Bubba C Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking cunt spell checker bastard piece of shit changed what I typed! That's the peril of posting from a NASA desktop with an American spell checker loaded. Mine doesn’t. Just sayin’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Looks like you poms have your work cut out with these croat bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 The space the Croats have been given on Young's flank is fucking outrageous. The cunt needs to be substituted and then shot in the dressing room. What a fucking useless old cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: The space the Croats have been given on Young's flank is fucking outrageous. The cunt needs to be substituted and then shot in the dressing room. What a fucking useless old cunt. Started off well actually, but I think Southgate's half time talk to him was to pretend he's having a game of heads and volleys with his Gran. At her funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 We're still shit enough to win the shittest world cup in history Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Neil said: We're still shit enough to win the shittest world cup in history That's the spirit Neil you fat bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Fucking hell, the wife (on top of the pepper spray comment) has used the term “home goal” and screamed every time the ball has been within 50 yards of a goal, expecting some cunt to score, like it’s a game of fucking basketball. Fucking hell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, nocti said: That's the spirit Neil you fat bastard. Only cos I've got a tenner on us to win on pens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: The space the Croats have been given on Young's flank is fucking outrageous. The cunt needs to be substituted and then shot in the dressing room. What a fucking useless old cunt. Fair dinkum, i would love to shoot the useless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 14 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fucking hell, the wife (on top of the pepper spray comment) has used the term “home goal” and screamed every time the ball has been within 50 yards of a goal, expecting some cunt to score, like it’s a game of fucking basketball. Fucking hell. Does she have any opinions on who should be playing 'goal attack' and 'goal shooter'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Does she have any opinions on who should be playing 'goal attack' and 'goal shooter'? Our quarterback isn't playing very well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Two gifts in a minute. Fucking woeful defending. Ah well. Try again in another four years lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Does she have any opinions on who should be playing 'goal attack' and 'goal shooter'? She mentioned Beckham. She’s now locked outside. I did open the shed for her though, I’m not a beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Our quarterback isn't playing very well. They've scored more runs than we have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 So, England got to the semi-finals and people will inevitably believe that it is an amazing achievement from a team no one expected to do anything in this tournament. I'd say we only got this far through luck of the draw. Every team we have faced so far have been bang average or less. Tonight we have had a game against opposition with a little bit of talent and we have crumbled. Same old England, a semi-final finish doesn't tell the full tale of an average team who eventually got found out as soon as they played a team with players who are capable of kicking a ball. Fuck right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 11 minutes ago, Bubba C said: She mentioned Beckham. She’s now locked outside. I did open the shed for her, I’m not a beast. I'm sick of being English. I'm joining your lot. Send me an application form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: A chap in a white shirt has scored a goal... Panzerkacker... your thoughts. Shudda done it another once or twice Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: So, England got to the semi-finals and people will inevitably believe that it is an amazing achievement from a team no one expected to do anything in this tournament. I'd say we only got this far through luck of the draw. Every team we have faced so far have been bang average or less. Tonight we have had a game against opposition with a little bit of talent and we have crumbled. Same old England, a semi-final finish doesn't tell the full tale of an average team who eventually got found out as soon as they played a team with players who are capable of kicking a ball. Fuck right off. No, you fuck off. Mouthy little cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 I’m waiting to see what comedy genius the oxygen thief Panzerspacker will add to his brilliant nom, now that England are out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 19 minutes ago, Bubba C said: She mentioned Beckham. She’s now locked outside. I did open the shed for her though, I’m not a beast. Don't you live on the 20th floor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: No, you fuck off. Mouthy little cunt. Everything OK Frank? You seem a little agitated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: So, England got to the semi-finals and people will inevitably believe that it is an amazing achievement from a team no one expected to do anything in this tournament. I'd say we only got this far through luck of the draw. Every team we have faced so far have been bang average or less. Tonight we have had a game against opposition with a little bit of talent and we have crumbled. Same old England, a semi-final finish doesn't tell the full tale of an average team who eventually got found out as soon as they played a team with players who are capable of kicking a ball. Fuck right off. Spoilt fucking pussies, their lives consist of diamond rings and Ferraris. The Croatians were brought up in mud, blood and a million genocidal Serbian war criminals kicking their parents cunts in, and that ingrained hardness translates into determination and stamina, they were still charging around like terriers until the end, we turned to mush after 80 minutes. very faggoty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ape said: I’m waiting to see what comedy genius the oxygen thief Panzerspacker will add to his brilliant nom, now that England are out. You better have your chores done before she gets in from the pub. ..she's probably angry Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: You better have your chores done before she gets in from the pub. ..she's probably angry Panzerknacker As I suspected - repetitive, tired, unoriginal drivel. Still, you must be due to sign on tomorrow, so that’ll alleviate the tedium of your worthless existence, albeit briefly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: So, England got to the semi-finals and people will inevitably believe that it is an amazing achievement from a team no one expected to do anything in this tournament. I'd say we only got this far through luck of the draw. Every team we have faced so far have been bang average or less. Tonight we have had a game against opposition with a little bit of talent and we have crumbled. Same old England, a semi-final finish doesn't tell the full tale of an average team who eventually got found out as soon as they played a team with players who are capable of kicking a ball. Fuck right off. Shit teams don't win world cups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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