CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 He hasn't just a face you want to punch, he's got a fucking name you want to punch as well. Sounds like an ill fitting, loaf of fucking bread. Fuck this, it's slow tonight, fuck this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 Fuck me, this preaching cunt has suddenly got a lot to say for himself. Straight from the Ewan McGregor school of "do as I say but not as I do" whining bastards. No Benedict, I think you have rather more money than me so why don't you lash out and save the fucking world, you fucking arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Yes, another Acktorrr who thinks his performance will cure cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 7 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Yes, another Acktorrr who thinks his performance will cure cancer. There have been plenty that have cured insomnia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 The cunt looks like an otter with AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Priggish, ingratiating holier-than-thou cuntburp, who looks like a make-up team stopped halfway through trying to make him into a fucking gremlin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 The bbc have teamed up with that know it all, privately educated, willy watcher Cumberbatch to completely ruin Sherlock. The fake bleeding heart liberal can now advise joe public on all manor of issues because he is so gifted with intelligence he can actually pretend to be someone else whilst repeating lines and being filmed over and over again until he gets in right. The soppy cunt who has spent his life in a privileged bubble however can advise the UK's government on the ability to accept more camel shaggers, although when asked if he was prepared to have one live with him he said he had a baby in his 'flat’ and has ‘no spare room' Bless him, he doesn't mind the parasites taking from the uk's limited resources as it won't affect him 1 jot, and he can discuss how generous a soul he is with his bbc bosses, at the next Islington dinner party. To sum it up, slitty eyed, fashionable leftie, cock watcher with a ego larger than his stretched out neck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 59 minutes ago, Eddie said: The bbc have teamed up with that know it all, privately educated, willy watcher Cumberbatch to completely ruin Sherlock. The fake bleeding heart liberal can now advise joe public on all manor of issues because he is so gifted with intelligence he can actually pretend to be someone else whilst repeating lines and being filmed over and over again until he gets in right. The soppy cunt who has spent his life in a privileged bubble however can advise the UK's government on the ability to accept more camel shaggers, although when asked if he was prepared to have one live with him he said he had a baby in his 'flat’ and has ‘no spare room' Bless him, he doesn't mind the parasites taking from the uk's limited resources as it won't affect him 1 jot, and he can discuss how generous a soul he is with his bbc bosses, at the next Islington dinner party. To sum it up, slitty eyed, fashionable leftie, cock watcher with a ego larger than his stretched out neck. Not a fan then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 26 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Not a fan then? I've had enough of luvvies such as benedict cuntasnatch, Emma Thompson and that giant headed, mong looking slag, lilly fucking Allen lecturing the public on global issues with simplistic infantile rants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I've had enough of luvvies such as benedict cuntasnatch, Emma Thompson and that giant headed, mong looking slag, lilly fucking Allen lecturing the public on global issues with simplistic infantile rants. I fucking despise that toffy, uppity cunt, Thompson. I'd quite happily convert every one of Alf's posts into an audio book and then force it into her ears until her brain switched off and she slipped into a coma. Shouldn't take too long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 13 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I fucking despise that toffy, uppity cunt, Thompson. I'd quite happily convert every one of Alf's posts into an audio book and then force it into her ears until her brain switched off and she slipped into a coma. Shouldn't take too long. Fuck off frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: I fucking despise that toffy, uppity cunt, Thompson. I'd quite happily convert every one of Alf's posts into an audio book and then force it into her ears until her brain switched off and she slipped into a coma. Shouldn't take too long. Before you do that, you might want to partake in the simple but forbidden pleasure of slipping one up her wrong 'un, pulling what hair your fingers can grasp and just before you fill her arse, punch the fuck out of her neck. The little things mean so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 (edited) fucking iPhone triple post, non editable fucking cunt!!! Edited January 4, 2017 by Wizardsleeve iPhones are cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 In truth, I think he's an excellent actor. But it's hard not to dislike a lame excuse for a philanthropist. As Eddie points out, he's lived in a privileged bubble all of his life, and for this reason hasn't experienced the hardships the vast, vast majority of others do. Yet he preaches about our alleged wrongdoings, seems to know how public funding ought to be spent, gives the impression of caring about the destruction of our planet – and then appears on a paid, post-race F1 presentation on live TV, and kisses Mercedes' arse in the process. The hypocrisy. His messiah complex reminds me of a young Irish cunt, now worth £35m approx., circa 1980s. And, if Martians with Jocelyn Wildenstein syndrome existed, they'd look like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 12 minutes ago, Wolfie said: His messiah complex reminds me of a young Irish cunt, now worth £35m approx. Wolfie, I'm not as vulgar as Eddie so I've tried to keep this quiet. Please delete your post before I start getting begging PM's from Bill and Drew. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Wolfie, I'm not as vulgar as Eddie so I've tried to keep this quiet. Please delete your post before I start getting begging PM's from Bill and Drew. You've lost me, and with the greatest respect, not for the first time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: Wolfie, I'm not as vulgar as Eddie so I've tried to keep this quiet. Please delete your post before I start getting begging PM's from Bill and Drew. Fuck Bill and Drew, I'm down to my last 3 million, help me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Fuck Bill and Drew, I'm down to my last 3 million, help me. Eddie, I hate to break it to you, but Club Card points aren't the same as money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 12 hours ago, Eddie said: Fuck Bill and Drew, I'm down to my last 3 million, help me. Eddie, I run a support group to help people like you. for a modest fee that is assessed by the nature of your problem, we cure you. If you'll provide your bank details, we can get started immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Eddie, I run a support group to help people like you. for a modest fee that is assessed by the nature of your problem, we cure you. If you'll provide your bank details, we can get started immediately. Pm me your bank details accross and I will deposit your fee, also your date of birth so I can enter you in my lucky birthday lottery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 8 hours ago, Eddie said: Pm me your bank details accross and I will deposit your fee, also your date of birth so I can enter you in my lucky birthday lottery. The board of governors has reviewed your financials, and have asked me to express to you their refusal to admit you, and to kindly ask you to fuck off, you pauper! Their words, not mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Is Bendydick Cucumberpatch is stage nom de plume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 The classist tosser can stick his Notting Hill dinner party attitude, and his F1, up his Harrovian arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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