Dyslexic cnut Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 My son is 23 years of age. He has an Honours Degree from a reputable University in Business and Marketing and makes a pretty good living trading Bitcoin and other NFT type shit that I don’t understand. Unfortunately, he gleans all of his political opinions from the inter webs and cunts like Andrew Tate. In short, he’ll espouse any conspiracy theory known to man. Be it JFK, Hitler was a decent man, Putin is the kind of President that the West needs, homosexuals should be killed and he’d never marry a ‘Western woman’ because they are all ‘cunts’ and Islam has it right. The last one is a bit odd in that he seems perfectly fucking happy asking his mother to do his washing when he has a mummy-funded, brand new and serviceable washing machine and dryer in his apartment. We bought him an air fryer as one of his Xmas presents. When we dropped his fucking washing off last week, the missus noted that his air-fryer had not been used. When she asked him why he said…’Teflon makes men gay!’ Apparently, non-stick technology is resulting in rampant homosexuality and cancer. Conversely, snorting beak, smoking weed and guzzling MDMA every weekend is a healthy option. What a fucking cunt generation of ill-informed wankers…going forward…we’re fucked with this lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: We bought him an air fryer as one of his Xmas presents. When we dropped his fucking washing off last week, the missus noted that his air-fryer had not been used. When she asked him why he said…’Teflon makes men gay!’ Apparently, non-stick technology is resulting in rampant homosexuality and cancer. Conversely, snorting beak, smoking weed and guzzling MDMA every weekend is a healthy option. What a fucking cunt generation of ill-informed wankers…going forward…we’re fucked with this lot. Considering the amount of time you waste barking at anything that moves, it’s no surprise you’ve ended up with a spoiled and obnoxious little Bitcoin shithouse for a son. Buying a 23 year-old an air fryer as ‘one’ of his Xmas presents tells us all we need to know about the parents. And he lives in a flat, not an ‘apartment’, you idiot. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: My son is 23 years of age. He has an Honours Degree from a reputable University in Business and Marketing and makes a pretty good living trading Bitcoin and other NFT type shit that I don’t understand. Unfortunately, he gleans all of his political opinions from the inter webs and cunts like Andrew Tate. In short, he’ll espouse any conspiracy theory known to man. Be it JFK, Hitler was a decent man, Putin is the kind of President that the West needs, homosexuals should be killed and he’d never marry a ‘Western woman’ because they are all ‘cunts’ and Islam has it right. The last one is a bit odd in that he seems perfectly fucking happy asking his mother to do his washing when he has a mummy-funded, brand new and serviceable washing machine and dryer in his apartment. We bought him an air fryer as one of his Xmas presents. When we dropped his fucking washing off last week, the missus noted that his air-fryer had not been used. When she asked him why he said…’Teflon makes men gay!’ Apparently, non-stick technology is resulting in rampant homosexuality and cancer. Conversely, snorting beak, smoking weed and guzzling MDMA every weekend is a healthy option. What a fucking cunt generation of ill-informed wankers…going forward…we’re fucked with this lot. DC, you should have 'nipped this in the bud' years ago. Man up, and kill the screwed up little cunt. How much do you want for the air fryer? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 I blame the parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 22 Author Report Share Posted April 22 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I blame the parents. I call him ‘my son’ but the truth is, he’s the step-son. HC, I never even had the pleasure of shagging the missus when she was ten years younger and worth one…I just picked up the bill for the said shag a decade later. What a fucking shit show of a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 22 Author Report Share Posted April 22 2 hours ago, Frank said: Considering the amount of time you waste barking at anything that moves, it’s no surprise you’ve ended up with a spoiled and obnoxious little Bitcoin shithouse for a son. Buying a 23 year-old an air fryer as ‘one’ of his Xmas presents tells us all we need to know about the parents. And he lives in a flat, not an ‘apartment’, you idiot. This retort could have worked but don’t ever start a sentence with ‘and’. Ever…never again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Whenever there's a troubled child look at those who produced them for the answers . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I call him ‘my son’ but the truth is, he’s the step-son. HC, I never even had the pleasure of shagging the missus when she was ten years younger and worth one…I just picked up the bill for the said shag a decade later. What a fucking shit show of a life. I can't imagine having to put up with a sock, I don't even like my own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 22 Author Report Share Posted April 22 37 minutes ago, Neil said: I can't imagine having to put up with a sock, I don't even like my own My real son is an even bigger cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 54 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: My real son is an even bigger cunt. No surprise there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What a fucking shit show of a life. His, yours, or both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I call him ‘my son’ but the truth is, he’s the step-son. HC, I never even had the pleasure of shagging the missus when she was ten years younger and worth one…I just picked up the bill for the said shag a decade later. What a fucking shit show of a life. He's the stepson Is he ginger? Because if he is you're allowed to beat the shit out of him. It's in The Magna Carta. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 22 Author Report Share Posted April 22 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's the stepson Is he ginger? Because if he is you're allowed to beat the shit out of him. It's in The Magna Carta. I twatted him several years ago, Gypps. He was pulling all sorts of kung-fu moves on me so I dropped him with a solar plexus shot. Crying cunt was off school for two days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 On 22/04/2024 at 09:15, Dyslexic cnut said: This retort could have worked but don’t ever start a sentence with ‘and’. Ever…never again. I owe you an apology, DC. If anything, I was a little envious of you having a son of similar age to mine who can pay their own fucking way. I'm sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 On 22/04/2024 at 00:28, Dyslexic cnut said: My son is 23 years of age. He has an Honours Degree from a reputable University in Business and Marketing and makes a pretty good living trading Bitcoin and other NFT type shit that I don’t understand. Unfortunately, he gleans all of his political opinions from the inter webs and cunts like Andrew Tate. In short, he’ll espouse any conspiracy theory known to man. Be it JFK, Hitler was a decent man, Putin is the kind of President that the West needs, homosexuals should be killed and he’d never marry a ‘Western woman’ because they are all ‘cunts’ and Islam has it right. The last one is a bit odd in that he seems perfectly fucking happy asking his mother to do his washing when he has a mummy-funded, brand new and serviceable washing machine and dryer in his apartment. We bought him an air fryer as one of his Xmas presents. When we dropped his fucking washing off last week, the missus noted that his air-fryer had not been used. When she asked him why he said…’Teflon makes men gay!’ Apparently, non-stick technology is resulting in rampant homosexuality and cancer. Conversely, snorting beak, smoking weed and guzzling MDMA every weekend is a healthy option. What a fucking cunt generation of ill-informed wankers…going forward…we’re fucked with this lot. It's your fault. Read this and learn how to be a better parent. I can supply this gadget made to measure but instead of wearing it on your head my version is tied round your balls with a camera paired with a few gay websites where "stepfather/son porn" is very popular. https://southwarknews.co.uk/area/southwark/kcl-university-develops-gadgets-that-decode-moody-teenagers-emotions/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 26 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: It's your fault. Read this and learn how to be a better parent. I can supply this gadget made to measure but instead of wearing it on your head my version is tied round your balls with a camera paired with a few gay websites where "stepfather/son porn" is very popular. https://southwarknews.co.uk/area/southwark/kcl-university-develops-gadgets-that-decode-moody-teenagers-emotions/ I’ve got a gadget for helping people who have ‘difficult moods’. It’s a pickaxe handle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 On 25/04/2024 at 19:01, Eric Cuntman said: I’ve got a gadget for helping people who have ‘difficult moods’. It’s a pickaxe handle. I favour a dumbbell bar. Easier to hide up the jacket sleeve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 On 22/04/2024 at 00:28, Dyslexic cnut said: My son is 23 years of age. He has an Honours Degree from a reputable University in Business and Marketing and makes a pretty good living trading Bitcoin and other NFT type shit that I don’t understand. Unfortunately, he gleans all of his political opinions from the inter webs and cunts like Andrew Tate. In short, he’ll espouse any conspiracy theory known to man. Be it JFK, Hitler was a decent man, Putin is the kind of President that the West needs, homosexuals should be killed and he’d never marry a ‘Western woman’ because they are all ‘cunts’ and Islam has it right. The last one is a bit odd in that he seems perfectly fucking happy asking his mother to do his washing when he has a mummy-funded, brand new and serviceable washing machine and dryer in his apartment. We bought him an air fryer as one of his Xmas presents. When we dropped his fucking washing off last week, the missus noted that his air-fryer had not been used. When she asked him why he said…’Teflon makes men gay!’ Apparently, non-stick technology is resulting in rampant homosexuality and cancer. Conversely, snorting beak, smoking weed and guzzling MDMA every weekend is a healthy option. What a fucking cunt generation of ill-informed wankers…going forward…we’re fucked with this lot. Denise Bulger doesn’t know how fucking lucky she is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 On 22/04/2024 at 00:28, Dyslexic cnut said: In short, he’ll espouse any conspiracy theory known to man. He sounds OK to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 26 Author Report Share Posted April 26 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: He sounds OK to me. You stupid, squalid fucking cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You stupid, squalid fucking cunt Shut up DC. Or at least thank me as a Red for us saving you toffee cunts from the drop the other day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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