Cap'n Cunt Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 'I felt defiled and pushed to the brink of suicide' said this stupid-haired ponce after being groped by a woman at a dinner party. Sadly, only to the brink of suicide. This poor, poor luvvie's life is now in tatters and he can't even bring himself to be bummed by his gay friend anymore (probably). Man up, you shirtlifting poof. I'd have fucked her over the draining board rather than whine about her fingering my arse. And I'd have come on her tits. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 Nudging your Byronesque romantic palaver aside for a moment CC, and taking into account that, yes, the poof is a pathetically hysterical chutney-hunting fuckwit, have you actually seen a picture of the girl? She looks like she's been jogging behind a gritter; but not very far mind you, it's a tad on the portly side. That being said, I probably still would. I'm not a monster. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 Nothing like exaggerating things. The fucking handbag carrying cunt needs to get a grip on life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 40 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: 'I felt defiled and pushed to the brink of suicide' said this stupid-haired ponce after being groped by a woman at a dinner party. Sadly, only to the brink of suicide. This poor, poor luvvie's life is now in tatters and he can't even bring himself to be bummed by his gay friend anymore (probably). Man up, you shirtlifting poof. I'd have fucked her over the draining board rather than whine about her fingering my arse. And I'd have come on her tits. You're just a romantic, silver tongued knight aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 44 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: 'I felt defiled and pushed to the brink of suicide' said this stupid-haired ponce after being groped by a woman at a dinner party. Sadly, only to the brink of suicide. This poor, poor luvvie's life is now in tatters and he can't even bring himself to be bummed by his gay friend anymore (probably). Man up, you shirtlifting poof. I'd have fucked her over the draining board rather than whine about her fingering my arse. And I'd have come on her tits. OTOH if a man attacked a female and forcibly forced his fingers into her anus, he would probably receive a custodial sentence. In this case the woman was given 120 hours community service. I appreciate some of you guys may store that fantasy in the wank bank, but the grim reality is somewhat different. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 32 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: OTOH if a man attacked a female and forcibly forced his fingers into her anus, he would probably receive a custodial sentence. In this case the woman was given 120 hours community service. I appreciate some of you guys may store that fantasy in the wank bank, but the grim reality is somewhat different. 'forcibly forced'? It looks as though you've suffered a double-entry, Roops. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 Reading what happened, it seems a bit more than a simple grope. Roops is right, if it had been a man he would have been sent down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Reading what happened, it seems a bit more than a simple grope. Roops is right, if it had been a man he would have been sent down. Had Punkers been the victim, I'm fairly certain he'd actively summon a team of golf club solicitors to fully acquit his attacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 43 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Reading what happened, it seems a bit more than a simple grope. Roops is right, if it had been a man he would have been sent down. Agreed, if this chap had been a man he would have err gone down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 I'm no fan of queers, as long as it is not put in my face or my children's face, live and let live. I think the aptly named Frank has every right to be aggrieved. If someone shoved their fucking fat fingers up my bum piece I would consider a violent riposte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 Bitter experience tells me that if a violent drunken Scottish chavette wants to stick things up your arse, it's best just to bend over and let her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 56 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Bitter experience tells me that if a violent drunken Scottish chavette wants to stick things up your arse, it's best just to bend over and let her. Speaks a man of experience (?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 I bet this screaming fucking queen wouldn't have complained if a golf playing catholic priest was shoving HIS fingers up his arse instead of Jeanette Krankies ugly sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Bitter experience tells me that if a violent drunken Scottish chavette wants to stick things up your arse, it's best just to bend over and let her. Nicola Sturgeon is a right cunt for doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: OTOH if a man attacked a female and forcibly forced his fingers into her anus, he would probably receive a custodial sentence. In this case the woman was given 120 hours community service. I appreciate some of you guys may store that fantasy in the wank bank, but the grim reality is somewhat different. The grim reality is that I don’t want anyone’s finger up my arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 4 hours ago, cuntspotter said: The grim reality is that I don’t want anyone’s finger up my arse! Didn't you once say you were looking forward to a prostate check up from the new young intern at your doctor's office? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Speaks a man of experience (?) Reader, I married her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Bitter experience tells me that if a violent drunken Scottish chavette wants to stick things up your arse, it's best just to bend over and let her. 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Reader, I married her. I'll hear no more of your sexual peccadilloes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 9 minutes ago, The Beast said: I'll hear no more of your sexual peccadilloes. What about Manchester Piccadilly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 2 hours ago, The Beast said: I'll hear no more of your sexual peccadilloes. Are they female armadillos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 This story reminds me of another group of fucking pansies that are tolerant but only when it suits them. Yes, fucking footballers, specifically when they score a goal and they get all their team mates jumping all over them and are literally buried under ten men yet when somebody from the opposing team brushes past their elbow they go down like a sack of shit and feign injury. - just like this raving fucking arse bandit homo cunt. Is he one of yours by any chance Punky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 On 11/10/2017 at 1:34 PM, Cap'n Cunt said: 'I felt defiled and pushed to the brink of suicide' said this stupid-haired ponce after being groped by a woman at a dinner party. Sadly, only to the brink of suicide. This poor, poor luvvie's life is now in tatters and he can't even bring himself to be bummed by his gay friend anymore (probably). Man up, you shirtlifting poof. I'd have fucked her over the draining board rather than whine about her fingering my arse. And I'd have come on her tits. I would get banned for 6 months for this....so I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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