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1 hour ago, King Billy said:

The state premiers in Australia, (the leftie ones) are going full on dictator at the moment. Victoria has been in total lockdown, with 8PM curfew and people getting wrestled to the ground and arrested for not wearing a fucking mask amongst other heinous crimes. Southern Australia and Queensland seem to be in competition to outcunt North Korea closing their state borders and refusing to let people even cross for medical emergencies needing hospitalisation. 

SA has 3 active cases, no ICU, none even hospitalised.

Queensland has 18 active cases, no ICU, 5 hospitalised.

And the Prime Minister of New Zealand has Auckland in total lockdown, with currently 78 active cases in the whole country. 0 in ICU, 5 in total hospitalised. Population of Auckland....1.7 million. 

This is the cunt who was being hailed worldwide as a fucking saint for farting out a fucking sprog last year. WOW! The ugly cunt slags off Donald Trump as some sort of fascist dictator every chance she can, yet postpones their general election and locks up millions of citizens in their own homes. Anyone who believes that all this bollocks isn’t population control is a top class cunt.

You only have to see what's going on in Belarus with that cheating cunt to see population control. 

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2 hours ago, King Billy said:

The state premiers in Australia, (the leftie ones) are going full on dictator at the moment. Victoria has been in total lockdown, with 8PM curfew and people getting wrestled to the ground and arrested for not wearing a fucking mask amongst other heinous crimes. Southern Australia and Queensland seem to be in competition to outcunt North Korea closing their state borders and refusing to let people even cross for medical emergencies needing hospitalisation. 

SA has 3 active cases, no ICU, none even hospitalised.

Queensland has 18 active cases, no ICU, 5 hospitalised.

And the Prime Minister of New Zealand has Auckland in total lockdown, with currently 78 active cases in the whole country. 0 in ICU, 5 in total hospitalised. Population of Auckland....1.7 million. 

This is the cunt who was being hailed worldwide as a fucking saint for farting out a fucking sprog last year. WOW! The ugly cunt slags off Donald Trump as some sort of fascist dictator every chance she can, yet postpones their general election and locks up millions of citizens in their own homes. Anyone who believes that all this bollocks isn’t population control is a top class cunt.

Shame on you Billy. Did your ancestors deny the great Potato Famine? No. They got on a boat and did something about it. 

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Regarding the Australians....a song.

 

Convict Colony
(To the tune of Yellow Submarine)

In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
He said “put him on a ship, to the convict colony”
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony

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20 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Shame on you Billy. Did your ancestors deny the great Potato Famine? No. They got on a boat and did something about it. 

Potato famine......potato schlamine. “If you don’t eat your meat how can you have any pudding? Yes you laddie!”

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On 05/05/2020 at 16:24, Roadkill said:

When you live in a shit hole with poisonous snakes and spiders around every corner, crocodiles in your septic tank and a constantly waging war of supremacy between dingoes and babies, all whilst dodging koala bear shite in your sandals, you have no right to feel superior to anyone.  

There are two decent things to come out of the Land Down Under IMHO. 1) Clive James who epitomised insouciance and Aussie wry wit, both of which have probably become extinct and 2) Ray Mears' deep understanding of the native peoples of Australia, their culture and the outback. 

Apart from that they are a nation of tight arsed (ask a London cabbie) little islander paranoid neurotics with a deep fear and resentment of Asians., a contempt for people of colour whether they be indigenous or immigrants (like them) and a welcoming open arms policy to nasty fucking white racist refugees from South Africa fleeing the remnants of their white supremacist regime based on strong Protestant values. 

 

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25 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

There are two decent things to come out of the Land Down Under IMHO. 1) Clive James who epitomised insouciance and Aussie wry wit, both of which have probably become extinct and 2) Ray Mears' deep understanding of the native peoples of Australia, their culture and the outback. 

Apart from that they are a nation of tight arsed (ask a London cabbie) little islander paranoid neurotics with a deep fear and resentment of Asians., a contempt for people of colour whether they be indigenous or immigrants (like them) and a welcoming open arms policy to nasty fucking white racist refugees from South Africa fleeing the remnants of their white supremacist regime based on strong Protestant values. 

 

That's Emu talk, that is. You a fucking Emu?

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48 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

There are two decent things to come out of the Land Down Under IMHO. 1) Clive James who epitomised insouciance and Aussie wry wit, both of which have probably become extinct and 2) Ray Mears' deep understanding of the native peoples of Australia, their culture and the outback. 

Apart from that they are a nation of tight arsed (ask a London cabbie) little islander paranoid neurotics with a deep fear and resentment of Asians., a contempt for people of colour whether they be indigenous or immigrants (like them) and a welcoming open arms policy to nasty fucking white racist refugees from South Africa fleeing the remnants of their white supremacist regime based on strong Protestant values. 

 

We've just fucked them at cricket tonight as well. 

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1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

There are two decent things to come out of the Land Down Under IMHO. 1) Clive James who epitomised insouciance and Aussie wry wit, both of which have probably become extinct and 2) Ray Mears' deep understanding of the native peoples of Australia, their culture and the outback. 

Apart from that they are a nation of tight arsed (ask a London cabbie) little islander paranoid neurotics with a deep fear and resentment of Asians., a contempt for people of colour whether they be indigenous or immigrants (like them) and a welcoming open arms policy to nasty fucking white racist refugees from South Africa fleeing the remnants of their white supremacist regime based on strong Protestant values. 

 

Don’t they have any bad qualities?

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10 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Don’t they have any bad qualities?

There is a definite trend among Aussie men, even young fellas, to get themselves a Thai, Chinese, Vietnamese, or Indonesian partner. So much so that lots of Caucasian Aussie women are either Lezzing up, or decrying men in the press, or both. It’s an interesting sociological phenomenon.

Oh, and you can’t get good cheese. The Postal service is laughable. Rural men eat Backpackers.

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13 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

There is a definite trend among Aussie men, even young fellas, to get themselves a Thai, Chinese, Vietnamese, or Indonesian partner. So much so that lots of Caucasian Aussie women are either Lezzing up, or decrying men in the press, or both. It’s an interesting sociological phenomenon.

Oh, and you can’t get good cheese. The Postal service is laughable. Rural men eat Backpackers.

Our old mate, Mick Taylor. A proper Aussie.

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