Dyslexic cnut Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 14 hours ago, Frank said: Soon. What the fuck is wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Stupid cunt. With a strapping 55kg allied to 5"6 with Cuban heels from Edward Green, @Frank's about as scary as my late auntie after a few spritzers. That said, I suspect many luckless shop assistants have escaped from his pokey little Barnet one-bed walking sideways like John Wayne the following morning, as a result of his undoubted skill with three bottles of Terre di Fannio (£8.99 Waitrose), a drum kit, and bottle of Rohypnol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 29 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What the fuck is wrong with you? I’ve certainly got some issues, DC. When I do finally show up at the Apes, I’m sure we’ll get on like a house on fire. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 10 hours ago, Eddie said: anything that you’ve test ridden, The usual term for this in the business is ‘Interviewed’ Eddie, but arguing the point would just be splitting hairs (ginger or otherwise). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 3 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve certainly got some issues, DC. When I do finally show up at the Apes, I’m sure we’ll get on like a house on fire. 😉 Any tips for this years Eurovision Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 13 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve certainly got some issues, DC. When I do finally show up at the Apes, I’m sure we’ll get on like a house on fire. 😉 If you don’t mind me saying, you’re really off your game, definitely not the best on here… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 26 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve certainly got some issues, DC. When I do finally show up at the Apes, I’m sure we’ll get on like a house on fire. 😉 Reported for threats of arson. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Reported for threats of arson. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: I’ve certainly got some issues, DC. When I do finally show up at the Apes, I’m sure we’ll get on like a house on fire. 😉 I think you should consider seeing a psychiatrist, you deluded idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 2 hours ago, King Billy said: The usual term for this in the business is ‘Interviewed’ Eddie, but arguing the point would just be splitting hairs (ginger or otherwise). Are you sure you've spelt 'splitting' correctly Bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Frank said: I’ve certainly got some issues, DC. When I do finally show up at the Apes, I’m sure we’ll get on like a house on fire. 😉 Picture the scene... a dark and stormy night and Frank turns up outside @Ape™️s house. Frank stops in the front garden, staring menacingly up at the window, torrential rain soaking his wig, his drumsticks in hand, and then, as he's about to make his move, a 20mph gust of wind blows @Frank's weedy frame over and hes blown down the road like a tumbleweed in a western. Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 47 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I think you should consider seeing a psychiatrist, you deluded idiot. Good Evening @Ape™️ .. have you had a good day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Picture the scene... a dark and stormy night and Frank turns up outside @Ape™️s house. Frank stops in the front garden, staring menacingly up at the window, torrential rain soaking his wig, his drumsticks in hand, and then, as he's about to make his move, a 20mph gust of wind blows @Frank's weedy frame over and hes blown down the road like a tumbleweed in a western. Lol ‘A fistful of cock’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘A fistful of cock’. 'For a Few Fellas More' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 Just now, Wolfie said: 'For a Few Fellas More' ‘The man with no friends’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 ‘Spaghetti legs western’ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Picture the scene... a dark and stormy night and Frank turns up outside @Ape™️s house. Frank stops in the front garden, staring menacingly up at the window, torrential rain soaking his wig, his drumsticks in hand, and then, as he's about to make his move, a 20mph gust of wind blows @Frank's weedy frame over and hes blown down the road like a tumbleweed in a western. Lol Ape is a physically fit man in his mid 40s. Frank is a spindly limbed poof pushing 60 with cancer, AIDS and other rear end issues due to years of rampant homosexuality. It’ll be almost as one sided as when I taught Eddie a lesson in unarmed combat in that desolate Swindon car park. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 ‘Bum for hire’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ape is a physically fit man in his mid 40s. Frank is a spindly limbed poof pushing 60 with cancer, AIDS and other rear end issues due to years of rampant homosexuality. It’ll be almost as one sided as when I taught Eddie a lesson in unarmed combat in that desolate Swindon car park. Wiltshire Constabulary have still got that on file as a ‘totally justified racist attack’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 Just now, King Billy said: Wiltshire Constabulary have still got that on file as a ‘totally justified racist attack’. Indeed 2 them held him down for me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ape is a physically fit man in his mid 40s. 🤥 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: 'For a Few Fellas More' Django Debagged 3:10 to Yoo-Hoo! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Indeed 2 them held him down for me The old bad cop/bad cop thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Django Debagged 3:10 to Yoo-Hoo! Rooster Cockburn in True Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 ‘Minces with pooves’ starring Daniel Gay Lewis 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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