Decimus Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Frank said: Huge? What a gimp. Back scuttling, brown potting, faggot fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 55 minutes ago, Frank said: Trump's gonna do him. Guaranteed. I don't like being wrong, Frank. Not ever. But if it happens in the next hour, I'll be delighted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You don't know you're born. I remember when all this was just fields. Gracie Fields? By heck thy remember her. Oh aye, I remember when it t'was aal pits roond 'ere lad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Decimus said: Back scuttling, brown potting, faggot fucking cunt. No wonder Frank`s such a fan of the sport. I could actually picture him sporting an erection whilst seated front row, not that anyone would want to bar Lord P. Anyways, i have a sneaking suspicion that Timmy was actually Paulie. Coming straight in with numerous references to nonces and starting vendettas with established players, and to top it all off he may potentially be Reptyle trying a new angle. It all aligns itself with me. The plot thickens. Edited May 2, 2022 by Major Cunt Using a new hexagonal shaped keyboard app that's meant to be more efficient. It's a fucking nightmare unless you're using a tablet! Brave new world bollocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: In Shit Sport Top Trumps, the card you want to be holding is "Curling". I was very good at Hurling. Very skilful to say the least. 12-15 pints and 6-8 whiskey chasers and I could hurl with the best of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 Well done Ronnaaaaay!!! Fuck off Frank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Gracie Fields? By heck thy remember her. Oh aye, I remember when it t'was aal pits roond 'ere lad! Did you have a hole in your stocking and a hole in your shoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 8 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Well done Ronnaaaaay!!! Fuck off Frank. I actually shed tears. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 I'm sure the BBC will acknowledge the achievement by awarding SPOTY to the woman who came third at hopscotch in the special Olympics. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I actually shed tears. The mans a genius, pure and simple. Plays the game the way it should be. Don't know if we'll ever see as naturally gifted a player again to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Frank said: Trump's gonna do him. Guaranteed. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't like being wrong, Frank. Not ever. But if it happens in the next hour, I'll be delighted. I had to put that down to see me through. Don't get me wrong, I'm a massive Ronnie fan... huge, actually. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I actually shed tears. Eric, I don't know anything about snooker lol (fuck off @Frank) but what I do remember is having to watch it when my parents would dump me at my nanny and grandad's house every third Sunday of the month. This was the early to mid 90s and smallpox faced Hendry was hoots monning his way to victory in every tournament. Despite grandfather being a sweaty and everyone else being a teague, a burgeoning spark of Englishness was growing within my heart. I've wanted the cross of St George to hang high ever since, and despite being a dago-spud mongrel, Ronnie has done it. Here's to a future number 8. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I actually shed tears. Gaymosexual. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 On 02/05/2022 at 19:34, Cunty BigBollox said: It's a close run thing between the horse-wank that is snooker, cricket or golf..., for the most tedious fucking sport ever. When does the ‘projectile vomiting’ world championship start? Any tips for the title this year? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: When does the ‘projectile vomiting’ world championship start? Any tips for the title this year? If you're thinking of competing then I suggest you take those new teeth out before you look at the Dianne Abbott hentai I'm PMing you in bulk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: If you're thinking of competing then I suggest you take those new teeth out before you look at the Dianne Abbott hentai I'm PMing you in bulk. My new railings aren’t removable RK. They’re screwed in stronger than a screwed in strong thing. I could pull Geoff Capes 100 yards by his shirt tail, while he’s pulling a 40 ton lorry with his gnashers. I could also probably chew Dianne Abbots entire gargantuan body to mush like a piece of Wrigleys Juicy Fruit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: My new railings aren’t removable RK. They’re screwed in stronger than a screwed in strong thing. I could pull Geoff Capes 100 yards by his shirt tail, while he’s pulling a 40 ton lorry with his gnashers. I could also probably chew Dianne Abbots entire gargantuan body to mush like a piece of Wrigleys Juicy Fruit. The teeth might survive, but the cholesterol would fuck you by the time you reached the first cankle. Please in no way take this statement as discouragement in the event you want to give it a try anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 22 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The teeth might survive, but the cholesterol would fuck you by the time you reached the first cankle. Please in no way take this statement as discouragement in the event you want to give it a try anyway. I’ve decided to give it a wide berth RK. I’m going to become very sensible from now on and cut out all the silliness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 40 minutes ago, King Billy said: My new railings aren’t removable RK. They’re screwed in stronger than a screwed in strong thing. I could pull Geoff Capes 100 yards by his shirt tail, while he’s pulling a 40 ton lorry with his gnashers. I could also probably chew Dianne Abbots entire gargantuan body to mush like a piece of Wrigleys Juicy Fruit. I've often wondered who would win a fight out of Geoff Capes and Wolverine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 4, 2022 Report Share Posted May 4, 2022 6 hours ago, King Billy said: My new railings aren’t removable RK. They’re screwed in stronger than a screwed in strong thing. I could pull Geoff Capes 100 yards by his shirt tail, while he’s pulling a 40 ton lorry with his gnashers. I could also probably chew Dianne Abbots entire gargantuan body to mush like a piece of Wrigleys Juicy Fruit. What do you clean them with, Autosol or regular toothpaste? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 4, 2022 Report Share Posted May 4, 2022 7 hours ago, King Billy said: When does the ‘projectile vomiting’ world championship start? Any tips for the title this year? The day that Frank falls asleep rooting Ming's defrosting corpse and forgets to put her back in the freezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 4, 2022 Report Share Posted May 4, 2022 9 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What do you clean them with, Autosol or regular toothpaste? Autosol. Magical shit. I assume you have, or used to have a car or bike with good old fashioned chrome where they put all the cuddly plastic crumple zones nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 4, 2022 Report Share Posted May 4, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Autosol. Magical shit. I assume you have, or used to have a car or bike with good old fashioned chrome where they put all the cuddly plastic crumple zones nowadays. Not a million miles away from Anusol, and my advice would be not to get those mixed up or you could cause yourself a whole PILE of trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 4, 2022 Report Share Posted May 4, 2022 13 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What do you clean them with, Autosol or regular toothpaste? Brasso CBB. Next time you crack open a can, before necking it in one go just dab a couple of drops of spillage on your jumper and then rub furiously on an old rusty bottle opener, or something similar off the floor. You’ll never look back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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