Neil Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Cheers cunt,Yep i was speeding and now I have 3 points,thing is they will be gone in a few years but you Sir will still be a grade one cunt.Before any of you sanctimonious cunts start lecturing me I'll take the consequences and deal with it but it aint speeding that kills its bad driving that kills so fuck you 'ol bill,I hope your cock falls off and your missus gets fucked up the arse by the local rugby team,and as for wishing me a nice evening when leaving me by the roadside I can only reciprocate by wishing you a fucking shit life you horrible little cuntflap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Share the love Neil, Share the Love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Cheers cunt,Yep i was speeding and now I have 3 points,thing is they will be gone in a few years but you Sir will still be a grade one cunt.Before any of you sanctimonious cunts start lecturing me I'll take the consequences and deal with it but it aint speeding that kills its bad driving that kills so fuck you 'ol bill,I hope your cock falls off and your missus gets fucked up the arse by the local rugby team,and as for wishing me a nice evening when leaving me by the roadside I can only reciprocate by wishing you a fucking shit life you horrible little cuntflap.That's Suffolk for you, Neil. I only tend to cross the border when I'm either off my face on Vina Sol or by complete accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I never break the speed limit. Never. I also check my lights every time I start my car.I'm not being sanctimonious, I just couldn't afford to get breathalysed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 http://cuntscorner.com/index.php?/forums/topic/44630-fifty-year-old-constables/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 That's Suffolk for you, Neil. I only tend to cross the border when I'm either off my face on Vina Sol or by complete accident.I went to Suffolk once........ by accident. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 http://cuntscorner.com/index.php?/forums/topic/44630-fifty-year-old-constables/ Yes I did put traffic cops in the search,like I said 'sanctimonious cunts' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Yes I did put traffic cops in the search,like I said 'sanctimonious cunts'It wasn't meant as a rebuke. I share your pain, but couldn't be arsed typing it all out again.Dennis Waterman is a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Sorry 'bout that,still feeling fucking spikey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Round here the traffic police seem to study in the 1960's school of sarcasm. I have lost count of the times I have been asked "who I thought I was, Barry Sheene?" When taking the piss massively with her majesty's speed limit on my Triumph. He had been dead quite a while at that point. Being asked where the fire is gets a tad unoriginal. Problem is that if you give them sarcasm out comes the fucking tazer and the length of hose filled with wet sand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Round here the traffic police seem to study in the 1960's school of sarcasm. I have lost count of the times I have been asked "who I thought I was, Barry Sheene?" When taking the piss massively with her majesty's speed limit on my Triumph. He had been dead quite a while at that point. Being asked where the fire is gets a tad unoriginal. Problem is that if you give them sarcasm out comes the fucking tazer and the length of hose filled with wet sand.One of them fucking welsh coppers called me cyclops. I had to work it out for myself - one eyed monster - driving on one headlight, sarcastic cunt. So I let my dog to piss up the cop station gate post, and the best part is, it's not an offence. Take that, copper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 (edited) I spent a night in the cells for drunkenly pissing in public. It was the wee (sic) small hours of the morning, I was out of sight of the road but as the piss was flowing a copper tapped me on the shoulder and I turned around and soiled his shoes and trousers. I was made to fall down a non existant staircase on my way to the cells. I was lucky it was not an indecent exposure charge I suppose, but I got a good hiding before being allowed to sleep. I don't remember resisting arrest, but that is the reason they gave me for missing a tooth, a black eye and a serious abrasion to my left knee. Sussex police are cunts! Edited April 18, 2015 by Fuctifino spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Cheers cunt,Yep i was speeding and now I have 3 points,thing is they will be gone in a few years but you Sir will still be a grade one cunt.Before any of you sanctimonious cunts start lecturing me I'll take the consequences and deal with it but it aint speeding that kills its bad driving that kills so fuck you 'ol bill,I hope your cock falls off and your missus gets fucked up the arse by the local rugby team,and as for wishing me a nice evening when leaving me by the roadside I can only reciprocate by wishing you a fucking shit life you horrible little cuntflap.Moral of the story, don't speed you moron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 I always find that taking speed while driving difficult unless I am in the sidecar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 I set my own speed limit depending on the road conditions weather and my own mood.If I want to put my foot down and get some revs up I will but not to excess.i usually drive better after a couple of pints.Yes, we all know you are a cunt. Don't have to make the point so often unless you have Alzheimer's. Piss pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 I set my own speed limit depending on the road conditions weather and my own mood.If I want to put my foot down and get some revs up I will but not to excess.i usually drive better after a couple of pints.Just how fast is your skateboard ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Moral of the story, don't speed you moronFuck up Shitforbrains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Fuck up ShitforbrainsSoppy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 i have learnt Roadcraft the police bible, you are like the devilActually I'm fully versed in the SOP of Police driving you soppy tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Round here the traffic police seem to study in the 1960's school of sarcasm. I have lost count of the times I have been asked "who I thought I was, Barry Sheene?" When taking the piss massively with her majesty's speed limit on my Triumph. He had been dead quite a while at that point. Being asked where the fire is gets a tad unoriginal. Problem is that if you give them sarcasm out comes the fucking tazer and the length of hose filled with wet sand.I got "Enjoy your stay princess" when the cell door slammed on me. I wouldn't mind but it was a WPC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 I got "Enjoy your stay princess" when the cell door slammed on me. I wouldn't mind but it was a WPC!Care to elaborate further, gypps? I'm intrigued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Care to elaborate further, gypps? I'm intrigued.I've told the story elsewhere on the site. I got to spend 6 weeks in a police cell for drunk and disorderly back in the long long ago! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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