Jump to content
Donations towards site upkeep will be thankfully received and faithfully applied....
Wizardsleeve

Shops That Employ Mongs

Recommended Posts

1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I made no such implication, only advised you that your parading and poncing about in your special cossie was scaring them.  You protest too much methinks, something you wish to tell us?

Fucking poof!

Oh yeah, fuck off!

LOL

You're being too polite, Wiz. Something akin to 'get fucked and die painfully you AIDS, herpes and cancer-wishing, mentally unstable, nouveau riche turd chef' may have been more fitting.

Still, I'll leave it to you.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
55 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

You're being too polite, Wiz. Something akin to 'get fucked and die painfully you AIDS, herpes and cancer-wishing, mentally unstable, nouveau riche turd chef' may have been more fitting.

Still, I'll leave it to you.

Idiot.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Ooh I like Mongsoon:  "Ever so lone lone lone lonely lonely, ever so lone lone lonely without you".

Where's me sittar? 

Probably on Gumtree with the rest of the stuff you nicked last week. 

Lol 

Fuck off

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
39 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

Probably on Gumtree with the rest of the stuff you nicked last week. 

Lol 

Fuck off

All gypsies are thieves.

lol.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Frank said:

Idiot.

Ordinarily I'd PM the clique in anticipation of a feeding frenzy following a proclamation such as this from our lord and master.

However, The Wolf is out of your league.

Fuck off and find us easier prey.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
11 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Ordinarily I'd PM the clique in anticipation of a feeding frenzy following a proclamation such as this from our lord and master.

However, The Wolf is out of your league.

Fuck off and find us easier prey.

He’s not my lord and master. Most of his contributions these days are stale and are lacking in coherent content or originality. 

Eternal tosserdom awaits Frank although he probably semi-inserted.

lol.

You’re a fucking tool as well.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
5 minutes ago, Punkape said:

He’s not my lord and master. Most of his contributions these days are stale and are lacking in coherent content or originality. 

Eternal tosserdom awaits Frank although he probably semi-inserted.

lol.

You’re a fucking tool as well.

So, to summarise - you think Frank is a fucking wanker?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
12 minutes ago, Punkape said:

He’s not my lord and master. Most of his contributions these days are stale and are lacking in coherent content or originality. 

Eternal tosserdom awaits Frank although he probably semi-inserted.

lol.

You’re a fucking tool as well.

You need to be careful Herbert. These are very big fish that you are challenging, not little tiddlers from The River Bollin.

  • Cunt 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

You need to be careful Herbert. These are very big fish that you are challenging, not little tiddlers from The River Bollin.

They’re not big fish.......more like transgender shrimps....

lol.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
11 minutes ago, Ape said:

So, to summarise - you think Frank is a fucking wanker?

Good evening.....

Frank appears to have shot his bolt and gone to seed.

How are your prison visits ?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
21 minutes ago, Punkape said:

He’s not my lord and master. Most of his contributions these days are stale and are lacking in coherent content or originality. 

Eternal tosserdom awaits Frank although he probably semi-inserted.

lol.

You’re a fucking tool as well.

A fascinating critique of Frank's cunting capabilities, rendered completely irrelevant by the fact that you're a humongous shit-stabbing poof and are thus disqualified from being a member of said clique.

Please limit your opinions to your monthly column in Attitude Magazine.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
26 minutes ago, Punkape said:

He’s not my lord and master. Most of his contributions these days are stale and are lacking in coherent content or originality. 

Eternal tosserdom awaits Frank although he probably semi-inserted.

lol.

You’re a fucking tool as well.

Ahem

 

Err Lol

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 minutes ago, Punkape said:

He’s not my lord and master. Most of his contributions these days are stale and are lacking in coherent content or originality. 

Eternal tosserdom awaits Frank although he probably semi-inserted.

lol.

You’re a fucking tool as well.

Great work punkers. Finish these has-beens. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
5 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

Fat Hog.

Stay out of this pen you silly old bag. Sit back and let the best cunts win.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, Frank said:

Idiot.

You are Dougie, aren't you?  Do you still get to visit the zoo on the sunshine bus every Saturday?  

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said:

You are Dougie, aren't you?  Do you still get to visit the zoo on the sunshine bus every Saturday?  

There's 20 quid for you if you tell me which zoo so I can go there, throw the cunt in with the gorillas and watch as they arse fuck him senseless then rip his limbs off!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said:

There's 20 quid for you if you tell me which zoo so I can go there, throw the cunt in with the gorillas and watch as they arse fuck him senseless then rip his limbs off!

I suspect even the silver back would go limp with the prospect of buggering Frank.  Gorillas tend to flick shit rather than stab it.  

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I suspect even the silver back would go limp with the prospect of buggering Frank.  Gorillas tend to flick shit rather than stab it.  

What do you advise then? Baboons, crocs ? I tending towards grizzly bear, that would surely rip the scrawny slap head to pieces in no time!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 13/11/2017 at 5:23 PM, Wizardsleeve said:

I had the misfortune of stopping into a local shoppe for some wine, and fresh produce, as I placed my items upon the conveyor, the manager brings over his newest proud team member....a squinty eyed, toothy grinned total fucking mong to bag the customers' grocery choices.  I had to be the first to get the loud as fuck, "HELLO, i'M DOUGIE!" greeting spoken at the top of the spacks lungs!  My blood was fucking boiling before I could even pay.  To make matters worse, the fucking cunt let some of the green lettuce break off onto the floor, and the bastard stuck it right back in the bag!  I told him to fuck off and fetch the manager.  They had the cheek to call me a cunt because I wasn't understanding of the lad's shortcomings!  I wanted to glass the fucking tard with the wine bottle, but that wouldn't be fair to the grapes that were crushed to make the fine liquid!  

Best nom in months, Sleeve. I fucking despise these giant-chinned, cock-eyed cunts with a passion. 

I can keep my inherent racism, homophobia, sexism and Punkism controlled and just under the surface of my usually placid exterior, but if I ever come within 50 metres of one of these freaks, I feel physically ill. 

Still, at least I can get my car windows cleaned before mowing down the spam-headed dribblers. 

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
7 hours ago, Frank said:

Idiot.

It's a shame I've logged on to find this, Frank, especially as you have been the inspiration for my dad's M&S cappuccino socks this Christmas.

En garde.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 14/11/2017 at 4:06 PM, Decimus said:

Cheap seats playing cunt.

Coming soon - some sheep-shagging jokes for Bubba...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
18 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said:

My clever auntie calls them - ‘Johnsons’. Kind of sounds fitting I think.

You have a clever auntie? Obviously not a blood relative, as you don't appear to have inherited the 'cleverness' chromosome. Maybe you got two lots of chromosome 21 instead?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×