Penny Farthing Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Fender777 said: Yep, just as i thought, never mind, you will always have your tradesman days for those sweet memories. I don't think that he uses the trademens entrance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 On 11/02/2019 at 20:43, Wizardsleeve said: Are you talking about cricket or your life? I was able to snap this pic of a cloud over your flat. Both, I saw a woman today I had a crush on last year going in the supermarket as I was going out, she turns me on something chronic but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 On 20/02/2019 at 13:14, The Bishop said: I don't think that he uses the trademens entrance. I wish I'd stayed in Australia I miss my tradesman days I met so many cunts in 2009 Comparing any woman to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. I'm staring a P45 in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 minute ago, applescruff14 said: I met so many cunts in 2009 I met them in 2013 and 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: I wish I'd stayed in Australia I miss my tradesman days I met so many cunts in 2009 Comparing any woman to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. I'm staring a P45 in the face Good game in Grenada... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good game in Grenada... Brilliant game Stubby, it looked like that cunt Gayle was going to steal the Windies what would have been a deserved win at one point. An amazing innings from Butler with great support from Morgan & Hales smashing it everywhere. Rashid nicking the wickets at the end, sealed a super victory. This is the best England ODI team we have ever had and if they don't win the world cup, then they need flaying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 6 hours ago, Fender777 said: This is the best England ODI team we have ever had and if they don't win the world cup, then they need flaying... Get the gun carriage ready then. We’ll lose in the Semis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 On 28/02/2019 at 00:07, Fender777 said: Brilliant game Stubby, it looked like that cunt Gayle was going to steal the Windies what would have been a deserved win at one point. An amazing innings from Butler with great support from Morgan & Hales smashing it everywhere. Rashid nicking the wickets at the end, sealed a super victory. This is the best England ODI team we have ever had and if they don't win the world cup, then they need flaying... I watched the highlights last night 7s, and must admit it was a bit dull. They obviously bought in the boundaries by a good 10 meters which would have made it a 350 par score. I was however and belter of a deck and Buttler put those hapless windies cunts to the sword- especially loving his mock salute to that Jamaican defence force twat who does it every time he gets some cunt caught on the mid-wicket boundary slapping one of his trackers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 On 01/03/2019 at 14:42, Stubby Pecker said: I watched the highlights last night 7s, and must admit it was a bit dull. They obviously bought in the boundaries by a good 10 meters which would have made it a 350 par score. I was however and belter of a deck and Buttler put those hapless windies cunts to the sword- especially loving his mock salute to that Jamaican defence force twat who does it every time he gets some cunt caught on the mid-wicket boundary slapping one of his trackers Surely there is a loophole somewhere where that saluting cunt can be had for racism...i don't know how but i will make something up to be offended by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 On 6 March 2019 at 18:14, Fender777 said: Surely there is a loophole somewhere where that saluting cunt can be had for racism...i don't know how but i will make something up to be offended by. He's really starting to make himself look a right cunt with it. Once was funny but every time is verging on twatish, especially if it's some lower order rabbit looking for quick runs. As a pace bowler (medium slow these days) I found it quite insulting getting wickets caught on the boundary, knocking some cunts middle pole back is much more fun. Hopefully one of our lads will smash one back straight in his bollocks thus wiping that stupid fucking grin off his face. His gappy teeth are like fucking tombstones shinning in the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 On 11/02/2019 at 20:43, Wizardsleeve said: Are you talking about cricket or your life? I was able to snap this pic of a cloud over your flat. I saw that woman I liked last year this evening, got a half smile but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 17 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: I saw that woman I liked last year this evening, got a half smile but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Fuck off. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 On 04/07/2019 at 20:07, Eddie said: Fuck off. How's it going Edward, i saw you the other day at your make believe shop. You looked rather stressed standing there in your hello-kitty dungarees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 Looks like England have fucked up yet again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 On 27/02/2019 at 20:58, applescruff14 said: I wish I'd stayed in Australia I miss my tradesman days I met so many cunts in 2009 Comparing any woman to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. I'm staring a P45 in the face Has he missed any, or is that a full house in applescruff bingo? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Looks like England have fucked up yet again. .....and as gypps demonstrates why the romanies are so rightly famed for their crystal ball based fortune-telling skills..... 😁😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, scotty said: .....and as gypps demonstrates why the romanies are so rightly famed for their crystal ball based fortune-telling skills..... 😁😁 It was the best bit of punditry since the World Cup, and that black woman, at pitch side, said.. "if England are gonna win this match, they need to score more goals" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was the best bit of punditry since the World Cup, and that black woman, at pitch side, said.. "if England are gonna win this match, they need to score more goals" England have won the World Cup.... Not really a set of cuntbreeds after all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was the best bit of punditry since the World Cup, and that black woman, at pitch side, said.. "if England are gonna win this match, they need to score more goals" FFS 😄😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 38 minutes ago, scotty said: .....and as gypps demonstrates why the romanies are so rightly famed for their crystal ball based fortune-telling skills..... 😁😁 Weren't the crystal ball that said it. It was Henry Blofeld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Weren't the crystal ball that said it. It was Henry Blofeld. Typical pikey, shift the blame... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 Just now, scotty said: Typical pikey, shift the blame... But not the caravan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 1 hour ago, scotty said: Typical pikey, shift the blame... Sure it wasn’t me. It was me brother. Do ya wanna buy a dawg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: Sure it wasn’t me. It was me brother. Do ya wanna buy a dawg? Everytime I come to town, boys keep kickin' my dawg aroun', makes no diff'rence if he's a hound, they gotta quit kickin' my dawg aroun'. Com' on blue howoooooooooo, good boy you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 2 hours ago, scotty said: Typical pikey, shift the blame... they're filth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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