Cuntybaws Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Founder of Chinese search engine company Alibaba, Ma just may be the ugliest, most stunted human who ever lived. (Except for that dwarf cunt Warwick Davis, obviously; and Wee Jimmie Krankie,)What the fuck is wrong with his head? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS HEAD? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 I think it was beaten with ice hockey sticks, like a grotesque Pinata, until it was the working facsimilie on which Kryten from Red Dwarf was modelled.It can be the only reason it looks that way - and that he has sought his revenge on an uncaring world by founding a search engine company (just what the world needs, eh?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Compare the size of his hands to the head! Fucking hell. Did his mother suffer from agent orange? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 It's a shame the cunt didn't get caught up at tianimann square back in the day. Or maybe he did and a severe trampling explains his hideous bonce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 It looks like he's been fitted with the wrong size face. Fucking weird! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 It looks like he's been fitted with the wrong size face. Fucking weird!I know I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 I bet his mother's fanny goes sideways now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 It's a shame the cunt didn't get caught up at tianimann square back in the day. Or maybe he did and a severe trampling explains his hideous bonceIronically, if you type "Tiananmen Square massacre" into an Alibaba search engine it says, "No matches found".Censorship is a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Founder of Chinese search engine company Alibaba, Ma just may be the ugliest, most stunted human who ever lived. (Except for that dwarf cunt Warwick Davis, obviously; and Wee Jimmie Krankie,)What the fuck is wrong with his head? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS HEAD?Why isn't he on his moped? There's some poor fucker waiting for his chow mein to be delivered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Looks like he kissed a fast moving frying pan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 I bet his mother's fanny goes sideways now.I bet it does - given the Torque Wrench so clearly employed to drag him out of there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 To grab his micro cock with those bonsai hands must be quite a feat. More precarious and time consuming than open heart surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 To grab his micro cock with those bonsai hands must be quite a feat. More precarious and time consuming than open heart surgery. That's why he's pleasuring himself anally with a rolled up "The Crispy Duck" menu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 That's why he's pleasuring himself anally with a rolled up "The Crispy Duck" menu.Or is it a spring roll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 He was good in the hangover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 Or is it a spring roll?A rolled up spring mattress would slide right up there if his bum hole's as big has his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 I thought he looked familiar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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