wills might turn to his father for some valued extramarital advice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 28 minutes ago, Wolfie said: In spite of your relative decline and appalling like-post correlation, you've still got your instincts. I'm impressed. How about a nom, or haven't you got one in you any more? I'm coming to London in April to hook up with an old university pal. Fancy meeting for an eye-baller? You can laugh at my shoes, and I can laugh at the size of your arms. Proper culled my likes several years ago after some bullshit over his late-night adultery. From memory it was around 85 - 90%. Despite my hatred of all of you, it's still over 50%. Lady P aside, I won't engage with anyone on here who's currently showing a ratio of under 50%. As far as eye-baller's are concerned, there's a few people I'd genuinely love to meet. You're not one of them. Until very recently, you were one of those easy targets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 1 hour ago, Frank said: Proper culled my likes several years ago after some bullshit over his late-night adultery. From memory it was around 85 - 90%. Despite my hatred of all of you, it's still over 50%. Lady P aside, I won't engage with anyone on here who's currently showing a ratio of under 50%. As far as eye-baller's are concerned, there's a few people I'd genuinely love to meet. You're not one of them. Until very recently, you were one of those easy targets. ‘Like’ value? You’re worse that Eric C, stand down you old queen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 1 hour ago, Frank said: Proper culled my likes several years ago after some bullshit over his late-night adultery. From memory it was around 85 - 90%. Despite my hatred of all of you, it's still over 50%. Lady P aside, I won't engage with anyone on here who's currently showing a ratio of under 50%. As far as eye-baller's are concerned, there's a few people I'd genuinely love to meet. You're not one of them. Until very recently, you were one of those easy targets. What a shame, especially as I was looking forward to meeting you, your hubby, and your lil' pooch. Unlike you, my hospitality door will always remain open. So far as your embarrassing like-post ratio goes, since my tenure here I have seen nothing from you which impresses me. If I'm honest, I don't even think there's a sleeping giant waiting to be awoken. If you really want to be the best on here, PM me for the blueprint and I'll be more than happy to give you a few pointers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 Just now, Wolfie said: What a shame, especially as I was looking forward to meeting you, your hubby, and your lil' pooch. Unlike you, my hospitality door will always remain open. Thank you, I'll bare that in mind. To be brutally honest, visiting an alpaca fist-fucking, insecure suburbanite, is not currently on my list of priorities. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 Just now, Frank said: Thank you, I'll bear that in mind. To be brutally honest, visiting an alpaca fist-fucking, insecure suburbanite, is not currently on my list of priorities. Is this all you've got to challenge me, a barrel-scraping alpaca pun, which echoes something Pen would conjure up? Actually, I'm not surprised. You useless piece of uncreative shit. Stand down before I humiliate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 Just now, Wolfie said: Is this all you've got to challenge me, a barrel-scraping alpaca pun, which echoes something Pen would conjure up? Actually, I'm not surprised. You useless piece of uncreative shit. Stand down before I humiliate you. You missed the challenge, I'm afraid. Consider yourself Franked. lollollolzzzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 14 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Is this all you've got to challenge me, a barrel-scraping alpaca pun, which echoes something Pen would conjure up? Actually, I'm not surprised. You useless piece of uncreative shit. Stand down before I humiliate you. I’d pay the gobshite-groomer no mind. Have you noticed how prolific he is today? The retarded half-faggot actually thinks he can solicit enough ‘likes’ by close of play to be ‘top of the LB come Monday,’ as he predicted. Not even doner-dick can help him now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 9 minutes ago, Frank said: You missed the challenge, I'm afraid. Consider yourself Franked. lollollolzzzz. You've been absolutely fucking shit since the day I joined in 2016; claiming I 'missed' a challenge which doesn't exist really is the catalyst for you to write your short obituary, after which you can join Ming in stinking up your one-bed flat in Barnet. Useless wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 Just now, Wolfie said: You've been absolutely fucking shit since the day I joined in 2016; claiming I 'missed' a challenge which doesn't exist really is the catalyst for you to write your short obituary, after which you can join Ming in stinking up your one-bed flat in Barnet. Useless wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 43 minutes ago, Frank said: @Frank, that's cruel. By that I mean keeping goldfish in a plastic bag. Prodding little Wiffles is fair game. lol lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 1 hour ago, Eddie said: ‘Like’ value? You’re worse that Eric C, stand down you old queen. @Eddie, forget this shit, are you related to this cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: @Frank, that's cruel. By that I mean keeping goldfish in a plastic bag. Prodding little Wiffles is fair game. lol lol. Easy prey, Withers. I fucked him in his ear over on the boxing thread last week, and this morning he pretty much did it all by himself. Have you seen the state of DC? That worm's brain is stuck in neutral! As the man @Cunty BigBollox rightly says, not only have I survived these pages for the past twelve years, I'm still the best on here by a country mile. Couple of likes wouldn't go amiss. 👍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 3 hours ago, Frank said: Easy prey, Withers. I fucked him in his ear over on the boxing thread last week, and this morning he pretty much did it all by himself. Have you seen the state of DC? That worm's brain is stuck in neutral! As the man @Cunty BigBollox rightly says, not only have I survived these pages for the past twelve years, I'm still the best on here by a country mile. Couple of likes wouldn't go amiss. 👍 It pleases me greatly to see someone who has a mutual hatred of you come leaping to your defence, such is the crystal clear cunting I handed you this morning. Lol. 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: @Frank, that's cruel. By that I mean keeping goldfish in a plastic bag. Prodding little Wiffles is fair game. lol lol. Bon après-midi, le serpent masturbateur extraordinaire. As a Frankophile hailing from the chavvy part of Kent, may I ask who you were rooting for during last night's classic 'Le Crunch', as all six stones of you lay hospitalised after your latest prostate indexing? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 54 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It pleases me greatly to see someone who has a mutual hatred of you comes leaping to your defence, such is the crystal clear cunting I handed to you this morning. Lol. I’m not convinced about the ‘crystal’ bit. Anyone reading the thread from this morning will see you initially praising me highly.. suggesting an eye-ball, cock suck, door always open etc., followed by me playing the trump card, then you melting down for all to see. Of course it wasn’t on a Raasters level, but it does highlight what an idiot you are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’d pay the gobshite-groomer no mind. Have you noticed how prolific he is today? The retarded half-faggot actually thinks he can solicit enough ‘likes’ by close of play to be ‘top of the LB come Monday,’ as he predicted. Not even doner-dick can help him now. @Dyslexic cnut as I have told you before .. it is best to leave @Frank well alone and keep your distance .. Do you have you any more imaginary inside information regarding the Lucy Letby case? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 1 hour ago, Frank said: I’m not convinced about the ‘crystal’ bit. Anyone reading the thread from this morning will see you initially praising me highly.. suggesting an eye-ball, cock suck, door always open etc., followed by me playing the trump card, then you melting down for all to see. Of course it wasn’t on a Raasters level, but it does highlight what a thicko you are. Yep, I'm as thick as a London brick, just like 99% of the puntership in your eyes, because you've got nothing else in your arsenal to say. Show a bit of originality, you nouveau riche taxi business-inheriting shithouse. If you're going to trade picking lice with me at the top, you could at least demonstrate proof upon which your embarrassing 'I trumped you' wanker antics are based. And if you can't, I suggest you again read our little exchange from earlier. Bland, samey, shit-stirring old queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 2 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: @Dyslexic cnut as I have told you before .. it is best to leave @Frank well alone and keep your distance .. Do you have you any more imaginary inside information regarding the Lucy Letby case? Pen, did you see what he called me? A half faggot! I did make an effort to top the leaderboard this weekend. It’s not happening. Where am I going wrong? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 19 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Yep, I'm as thick as a London brick, just like 99% of the puntership in your eyes, because you've got nothing else in your arsenal to say. Show a bit of originality, you nouveau riche taxi business-inheriting shithouse. If you're going to trade picking lice with me at the top, you could at least demonstrate proof upon which your embarrassing 'I trumped you' wanker antics are based. And if you can't, I suggest you again read our little exchange from earlier. Bland, samey, shit-stirring old queen. I’m afraid I don’t have the energy, Wolfie. Those of us who’ve witnessed your extraordinary week-long exchanges with LCS know that’s it probably best to leave you well alone. You can’t argue with stupid etc. I think I’m a pretty good judge of character, and I take no sides. LCS regularly takes pleasure in suggesting that I’m a gay man, and that hurts, but I’ll tell you now.. not once have you come out on top. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 16 minutes ago, Frank said: Pen, did you see what he called me? A half faggot! I did make an effort to top the leaderboard this weekend. It’s not happening. Where am I going wrong? You are not wrong .. the leader board is wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 19 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m afraid I don’t have the energy, Wolfie. Those of us who’ve witnessed your extraordinary week-long exchanges with LCS know that’s it probably best to leave you well alone. You can’t argue with stupid etc. I think I’m a pretty good judge of character, and I take no sides. LCS regularly takes pleasure in suggesting that I’m a gay man, and that hurts, but I’ll tell you now.. not once have you come out on top. If you're going to say something which hurts, then say something which hurts. This is like beng shot with a fucking water pistol during a heatwave. Even you are better than this. Come on – hit me with another alpaca quip, you half-faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 13 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: You are not wrong .. the leader board is wrong. I’m no Decimus, and neither do I possess the intellect to top the leaderboard. However, it does beg the question of how Eric Cuntman manages to sit up there week on end. For sure I like him, but he hasn’t said anything funny or meaningful for a long, long time.. years. What’s going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said: If you're going to say something which hurts, then say something which hurts. This is like beng shot with a fucking water pistol during a heatwave. Even you are better than this. Come one – hit me with another alpaca quip, you half-faggot. The above screams that my last post was enough. Let’s call a truce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 18 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: You are not wrong .. the leader board is wrong. I bet the tattered remains of your gash are frothing at all the attention you’re getting from Frank, you vile, sycophantic old hag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: I bet the tattered remains of your gash are frothing at all the attention you’re getting from Frank, you vile, sycophantic old hag. That’s a little unfair, Ape. Both EC and Wolfie have garnered me with far more likes than P in recent months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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